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[Stead Fast]

Where were you, when Burnley ripped open Stamford Bridge's trophy cabinet and said "We want this!"? Where were you when Rooney heads in the net to put the home team ahead in Goodsion Park again? Where were you when Liverpool almost defended a corner?

 

[Sgtpepper89]

This gif is not from this game. Conte is in blue track suit.

He's well prepared for some halftime jogging to the airport eh

 

[acohrs]

Damn, my poor Chelsea look woeful...

 

[MrS]

Any gif from Rooneys goal?

https://twitter.com/RedDevilsDaily/status/896382678257238016

Good team move

 

[Audioboxer]

Great start to Chelsea's title defence

 

[DBT85]

Cahill Red
https://streamable.com/s1z18

Burnley 1-0
https://streamable.com/ct2kq

Burnley 2-0
https://streamable.com/wpbqg

Burnley 3-0
https://streamable.com/iosyg

Everton 1-0
https://www.clippituser.tv/c/ayqbvd

 

[Lashley]

https://twitter.com/RedDevilsDaily/status/896382678257238016

Good team move

What a header

 

[Moobabe]

Fuck Pawson.

Fuck Burnley.

Fuck Robbie Brady that little cunt.

Also fuck Cahill. As soon as he went on that little mazy run I knew exactly what was coming.

 

[Fady K]

My team are experts at collapsing after title wins. Poor play before and after the red card. Defense is disastrous. Tactics all over the place. Embarrassing stuff.

On the bright side, very happy for Rooney.

Liverpool Yeah I know.....

You guys were hard done by today. 2 offside goals?

Conte should be able to straight up ur team there.^^ He did that numerous time for us Juventini.^^

U should be fearing ur UCL adventure lol.

Haha. Based on today I'm not sure what'll happen.

 

[Lashley]

SURELY City beat Brighton?

 

[faridmon]

Any gif from Rooneys goal?

https://twitter.com/Murfy888/status/896383269159272448

 

[McMoneyman]

SURELY City beat Brighton?

Would be hilarious if they fuck up too.

 

[Cindres]

Catching up at half time, fucking hell Chelsea. And nice header from Rooney, 'course he had to score today.

 

[Audioboxer]

My team are experts at collapsing after title wins. Poor play before and after the red card. Defense is disastrous. Tactics all over the place. Embarrassing stuff.

On the bright side, very happy for Rooney.



You guys were hard done by today. 2 offside goals?



Haha. Based on today I'm not sure what'll happen.

That level of honesty and self-reflection

 

[EmiPrime]

SURELY City beat Brighton?

Guaranteed. Nailed on. A sure thing.

 

[TrueBlue]

I didn't think our biannual meltdowm would start so quickly.

 

[DBT85]

Guaranteed. Nailed on. A sure thing.

So you're saying there's a chance?

 

[jungomitis]

You guys were hard done by today. 2 offside goals?

Ionno if the last goal was offsides, also really hard to tell in real time. I'm not even sure if video review would have overturned it.

 

[Unreal Champ]

My team are experts at collapsing after title wins. Poor play before and after the red card. Defense is disastrous. Tactics all over the place. Embarrassing stuff.

On the bright side, very happy for Rooney.



You guys were hard done by today. 2 offside goals?



Haha. Based on today I'm not sure what'll happen.

Yup 2 offiside goals. One of them clear as day. Though I must say we should have buried that game in the 2nd half with all those misses. Salah should've had 4 goals, Gini missed a sitter, a header off the bar for Matip and a couple of others. So really, it's Liverpool's fault why they drew. They can't blame anyone but themselves and also Klopp should take blame also.

 

[Oriel]

Burnley 3-0
https://streamable.com/iosyg

 

[MrS]

Loads of good headed goals today. Huddersfield's second was excellent.

 

[Moobabe]

I didn't think our biannual meltdowm would start so quickly.

Same. Luiz is all over the place at the back - at fault for both Voakes goals.

 

[McMoneyman]

At least we won't be in the headlines tomorrow.

 

[Captain Smirk]

Conte to be first manager sacked this season

 

[pulsemyne]

Saints/Swansea only game without a goal

we're an embarrassment to the league.

Yeah it's been some half chances for both sides and that is it. Southampton have been the better but Swansea have defended okay.

 

[casiopao]

Inter's manager just broke out in a cold sweat.

Spaletti is top tier manager bruh. If Inter kicked him out just because Conte is available, i would said INter Merda'ed themselves again lol.

 

[Stead Fast]

Ionno if the last goal was offsides, also really hard to tell in real time. I'm not even sure if video review would have overturned it.

Even then, they're both goal opportunities that could've, should've been addressed way earlier in the pre-season, not on the first day of the season. If drawing like this highlights this more to to Klopp and the owners that the back is where the money needs dumping into, then I'll take the off-side goals.

 

[MrS]

Conte to be first manager sacked this season

Will he be sacked or will he walk?

 

[Garjon]

Just saw the Cahill tackle, what the fuck was he thinking? His head really seems to have gone in the past year or so.

That Ward goal was a beauty though, what a finish!

 

[Diabelli]

Chelsea should bring on Matic to sure up that defence.

 

[Carl2291]

On the plus side for Conte, this pretty much guarantees they're gonna have to spend some money.

If not, I can't see him staying.

 

[TrueBlue]

Will he be sacked or will he walk?

Assuming we don't turn things around in the next month or two, I hope he walks.

 

[Audioboxer]

 

[Ravensmash]

Yeah it's been some half chances for both sides and that is it. Southampton have been the better but Swansea have defended okay.

I genuinely forget that Swansea exist sometimes.

 

[Loris146]

Will he be sacked or will he walk?

He is either going to start winning or he will walk away.

 

[A Serious Man]

Good news Chelsea supporters, we're winning the league next season!

 

[Heebie Jeebies]

Burnley 1-0
https://streamable.com/ct2kq

Burnley 2-0
https://streamable.com/wpbqg

Burnley 3-0
https://streamable.com/iosyg

Unreal. All 3 goals Chelsea players get nowhere near the Burnley player on the ball.

 

[Lashley]

I genuinely forget that Swansea exist sometimes.

They used to be one of my favourite teams in the prem to watch, dire now

 

[Steverulez]

The only plus side I can see to this is: we're going to get the cheque book out and leaving Tom Heaton in my fantasy team starting line-up is looking like an inspired decision…

 

[xintin]

Good news Chelsea supporters, we're winning the league next season!

The Championship does have a nice looking trophy....

 

[D4Danger]

They used to be one of my favourite teams in the prem to watch, dire now

this Abraham guy they got looks decent.

 

[His Majesty]

Last time we lost 3-0 we went on an amazing run that culminated in us winning the title.

 

[ghst]

conte's really outdone klopp in their attempts to prove to their purse holders who needs VVD most.

 

[Stead Fast]

conte's really outdone klopp in their attempts to prove to their purse holders who needs VVD most.

Watch he won't want to go to either of us now.

 

[DodgyGeezerFella]

Unreal. All 3 goals Chelsea players get nowhere near the Burnley player on the ball.

 

[Syder]

What a beautiful day for football

 

[privitsan02]

Chelsea losing 3-0 makes me feel a little better I guess..

 

[Steverulez]

conte's really outdone klopp in their attempts to prove to their purse holders who needs VVD most.

Whilst the defending has been fucking terrible, £60m on a central defender is not where I would spend the money tbh

 

[Diabelli]

Last time we lost 3-0 we went on an amazing run that culminated in us winning the title.

Still time to lose by more.

 

[Icolin]

Chelsea fans sound pissed