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[LabouredSubterfuge]

Talent wise, a very fair price if accepted.

But injury prone as fuck. Hmm.

Just think about how much better looking our team will get.

 

[Carbonox]

I'd go full kit wanker with a Man Utd kit and let Hummels and Falcao spitroast me.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I'd go full kit wanker with a Man Utd kit and let Hummels and Falcao spitroast me.

That's entirely reasonable.

 

[Mr.Marston]

yes moyes

Yessssss

 

[FootballFan]

two completely different players. Sanchez is like a rabid dog, but much better behaved

Ozil is elegant and classy, but also dead

where is he in that pic

Where did I say they are same sort of player.

Jesus christ.

 

[Yen]

Twitter rumours that Lucas is heading to Internazionale. He's been very good lately but he can be upgraded, especially with someone with better physical or creative attributes. Have to assume we have a transfer lined up for us to be getting rid of Lucas. Knowing the competence of our management though…

 

[Wilbur]

Imagine being on your knees and gargling Hummel's balls while he kisses Falcao above you as Rumbo does you from behind and ruffles your hair

sanction it ed

 

[Milchmonster]

Sounding increasingly like the defender we're bidding £32 million on is Hummels.

m8 it's complete nonsense

Why would you make an offer if the player isn't even interested in a move?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

m8 it's complete nonsense

Why would you make an offer if the player isn't even interested in a move?

m8 why would he stay in a relegation club in a 1 team league?

 

[Yurt]

Twitter rumours that Lucas is heading to Internazionale. He's been very good lately but he can be upgraded, especially with someone with better physical or creative attributes. Have to assume we have a transfer lined up for us to be getting rid of Lucas. Knowing the competence of our management though…

He kinda sorta said goodbye on twitter innit

"thanks for everything"

He's gone

 

[Milchmonster]

m8 why would he stay in a relegation club in a 1 team league?

Because it's Mats Hummels

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Because it's Mats Hummels

Well now I want him even more.

 

[Yurt]

Because it's Mats Hummels

Is there any chance of us getting Miki?

Assuming we're willing to pay the money (we aren't)

 

[Esch]

Yessssss

can you feel it in the air m7

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

can you feel it in the air m7

My word they're just mates aren't they?

 

[Milchmonster]

Is there any chance of us getting Miki?

Assuming we're willing to pay the money (we aren't)

Were there some rumors I missed?

I don't see us selling Miky, unless Reus signs a new contract.

But m8, who am I kidding? Reus signing a new contract and you guys paying €30m for Miky? What are the odds?

 

[Salvadora]

What a pair of specimens

 

[Linius]

Oi, ye fucking cunts. Starred Up was bloody good eh.

Spoiler

Seriously, I lost count on the use of the word cunt in this film :lol

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Imagine being on your knees and gargling Hummel's balls while he kisses Falcao above you as Rumbo does you from behind and ruffles your hair

sanction it ed

I actually had a different scenario thought out but I can't post it here because I don't want anyone stealing my Hummels fanfic.

 

[Blablurn]

Come back Mats

 

[Clegg]

Where does Blind fit in these fanfics?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Sounding increasingly like the defender we're bidding £32 million on is Hummels.

From where?

 

[Arnie]

My word they're just mates aren't they?

Fucking hell I'm dying.

If Lucas goes we need to buy someone.

Can we buy that Bender from Leverkusen?

 

[Freewheelin']

Oi, ye fucking cunts. Starred Up was bloody good eh.

Spoiler

Seriously, I lost count on the use of the word cunt in this film :lol

fucken top film innit blud

 

[Blablurn]

I wish Bayern also had some transfer rumors. But there are none. And once there is one, Pep dismisses it lol (like Varane today). I guess we just don't need any players.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Where does Blind fit in these fanfics?

Everywhere. In my fanfic, he's a versatile top bisexual, meaning he's essentially the John O' Shea of erotic fiction.

From where?

Red Issue I think. They're usually very well connected. Doesn't mean we're signing him mind you, just that we're bidding.

 

[Kikarian]

what

:lol

 

[Linius]

fucken top film innit blud

Oy, bruv, right on innit

Ya behave now lad

 

[Wilbur]

Fucking hell I'm dying.

If Lucas goes we need to buy someone.

Can we buy that Bender from Leverkusen?

