Bayern, Barca, Liverpool, Celtic.
Calling it now. Sub-plots all over the shop: In the battle for Phil's soul Liverpool win at the Camp Nou (again) via a Lazar Markovich screamer and he follows up with the golf club celebration. Rodgers gives up and plays his youth side against Liverpool, but manages to win via a Lovren own goal and a Kolo Toure hattrick of headers from corners. Last game of the group, Liverpool come from 3-0 down to draw level with Ancelotti's Bayern, but end up in 3rd as Celtic and their 'character' do the double over Barca. Barca get knocked out and Phil says they are too fat and he never wanted them anyway, before cheating on LFC again with PSG (who are total sluts).