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[Arnie]

Technically I know it's awful.

But you've got to be a very particular type of person to have a fuck off steak and go, "not for me, that". And that ain't me. Not Will, either, seen him eat some godawful wings.

Can't really eat McDonalds, like. Genuinely just makes me feel a bit sick and awful. That's where I draw the line.

 

[Wabba]

I hope that United are effective today. Score at every opportunity we get. So tired of us playing bad and losing against Tottenham each year. But i am a pessimist so i predict a 2-1 lose (early Kane goal and a late Eriksen goal as usual).

 

[FlutterPuffs]

I hope that United are effective today. Score at every opportunity we get. So tired of us playing bad and losing against Tottenham each year. But i am a pessimist so i predict a 2-1 lose (early Kane goal and a late Eriksen goal as usual).

They won't be of course. Not surprised if we draw.

 

[WJD]

Took my first ever proper girlfriend out on a date at F&B's then came home and got an awkward handjob under a cashmere blanket.

It's about the memories, m8s.

 

[bobito]

Don't agree with that.

It's about conditioning, isn't it. Not defending them too much, obviously they should be able to run around for 90, but their body might not agree and that's when injuries can occur.

LVG's not arsed though. Seems like a diluted Kia Ora to Dino Dave's full-sugared Robinsons training methods.

Yeah its true conditioning is important but I don't think it's accident that certain teams always have fewer injuries then others.

Chelsea always seem to be bottom of the injury list season after season, despite the fact that they play a lot more games then most and jose uses a reasonably small squad. I remember reading they use shorter more efficient training sessions to prevent injuries, which is probably a significant factor.

Yet some managers insist that it's the impossible job to play a couple of games in a week.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

David James thinks so.

Maybe I worded the last quote wrong but he was saying Madrid don't need Navas (best keeper in the world)

Oh, I see.

I thought he was saying Madrid don't need to buy the best keeper in the world (whoever) as what they have is clearly good enough already

David James knows more about goalkeeping than me, but he's still a tit so fuck knows

 

[KidA Seven]

Technically I know it's awful.

But you've got to be a very particular type of person to have a fuck off steak and go, "not for me, that". And that ain't me. Not Will, either, seen him eat some godawful wings.

Can't really eat McDonalds, like. Genuinely just makes me feel a bit sick and awful. That's where I draw the line.

I used to love eating McDonald's small cheeseburgers and I ate about 5 of them in 3 days. The 5th one was the end of my relationship with McDonalds. Haven't eaten there since. It's been about 4 years now.

 

[Arnie]

Took my first ever proper girlfriend out on a date at F&B's then came home and got an awkward handjob under a cashmere blanket.

It's about the memories, m8s.

Exactly.

If you've not ended a date with a KFC snack box then you're doing something wrong. I say ended, it's more of a semicolon. Finger 'lickin good.

 

[Tc91]

Oh, I see.

I thought he was saying Madrid don't need to buy the best keeper in the world (whoever) as what they have is clearly good enough already

David James knows more about goalkeeping than me, but he's still a tit so fuck knows

Forget about David James.

De Goat will continue his rise to the top today.

 

[Heebie Jeebies]

F&B is aweful

UK restaurant chains suck.

£12 for a pizza, fuck that. Children portion is the same size as adult as well, but only half the price. Nobs.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I quite like McDonalds, as long as its a McChicken Sandwich

Their beefburgers can fall into a sinkhole

And I'm never gonna eat a fucking piece of fish in a bap

 

[Rikkun]

Took my first ever proper girlfriend out on a date at F&B's then came home and got an awkward handjob under a cashmere blanket.

It's about the memories, m8s.

Just a handjob? And you did nothing? FFS.

 

[WJD]

Christ I'd love to share a bottle of Rioja with Louis.

Just a handjob? And you did nothing? FFS.

m8 I was like 13

 

[TheAutomator]

Arsenal bros, do you think if we lose to West Ham, Arsene's gonna bring in some new signings during January?

 

[Mr.Marston]

@Podolski10: We are playing a north London Derby today, aiming those 3 points to celebrate the end of the year closer to the top!

:lol

 

[Tc91]

Best McDonald's beef burger was the Big Tasty, every other one is shite. Big Mac is tiny.

I got food poisoning from a filet of fish once when I was younger, never touched one since.

 

[Arnie]

Yeah its true conditioning is important but I don't think it's accident that certain teams always have fewer injuries then others.

Chelsea always seem to be bottom of the injury list season after season, despite the fact that they play a lot more games then most and jose uses a reasonably small squad. I remember reading they use shorter more efficient training sessions to prevent injuries, which is probably a significant factor.

Yet some managers insist that it's the impossible job to play a couple of games in a week.

Agree with that.

There's fucking tons teams can do around match day to actively prevent injuries and recuperate players. There's genuine science to it and things such as bespoke training schedules and shorter conditioning sessions can alter how the body reacts.

