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[Beefy]

26 attempts
2 on target

0-0 draw

😂

 

[Lashley]

"Spend some fucking money" being chanted by Chelsea fans has to be one of the most ironic thing in the history of ironic things

 

[D4Danger]

why can't Saints score. why the fuck is it so difficult.

 

[Loris146]

Very disappointing, but at least the defence looks solid. Keane and Pickford adds so much stability there.

We really need a forward attacker. Lukaku is surely missed

Sign Kalinic please.

 

[faridmon]

WHAT. A. SAVE. BY. PICKFORD

 

[King_Moc]

"Spend some fucking money" being chanted by Chelsea fans has to be one of the most ironic thing in the history of ironic things

Fuck me. No self awareness at all.

 

[papercan55]

awful ref today, cahill fully deserved the red but he's been awful since.
chelsea done well considering the mess they put themselves in and Morata has looked good.

 

[Oriel]

Conte is such a clown.

 

[Audioboxer]

Time for Burnley to implode under the pressure against a 9 man team #PremierLeagueDefending #ConteIn

 

[Stead Fast]

Fuck me I thought that was going in. Well done Blues!

 

[Icolin]

"Spend some fucking money" being chanted by Chelsea fans has to be one of the most ironic thing in the history of ironic things

 

[Lashley]

Southampton 0-0 Swansea

Southampton have still never won an opening day home fixture in the Premier League

Wowza crazy stat

Pleased for Huddersfield

 

[Sciel]

Time for Burnley to implode under the pressure against a 9 man team #PremierLeagueDefending #ConteIn

It's pathetic how they are playing. If i didn't know better, I would think Burnley are the ones playing with 9.

 

[ambar_hitman]

Morata has been immense. Can't see Bats starting again this year. Morata just changed the game. Looking at the fight shown, I can safely say this won't be Mourinho season.

 

[Lashley]

yeah, I really like the look of Morata

He looked a bit shit at first but he's proved me wrong

It is only Burnley though

 

[Icolin]

What a fucking game. This season's off to a hell of a start.

 

[McMoneyman]

Haha jesus.

 

[tomtom94]

Blimey, Cardiff have thumped Villa 3-0. Did not see that one coming.

 

[Humidex]

why can't Saints score. why the fuck is it so difficult.

It just is.

 

[Diabelli]

Boooooooooo

 

[3Sixty]

Swansea gonna finish bottom.

 

[Lashley]

hehehe

First defending Champions to concede three in their opening game

What an opening weekend

 

[casiopao]

26 attempts
2 on target

0-0 draw

😂

How is Lemina doing?O_O

 

[Sato Koiji]

Game was completely insane and out of control.

 

[Oriel]

Ha ha. Fuck off Chelsea.

 

[EmiPrime]

Conte gone by christmas.

Morata looks like a great signing, should have started.

 

[Lashley]

Conte gone by my birthday (October 13th)

 

[Mory Dunz]

The only thing I got right was David Luiz scoring....

 

[xintin]

Morata looks fucking aces, proved me wrong when I doubted why he was coming on. 3-2 with nine men is what it is.

Fuck Craig Pawson though, got the Cahill decision right and everything afterwards wrong.

 

[Jimrpg]

WAYNE! Remember the name!

 

[KingSnake]

Morata doing wonders for my fantasy team. David Luiz scoring too.

He's a great player, this is just the start.

 

[Heebie Jeebies]

Dyche for PM.

 

[Sato Koiji]

More Cahills fault than anybody else.

 

[DukeBobby]

Not a great performance by Everton, but I'll take it. 3 points is 3 points after all.

Tricky games coming up, though. We urgently need a striker.

 

[faridmon]

Just to think coming from a European Champion to a relegation fodder in your first game.

Morata Lol

 

[His Majesty]

POSITIVES
- fighting spirit
- Morata > Lukaku
- cahill red carded
- board will have to spend more after this embarrassing defeat

NEGATIVES
- 0 points
- cesc red carded
- Liverpudlian defence

could be worse I suppose

 

[DBT85]

What would your odds have been on Arsenal, Pool and Cheslea all conceding 3 goals this weekend? Or only getting 4 points between them lol

 

[Lashley]

Southampton will have a poor season imo, couldn't even score against Swansea

 

[Audioboxer]

The real news today is that Wayne Rooney is a fantastic player, should be first on the England team sheet and that Man Utd have made a huge mistake. I don't know about you, but as a Premier League Expert, I fancy Rooney to lead Everton to where the club deserves. Don't have Lukaku, Morata, Aguero, Coutinho (he's getting sold anyway) or Lacazette in your fantasy team. The real player to have is Rooney.

 

[Sun Bather]

Well the positives are that Morata looked really fucking good, even after fucking up that would have been 3-2 goal.

Rudiger also looked good I thought, which might sound weird after conceding 3. But two of the goals were on Luiz and Christensen, while one was just... Really fucking well taken, when Kante could probably have done more to stop him, but can't really be blamed.

Overall though, why it was hard to expect this kind of start, i absolute believed Chelsea would struggle, and I think Conte will leave before the new year, if something drastically doesn't change in the transfers department. There's too many areas in that team, that are way too weak for what he will accept, and we know he has no problem walking.

 

[jungomitis]

Chelsea’s gonna have it rough with these suspensions.

Burnley played so poorly in the second half. Didn’t deserve to get away with it.

Brighton next!

 

[Opus Angelorum]

POSITIVES
- fighting spirit
- Morata > Lukaku
- cahill red carded
- board will have to spend more after this embarrassing defeat

NEGATIVES
- 0 points
- cesc red carded

could be worse I suppose

I think you need to add this to the NEGATIVES:

- Awful defence

 

[Pachimari]

I don't think there's any madridistas in here hating on Morata? If so I haven't noticed.

 

[A Serious Man]

Morata looked good. The team showed a lot of fight for being down by 3 and a man. The result is shit and our depth is devastated even further for the Spurs game thanks to the reds so it was a pretty terrible day but there were positives to be had.

 

[Zasa]

Dyche for PM.

Finally someone underdstands Dyche's greatness

 

[Lashley]

Great weekend for debuts

 

[The_Hitcher89]

What would your odds have been on Arsenal, Pool and Cheslea all conceding 3 goals this weekend? Or only getting 4 points between them lol

Liverpool conceding 3 isn't a bad shout for any given game

 

[slider]

why can't Saints score. why the fuck is it so difficult.

The Pelle sale always struck me as odd. Justice for Graziano.

 

[Beefy]

Wowza crazy stat

Pleased for Huddersfield

Well a shot on target would help

 

[McMoneyman]

why can't Saints score. why the fuck is it so difficult.

Don't you lads have "Virgin" on your shirt?