That's really homophobic and I expected better from you.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

It's weird that Lucas is leaving soon even though he's a regular first teamer and yet there's been no rumours of who Liverpool are after in midfield (apart from that less than believable Pjanic rumour).

 

[Blablurn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1hJaMUFU0o#t=404

marry me

 

[bud]

imagine getting spitroasted by giroud and pelle.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Everywhere. In my fanfic, he's a versatile top bisexual, meaning he's essentially the John O' Shea of erotic fiction.

Red Issue I think. They're usually very well connected. Doesn't mean we're signing him mind you, just that we're bidding.

People just guessing it's him.

Wouldn't put it past RI to be on a wind up of some sort as they sign off.

 

[Suen]

Miloooooooooooooooooooooooooool hahahaha!

Eat it while you are permad FLIPPEDB!

 

[Linius]

Miloooooooooooooooooooooooooool hahahaha!

Eat it while you are permad FLIPPEDB!

Cut the boy some slack, he's had some rough stuff happening.

 

[Clegg]

Kevin Palmer of the Sunday World is supposedly one of the more reputable football journalists knocking about.

Anyway, he's talking about a United bid for Seamus Coleman.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

People just guessing it's him.

Wouldn't put it past RI to be on a wind up of some sort as they sign off.

Yeah their tweets were weird with the Paypal links. Very much aping modern online news outlets. Could all be bullshit.

 

[FootballFan]

Bla.

What are you watching.

Pls.

 

[Linius]

This is how I listen to RTJ2. Can't help myself. This is why I can't listen to hiphop in public.

 

[Suen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1hJaMUFU0o#t=404

marry me

Women like that only marry men that are bald m8. Move along.

Cut the boy some slack, he's had some rough stuff happening.

He loves me. He understand this way of loving someone.

 

[ATF487]

Twitter rumours that Lucas is heading to Internazionale. He's been very good lately but he can be upgraded, especially with someone with better physical or creative attributes. Have to assume we have a transfer lined up for us to be getting rid of Lucas. Knowing the competence of our management though…

He can be upgraded but I doubt that will happen

Would love to be wrong

Edit: loan with an option to buy? Fuck that

 

[Wilbur]

Kevin Palmer of the Sunday World is supposedly one of the more reputable football journalists knocking about.

Anyway, he's talking about a United bid for Seamus Coleman.

That would be a dynamite buy. Love Rafael but Loueh dont

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Kevin Palmer of the Sunday World is supposedly one of the more reputable football journalists knocking about.

Anyway, he's talking about a United bid for Seamus Coleman.

That's far more believable. Although I still feel like RB is far from one of our weakest areas.

 

[Wilbur]

That's far more believable. Although I still feel like RB is far from one of our weakest areas.

We only have one real one, and he's always injured. Need a back up at least, if not a starter.

Won't disagree with you that it isn't our biggest problem though. Still need two wingers, a centre mid and at least one centre back.

 

[Blablurn]

Bla.

What are you watching.

Pls.

Its Saturday evening. What else should I do?

 

[Vivalaraza]

We only have one real one, and he's always injured. Need a back up at least, if not a starter.

Won't disagree with you that it isn't our biggest problem though. Still need two wingers, a centre mid and at least one centre back.

RB, CB, CM.

That's what we're after. VivaITK xoxo

 

[Clegg]

That would be a dynamite buy. Love Rafael but Loueh dont

That's far more believable. Although I still feel like RB is far from one of our weakest areas.

The article isn't up yet unfortunately. I'd like to see what it says exactly. Is the back page spread for tomorrow though apparently.

And like Wilbur mentioned, Rafael is always injured. Need a less injury prone starter.

 

[FootballFan]

Its Saturday evening. What else should I do?

I don't know go out or play Knack on ps4.

it's 11am Sunday here. I'm still in bed.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

RB, CB, CM.

That's what we're after. VivaITK xoxo

That's certainly what the Delaney article suggested.

The article isn't up yet unfortunately. I'd like to see what it says exactly. Is the back page spread for tomorrow though apparently.

And like Wilbur mentioned, Rafael is always injured. Need a less injury prone starter.

I agree, and I think he's overall better and more reliable than Rafael. It's just I don't see it as a priority right now given other deficiencies.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Coleman would be really expensive. I reckon he'd cost £20m+, maybe even as much as £25m.

He is good but he isn't a world class player.