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[Salvadora]

has anyone here ever put ikea furniture together

i spent a good 5 hours today making a chest of drawers and still managed to make a (small) mistake, it's torture.

feels like i could just become a carpenter at this point

 

[PowderedToast]

the media are jumping on the shirt swapping thing, but i don't see the scapegoating by brendan that some are claiming. he called it a tactical sub and has been pretty no nonsense, the sensationalist reporting even from places like the guardian is groan inducing

i don't like it personally, the match isn't over and its always come across as defeatist to me and a way to relieve responsibility if you've played shit

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Rafa knows what's he doing.

Spoiler

He's angling for a move back to Anfield

I'd make a facetious post about bringing him in as defensive coach, but having seen Napoli over the last year and a bit...



What happened to the days where you could buy a Xabi Alonso and Luis Garcia for £22m or whatever it was?

 

[Scum]

If it were up to me he would have been sent into space after the WC. At least Poch has sized him up now. When you think that Mason and Bentaleb aren't even on the bench, you realise that we have no use for a donkey like him.

We should him to Napoli.

Rafa knows what's he doing.

Spoiler

He's angling for a move back to Anfield

Lol

I'd make a facetious post about bringing him in as defensive coach, but having seen Napoli over the last year and a bit...



What happened to the days where you could buy a Xabi Alonso and Luis Garcia for £22m or whatever it was?

Long since gone, m9. :-/

 

[FootballFan]

the media are jumping on the shirt swapping thing, but i don't see the scapegoating by brendan that some are claiming. he called it a tactical sub and has been pretty no nonsense, the sensationalist reporting even from places like the guardian is groan inducing

i don't like it personally, the match isn't over and its always come across as defeatist to me and a way to relieve responsibility if you've played shit

Is that why everyone is angry? I thought the anger was caused because he was swapping shirts with one of the worst cunts in football, pepe.

Who would pick pepe to swap shirts with in that Madrid line up.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Long since gone, m9. :-/

When you think about it, Illaramendi was in a similar position to Alonso, and cost 3 times as much. Lallana=Garcia, and cost 3 times as much iirc. Football economy pls

 

[Scum]

From the BBC Sport page :

Lille 0-0 Everton
Posted at 60 mins

Please, please, please keep your away day memories coming in. They're more entertaining than this match.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

From the BBC Sport page :

eugh, cancel the Origi deal. Borini mk2

 

[Freewheelin']

From the BBC Sport page :

looool

 

[Splatt]

I'd make a facetious post about bringing him in as defensive coach, but having seen Napoli over the last year and a bit...

What's Sam Clarke up to these days?

Under him, a defence of Skrtel, Agger and Glen was world class.

 

[Scum]

When you think about it, Illaramendi was in a similar position to Alonso, and cost 3 times as much. Lallana=Garcia, and cost 3 times as much iirc. Football economy pls

It's got to point where many are weary of players that cost less than £20m. They might not turn out well. D:

 

[The_Hitcher89]

What's Sam Clarke up to these days?

Under him, a defence of Skrtel, Agger and Glen was world class.

Do you mean Steve Clarke?

 

[Splatt]

Do you mean Steve Clarke?

Yeah, my bad.

I don't know why I mixed those two names, I've been pretty tired today...

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Yeah, my bad.

I don't know why I mixed those two names, I've been pretty tired today...

I was confuzzled as fuck for a second since I play football with a Liverpool fan called Sam Clarke


I'm finding it difficult to get out of bed for an entire day at the moment, when you have the day to yourself it's way too tempting to just crawl back into bed

 

[Kikarian]

Clubs anyone?

 

[Plasma]

has anyone here ever put ikea furniture together

i spent a good 5 hours today making a chest of drawers and still managed to make a (small) mistake, it's torture.

feels like i could just become a carpenter at this point

You sure you've got the right tools, what kind of scotch are you using?

 

[Splatt]

I was confuzzled as fuck for a second since I play football with a Liverpool fan called Sam Clarke


I'm finding it difficult to get out of bed for an entire day at the moment, when you have the day to yourself it's way too tempting to just crawl back into bed

Your friend is probably better than Balo

Spoiler

I'm not even joking

Being lazy as fuck every once in a while is good for the soul

 

[dc89]

has anyone here ever put ikea furniture together

i spent a good 5 hours today making a chest of drawers and still managed to make a (small) mistake, it's torture.

feels like i could just become a carpenter at this point

Yep. We have a few bits from IKEA.

