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[K1LLER7]

Cillessen is shite

 

[Esch]

'It becomes quite nice after 3 months of drinking it incessantly.'

Just like Slivovitz

 

[Meier]

When I was first drinking, I did drink absolute shit like Stella and Carling because my mates were. Then I had my first decent cider and it was a YES ROY moment.

Yes to everything about this post but this in particular. I am with you Hixx. I drank beer in college to fit in a bit but I have no interest in subjecting myself to it now. Cider 4 lyfe.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Damn Holland looks shit.

edit: what a shot.

We've looked shit this whole tournament

 

[Slizz]

Wtf are the Dutch doing? Wtf is their keeper doing?

 

[hiroshawn]

It looks like there will be goals in this game.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Pls guys

These things happen in the box

In all seriousness, I'd rather get bitten than pulled over by the shirt. Worst that can happen with a bite like that is it draws a bit of blood. Marquez could have landed badly and broken his neck, Van Persie is lucky he didn't kill him.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

What the hell is Netherlands doing

On the other hand if they get knocked out more time for LVG at United

 

[fuenf]

Cillessen is shite

LVG needs his shitty goalkeepers to keep things interesting. Watch De Gea transfer to Real and Cillessen installed as United's #1.

 

[WJD]

Someone just rang our house number, my mum answered and this weird voice said "I'm going to rip your knickers off and play with your fanny. I'm watching you."

What the fuck.

 

[Wilbur]

We've looked shit this whole tournament

You sound like qindarka

9 point out of 9, destroyed Spain and handled Chile easily. Stop u berk

 

[Slizz]

In all seriousness, I'd rather get bitten than pulled over by the shirt. Worst that can happen with a bite like that is it draws a bit of blood. Marquez could have landed badly and broken his neck, Van Persie is lucky he didn't kill him.

Imagine if he got pulled down, then got hit by the ball in the head.

 

[Esch]

I was arguing with my dad last night over the phone about this. Dude was convinced the Netherlands would crush them out of the gate.

Mexico ain't no bitch ass team.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

In all seriousness, I'd rather get bitten than pulled over by the shirt. Worst that can happen with a bite like that is it draws a bit of blood. Marquez could have landed badly and broken his neck, Van Persie is lucky he didn't kill him.

You've been watching too much Final Destination.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

LVG needs his shitty goalkeepers to keep things interesting. Watch De Gea transfer to Real and Cillessen installed as United's #1.

Not gonna happen matey

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Someone just rang our house number, my mum answered and this weird voice said "I'm going to rip your knickers off and play with your fanny. I'm watching you."

What the fuck.

bud pls

 

[Wilbur]

Someone just rang our house number, my mum answered and apparently this weird voice said "I'm going to rip your knickers off and play with your fanny. I'm watching you."

What the fuck.

wat

 

[Scum]

I expect Holland to scam the win here.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Someone just rang our house number, my mum answered and this weird voice said "I'm going to rip your knickers off and play with your fanny. I'm watching you."

What the fuck.

Wilbur pls

 

[pulga]

Someone just rang our house number, my mum answered and this weird voice said "I'm going to rip your knickers off and play with your fanny. I'm watching you."

What the fuck.

wilbur pls

 

[WJD]

We rang the number back on a withheld number and he answered but said nothing

I'm scared

 

[Broder Salsa]

In all seriousness, I'd rather get bitten than pulled over by the shirt. Worst that can happen with a bite like that is it draws a bit of blood. Marquez could have landed badly and broken his neck, Van Persie is lucky he didn't kill him.

Pulling shirts is the one thing I have managed to perfect, when actually playing football myself. Please leave it alone, it's a valid tactic that happens in the box.

 

[Scum]

Someone just rang our house number, my mum answered and this weird voice said "I'm going to rip your knickers off and play with your fanny. I'm watching you."

What the fuck.

 

[Wilbur]

guys it wasn't me I would have asked for will before saying that

I was arguing with my dad last night over the phone about this. Dude was convinced the Netherlands would crush them out of the gate.

Mexico ain't no bitch ass team.

Better suited to the conditions, better defensively. Your dad is a FUEL

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I expect Holland to scam the win here.

I want us to cheat our way to the final. De Jong breaking ribs left and right, rvp pulling people down in the box. It'd be glorious

 

[cartoon_soldier]

What's a FUEL WIlbur?

 

[Willkiller]

Someone just rang our house number, my mum answered and this weird voice said "I'm going to rip your knickers off and play with your fanny. I'm watching you."

What the fuck.

RIP WJD

Edit: Make a thread about it

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

I want us to cheat our way to the final. De Jong breaking ribs left and right, rvp pulling people down in the box. It'd be glorious

I think I got enough of that in 2010.

 

[LTWheels]

Apparently this is the first time that Holland has had to play in heat this World Cup.

 

[dc89]

look at me hector

LOOOOOOOL

 

[WJD]

RIP WJD

Edit: Make a thread about it

Think I will. I'm worried.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

We should bring 'bobbins' back. It's not right that fuel has retained it's place in footyGAF lexicon, but bobbins and technicaliteh have faded

 

[Wilbur]

That is a bit scary will. If he rings again get police involved innit

What's a FUEL WIlbur?

pls

it's the way all manchester united supporters say fool

 

[arkon]

What's a FUEL WIlbur?

Moyes

 

[Tc91]

Drinks break coming up apparently.

 

[Yen]

We should bring 'bobbins' back. It's not right that fuel has retained it's place in footyGAF lexicon, but bobbins and technicaliteh have faded

What is bobbins

 

[Walshy]

Moyes

He was the biggest fuel in manchester

 

[The_Hitcher89]

What is bobbins

London for sleep

 

[Fergie]

Cillessen is seeing heat shimmers.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

How was that a foul

 

[Meier]

You've been watching too much Final Destination.

Haha, he's making fun of Froggie:

"He should be banned for a long time because that was the most dangerous thing I've seen on a football field for many years.

"It was absolutely deliberate. The whistle has gone, the game has stopped and he has done that right in front of the referee -- he could have killed the lad.

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/12/23/sport/football/football-premier-league-round-up/

 

[cartoon_soldier]

pls

it's the way all manchester united supporters say fool

Ahh...I must adapt

Edit: US broadcasters will love these cooking breaks

 

[WJD]

Tried googling the number to no success. Considered texting him a picture of my arsehole but I can't do that withheld apparently.

 

[Esch]

Better suited to the conditions, better defensively. Your dad is a FUEL

If they had even one truly clutch player up front I might have even favored them, but I can definitely see them taking this in a war of attrition in the 2nd half as the sun bears down.

 

[GQman2121]

Wait, this is really happening? WTF? 2022 WC is going to be like a fucking NFL game....

 

[LTWheels]

I can't see how it is going to be playable in Qatar.

 

[Hixx]

Fabio Cannavaro just did a Kyoufu laugh

I'm in bits

 

[Walshy]

Glenn Hoddle with the 'back in my day" speech

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

Haha, he's making fun of Froggie:

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/12/23/sport/football/football-premier-league-round-up/

Wow lol, he's been watching too much Final Destination.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wait, this is really happening? WTF? 2022 WC is going to be like a fucking NFL game....

Happened in the match the other day as well, fifa was court ordered to do it in this heat.

Fabio Cannavaro just did a Kyoufu laugh

I'm in bits

Hahaha