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[Ravensmash]

This Chelsea game does highlight how utterly crazy the English league can be.

 

[Beefy]

lol, he's completely lost it



wait, who?

Chelsea?
Morata goal
Alonso Free kick
Alonso strike
Batshuyai soft hit

feel like I'm forgetting something

Southampton 😂

We missed shit loads if goals.

 

[Lashley]

Mate

 

[Zasa]

24 attempts
1 on target

Andros Townsend's shooting stats last season?

 

[Audioboxer]

Head out with the lads tonight? Or stay in and watch Match of the Day?

 

[privitsan02]

Morata giveth and taketh away.

 

[EmiPrime]

Whats with Chelsea today. 3-1 down and 2 red now? Are they throwing their next match too?

Well throwing matches managed to get Mourinho out and they don't see to want to play for Conte anymore either.

 

[Icolin]

Literally nothing.

 

[Beefy]

You need Sakho

Look into you heart and you'll find it to be true

Give us the Lesser Spotted Swap Deal

🤔 I will pass man

No ...Liverpool needs Sakho.

True

 

[Lashley]

Head out with the lads tonight? Or stay in and watch Match of the Day?

Sack them off, MOTD with a few beers

 

[Diabelli]

Spurs away in the next. Uh oh.

Don't worry it's at Wembl- oh yeah, Chelsea are fucked.

 

[Audioboxer]

Sack them off, MOTD with a few beers

I don't actually have any plans tonight, just saying that's a feeling across the country right now xD

 

[EmiPrime]

Head out with the lads tonight? Or stay in and watch Match of the Day?

MOTD in bed with ice cream.

 

[Stead Fast]

Disappointed Everton just seem to be shutting up shop now. It's funny listening to my sister rationalise Wayne being the only name on the score sheet. I'm gonna love MOTD tonight, our fuckup nonwithtanding.

 

[casiopao]

Spurs away in the next. Uh oh.

Welp......they are coming to that pit hole huh.

 

[Icolin]

SIDESHOW BOB STRIKES

IS IT HAPPENING!?!?!?!

 

[El Topo]

*looks at the EPL results*
That is one of the most Liverpool scores imaginable.

 

[Loris146]

Premier League first weekend has been such a huge mess lmao. 2-3 now

 

[Lashley]

So, will it be this, Arsenal or the Liverpool game first on MOTD?

Only way City game is 1st is if they destroy poor Brighton 5-0

 

[Zasa]

What a brilliant pass by Morata

 

[His Majesty]

 

[Addnan]

wtf.

 

[bonesmccoy]

BELIEVE

 

[Diabelli]

oh fuck off Burnley you useless cunts

 

[KingSnake]

I don't understand the hate for Morata in this thread.

 

[Beefy]

.

 

[Stead Fast]

Do I hear a goal for Chelsea?

 

[Oriel]

This is where Chelsea comes back now, isn't it?

Cunts!

 

[casiopao]

1 goal and 1 assist lol. Best buying this year?O_O

 

[xintin]

Morata showing some fucking heart at least. Good goal by Luiz.

 

[Nintendo's Witch]

What is Cunt e wearing?

lol

 

[Lashley]

holy shit Luiz

Stick him up front

 

[Mory Dunz]

yea don't start morata....

 

[Jarnet87]

Chelsea gonna tie this up with 9 men and tomorrow United will struggle to break down West Ham after they equalize

 

[ambar_hitman]

Referee is hopeless. Wtf.

 

[Sun Bather]

The ref was fine so far I thought, but that free kick was a real wtf.

 

[KingSnake]

What did the referee see there?

 

[texhnolyze]

Burnley deserves that goal. They have 2 men and 2 goals advantage, and they decided to park the bus.

They don't deserve the points. Chelsea will score again.

 

[Nintendo's Witch]

loooooooooooool

I love this sport so much.

 

[Lashley]

ooooo close

 

[Audioboxer]

Chelsea doing an inverse Tottenham. Instead of wait till the last 1/4 of the season to lose the heads and hack everyone to death, it's at the start.

The Dele Alli School of Discipline™

edit: Comeback on. #NeverDoubt

 

[Mory Dunz]

lol that wasn't a foul

Southampton 😂

We missed shit loads if goals.

oh my bad

 

[Icolin]

.

Diego Costa has the face of a man who probably has hundreds of gigabytes of filthy pornography on his computer.

 

[Oriel]

:'(

 

[Sgtpepper89]

That alternative universe being 9man and David Luiz scores with the foot.

 

[casiopao]

I don't understand the hate for Morata in this thread.

RM fans still salty that Morata help Juventus kicked them out of UCL before lol.^^

I am still sad that he does not stay with us here.T_T

 

[Lashley]

FOUR MINUTESSSSS

FOUR, OLIVER!?

 

[Stead Fast]

Diego Costa has the face of a man who probably has hundreds of gigabytes of filthy pornography on his computer.

As opposed to the clean pornography?

 

[faridmon]

Disappointed Everton just seem to be shutting up shop now. It's funny listening to my sister rationalise Wayne being the only name on the score sheet. I'm gonna love MOTD tonight, our fuckup nonwithtanding.

Very disappointing, but at least the defence looks solid. Keane and Pickford adds so much stability there.

We really need a forward attacker. Lukaku is surely missed

 

[Diabelli]

here it comes