We use that as a TV stand (gf has the bigger say on the furniture lol and I just build it), it has a shelf inside so I can fit my PS4, PS3, Sky HD & Wii U in there no problem, they kinda have a quarter each.

This was weird to build, no screws. It just slots together, sounds rickety but it's not, it's actually really solid considering.

We have a book case in the lounge which is also really good and a few Expedit's dotted around. One near the front door, 4x4. And we use two single ones as bed side tables which are actually really good for that.

 

[Batongen]

Fuck Ikea.

 

[Clydefrog]

Yep. We have a few bits from IKEA.



We use that as a TV stand (gf has the bigger say on the furniture lol and I just build it), it has a shelf inside so I can fit my PS4, PS3, Sky HD & Wii U in there no problem, they kinda have a quarter each.

This was weird to build, no screws. It just slots together, sounds rickety but it's not, it's actually really solid considering.

We have a book case in the lounge which is also really good and a few Expedit's dotted around. One near the front door, 4x4. And we use two single ones as bed side tables which are actually really good for that.

... those are lockers. not a TV stand...

 

[Kikarian]

Fuck Ikea.

Their hotdogs and chips.

sublime.

 

[Gareth Bale]

What is it about Ikea that makes people go to there just to eat?

 

[Batongen]

Their hotdogs and chips.

sublime.

Such a misrepresentation of so called Swedish (fast) food.

 

[Steverulez]

What is it about Ikea that makes people go to there just to eat?

Dat meatball sauce

 

[dc89]

... those are lockers. not a TV stand...

Their hotdogs and chips.

sublime.

Nah it is sold as a TV stand/cabinet, it has holes down the back of the shelves and going down the back for all your cable management needs :lol

And yep. Them dawgs. So good.

 

[Freewheelin']

Dat meatball sauce

:lol I go there basically for this

it's sublime

 

[Rikkun]

I go there just for the vanille candles. Come at me.

 

[jts]

Clubs anyone?

This, I too, would like to know.

 

[Batongen]

Sigh m8s, i'm sorry, but you have much to learn if you worship Ikea's food section.

 

[jts]

Most of the stuff I used to go Ikea to, like their candy and the chocolate oatmeal cookies, I find here in Finland easily.

The hot dogs got boring fast. Once me and 2 of my siblings got a tray of 10, seemed like a proper american eating contest. Good times.

 

[Gareth Bale]

What a strike

What a player

 

[Ushojax]

Kane is a beast. That was Bale-esque.

 

[K1LLER7]

Harry Kane.

What a finish

 

[Scum]

HurriKane

 

[FootballFan]

Ikea the power to surprise

 

[K1LLER7]

Start him in the PL m8

 

[Batongen]

Kane has certainly found his level.

 

[Ushojax]

Lloris is so good.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Yep. We have a few bits from IKEA.



We use that as a TV stand (gf has the bigger say on the furniture lol and I just build it), it has a shelf inside so I can fit my PS4, PS3, Sky HD & Wii U in there no problem, they kinda have a quarter each.

This was weird to build, no screws. It just slots together, sounds rickety but it's not, it's actually really solid considering.

We have a book case in the lounge which is also really good and a few Expedit's dotted around. One near the front door, 4x4. And we use two single ones as bed side tables which are actually really good for that.

I have that one in red. It's where I keep my booze.

 

[3Sixty]

Kane has certainly found his level.

Cheers mate.

 

[Scum]

Lloris is so good.

He's not staying past the summer, is he? 😢

 

[Ushojax]

LAMELA

RISE

 

[Oxx]

Lamelaaaaaaa

 

[Gareth Bale]

fucking hell

 

[K1LLER7]

O

M

G

Gif that pls

 

[Scum]

HE'S ALIVE!

 

[3Sixty]

Unbelievable goal.

He's still shit though.

 

[Scum]

Unbelievable goal.

He's still shit though.

😒

 

[mellz]

holy shit lamela wokepqekwqö

 

[K1LLER7]

Unbelievable goal.

He's still shit though.

Only shows it in flashes.

Needs to be more consistent.