Dino Dave and LVG definitely haven't cracked it.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Arsenal bros, do you think if we lose to West Ham, Arsene's gonna bring in some new signings during January?

Would you take a Jonny Evans.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Agree with that.

There's fucking tons teams can do around match day to actively prevent injuries and recuperate players. There's genuine science to it and things such as bespoke training schedules and shorter conditioning sessions can alter how the body reacts.

Dino Dave and LVG definitely haven't cracked it.

Where does resolve-testing fit into it?

 

[Mr.Marston]

Arsenal bros, do you think if we lose to West Ham, Arsene's gonna bring in some new signings during January?

He should if we win too.

He'll inevitably fuck around and leave it to the last minute like he always does.

 

[K1LLER7]

LVG says we have a fatigue specialist with the team today, for the 1st time.

He's learning Arnie. Leave him alone.

 

[Salazar]

Do one Arnie von Verheijen

 

[Arnie]

Where does resolve-testing fit into it?

On the timeline of sports-science?

Somewhere between 1981 and the invention of the dishwasher.

 

[Wabba]

Lindegaard, Rafael, Smalling, Shaw, Fletcher, A. Pereira, Wilson

This has to be one of the worst benches United have ever had?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

On the timeline of sports-science?

Somewhere between 1981 and the invention of the dishwasher.

Fucking run it off

3 matches today where any result is a good result for Liverpool, as long as we win tomorrow. That second clause is where the problems start.

 

[Mr Cola]

Draw would be good today, win at Stoke and thats a solid christmas

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Oh great another high pressing team. Not played enough of those this year.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Oh great another high pressing team. Not played enough of those this year.

Jesus.



Wish the West Ham match was on TV instead of Newcastle

 

[Arnie]

I can't fucking wait until Papiss Cisse sinks our Bobby.

Honestly my gooch is twitching.

 

[WJD]

Oh great another high pressing team. Not played enough of those this year.

HOOOOOOOOF

 

[twdnewh_k]

Gonna miss the first half of the United - Spurs game while I am at work

 

[Heebie Jeebies]

Lindegaard, Rafael, Smalling, Shaw, Fletcher, A. Pereira, Wilson

This has to be one of the worst benches United have ever had?

Last game was worse with Blackett instead of Shaw. But that bench is still bad.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

It's pretty much written in stone that we get Chadli'd today. Bungie gave me Talos Principle, this is my karma.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Lindegaard, Rafael, Smalling, Shaw, Fletcher, A. Pereira, Wilson

This has to be one of the worst benches United have ever had?

Worst? Why?

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Wagamama's alright, but there's only so many times you can eat the Yaki-Udon & Chilli Squid combo before it comes tiresome. Really need to find some unique small businesses. (not that they exist in Lincoln lol)

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Worst? Why?

Because Fletcher is shit now, and there are only 2 attacking players, both of whom are still essentially youth players.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Noooooooooo BT sport again?

Michael Owen plz

 

[Rikkun]

m8 I was like 13

hah, I thought you were talking about yesterday

 

[Wabba]

Worst? Why?

Great players, but they are young and not one if them can affect the game.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Because Fletcher is shit now, and there are only 2 attacking players, both of whom are still essentially youth players.

I forgot about Fletcher.

Love him, hope he goes to a good team next season.

Great players, but they are young and not one if them can affect the game.

Shaw and Rafael can.

Still yeah, Pereira and Wilson are just too inexperienced.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Great players, but they are young and not one if them can affect the game.

They can, just look at that greasy fucking cunt Federico 'greasy shit cunt' Macheda.

FUCK


You don't want to be relying on players like that to change the game from the bench though


edit: Any good team who takes Fletcher is making a stupid decision unless he's looking to start his coaching career, while still being a player as a technicality

 

[Ushojax]

I sense this referee is going to give a dodgy penalty.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I've turned into a bit of a food snob lately.

F&B waffles are still allowed, though.

Hope this wifi manages to run a stream.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I sense this referee is going to give a dodgy penalty.

Whatever would give you that idea?

¬¬

 

[Salazar]

"This is my club, my one and only club"

This place is a temple of naff

Racist Hitcher

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

I did something dirty and put Kane in my FPL team, the cunt better score.

 

[Ushojax]

Owen sounds so naff doing these intros. Are we supposed to believe he isn't reading them off a piece of paper?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I've turned into a bit of a food snob lately.

F&B waffles are still allowed, though.

Hope this wifi manages to run a stream.

YES VIVA

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Owen sounds so naff doing these intros. Are we supposed to believe he isn't reading them off a piece of paper?

'Welcome to Dubai. If you look out the window on the left, you can see my autocue'

 

[KidA Seven]

I did something dirty and put Kane in my FPL team, the cunt better score.

Are you usually great at FPL?