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[Fergie]

Dat selfish DNA.



Andros pls.

 

[gutter_trash]

Ibra pls, make CR7 cry.

Haters gonna hate

 

[confuziz]

Lens red card, Holland down to 10 men.

Eerrt i would have done the same as lens..

 

[3Sixty]

Townsend pls

 

[Suen]

Even Ibra's nose can't carry that godforsaken team anymore.

 

[dc89]

Safe hands by Hart a moment ago.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Townsend is very wasteful.

 

[Plasma]

Still not sure how Cleverley gets in the England squad.

 

[Hindle]

Is Wodgson playing 4-4-2 again?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Rooney would walk into it imo, as would Ashley Cole and Joe Hart

Hart?

Over Neuer? Lol.

 

[Marc]

Reus scares me.


We're doing ok considering how awful this team is, but I feel like Germany are playing it as a friendly and we're really trying. Any minute they'll get bored and switch on to score.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Eerrt i would have done the same as lens..

No it's just fucking stupid. He's a fucking professional footballer

 

[bud]

zlatan is sweden's creative midfielder.

 

[Suen]

I'm so used to see Madrid's lightning fast counters that the Swedish team looks like turtles in comparison when they counter. Ibra, Källström, Elmander, Elm, pls.

 

[gutter_trash]

feeds are blocked here, got the UEFA match center up and there is not much movement...

so I presume it's a boring ass defensive match with nothing happening, am right?

(concerning Sweden vs Portugal)


30 Ronaldo (Portugal) concedes a free-kick for a foul on Lustig (Sweden).
29 Ronaldo (Portugal) concedes a free-kick for a foul on Elm (Sweden).

smells like a booking coming up

 

[Fergie]

Still not sure how Cleverley gets in the England squad.

More mobile than Lampard.

 

[3Sixty]

Cleverly pls

More mobile than Lampard.

So is the titanic. Don't see that in centre mid

 

[Marc]

Cleverly Watch

Still shit, will try to keep you all updated.

 

[Milchmonster]

Fuck you Cleverley

 

[Yurt]

 

[dc89]

Clevdinho is utter toss.

 

[Suen]

Pepe looks even less like a human with that hair. What is wrong with him

 

[pulga]

So ive got this bet with a swedish chick at the pub that for every goal portugal scored she takes a pair of shots and vice versa to me

Seeing as this is looking to get fuck all goals again, someone help me make up a drinking game

ie for every sourpuss face Cristiano makes, a shot

Footy gaf pls, the pussy depends on you

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

they've killed vdv

friendly match my ass

fucking disgusting this, fucking andres.

 

[Plasma]

More mobile than Lampard.

Surely it would be better to play Carrick though and let Gerrard play a bit further forward.

 

[confuziz]

Colombia scumbags. Even worse than portugal

 

[Fergie]

Cleverly pls



So is the titanic. Don't see that in centre mid

I'm not disagreeing but he can do a job, however shit it looks.

Surely it would be better to play Carrick though and let Gerrard play a bit further forward.

This has been stated a trillion times, it's Woy.

 

[Peco]

For fucks safe Japan, that was stupid.

 

[dalVlatko]

Anyone watch Algeria vs Berkna Faso?

There was a lot of time wasting and the commentators were saying there should be at least 7 minutes added time. It hit 90 minutes and an Algerian player was injured so they were waiting for him to get up before showing how much time was being added. Algeria made a substitution and they showed 4 minutes added time. Burkina Faso took a corner that almost ended in an own goal and the ref said the game was over in about 30 seconds.

wtf

 

[Labadal]

Portugal will score before the end of the half. Our players look scared.

 

[arkon]

Carrick's not available.

 

[Fergie]

So ive got this bet with a swedish chick at the pub that for every goal portugal scored she takes a pair of shots and vice versa to me

Seeing as this is looking to get fuck all goals again, someone help me make up a drinking game

ie for every sourpuss face Cristiano makes, a shot

Footy gaf pls, the pussy depends on you

Ronaldo taking a strop, Ibra flailing to impress, Nani fucking up.

There's loads m8

 

[LTWheels]

If Gerrard or Dturridge get injured for this pointless friendly, I will flip.

 

[bud]

So ive got this bet with a swedish chick at the pub that for every goal portugal scored she takes a pair of shots and vice versa to me

Seeing as this is looking to get fuck all goals again, someone help me make up a drinking game

ie for every sourpuss face Cristiano makes, a shot

Footy gaf pls, the pussy depends on you

this post is more exciting than the sweden game.

 

[Yurt]

So ive got this bet with a swedish chick at the pub that for every goal portugal scored she takes a pair of shots and vice versa to me

Seeing as this is looking to get fuck all goals again, someone help me make up a drinking game

ie for every sourpuss face Cristiano makes, a shot

Footy gaf pls, the pussy depends on you

for every offside she drinks

bcuz women dun get the offside rule AM I RIGHT

 

[yellow submarine]

So ive got this bet with a swedish chick at the pub that for every goal portugal scored she takes a pair of shots and vice versa to me

Seeing as this is looking to get fuck all goals again, someone help me make up a drinking game

ie for every sourpuss face Cristiano makes, a shot

Footy gaf pls, the pussy depends on you

Every dive will get a shot.

Every defensive header will get a shot.

Call us from the hospital when you're done

 

[Suen]

Sweden playing like it's a friendly.

 

[Hixx]

Lallana utterly anonymous.

Not really sure what Roy has told him to do.

 

[systemfehler]

AUT - USA 1:0 (Janko)

So far a average game with a clear penalty for the US the ref didn't see.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Fucking despicable behaviour from some Colombia players.

 

[Milchmonster]

Löw can't even knot his scarf properly. Fire his ass finally.

 

[The Incarnation]

The only game I care about us the Gibraltar one. It's going to be the birth of a footballing powerhouse, lead by Danny Higginbotham. The God Particle of football.

 

[LFMartins86]

So close from Ronaldo.

 

[Fergie]

Spain conceded vs SA.


France just scored.

 

[pulga]

CRISTIANO PLS

YOUR COSTING ME SUM PUSSAY

 

[yellow submarine]

Gaddamn Portugal give no fucks, 4 people attacking, 3 in the box.

Meanwhile, Ibra dropping to midfield to get possession...

 

[Labadal]

Croatia another goal with a man sent off.

 

[Timurid]

SAKHOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

[3Sixty]

Lallana utterly anonymous.

Not really sure what Roy has told him to do.

Hixx pls

 

[Yurt]

CRISTIANO PLS

YOUR COSTING ME SUM PUSSAY

Blame yourself, what kinda bet is that!