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[Lashley]

Kane is world class

 

[A Serious Man]

Well I'm turning this off.

 

[Cindres]

Oh boy...

 

[A Serious Man]

I lied.

What the fuck is this Huddersfield keeper doing?

 

[T-Rex.]

What a player.

 

[MikeBison]

I go to speak to a customer and come back to see it's now 3-0 and catch a replay of Kane postage stamping one in. Wow.

 

[DBT85]

Before this game Kane had had 42 shots and 5 goals, compared to Morata having 20/6 and Lukaku 27/6. Crazy.

 

[MikeBison]

Before this game Kane had had 42 shots and 5 goals, compared to Morata having 20/6 and Lukaku 27/6. Crazy.

Remove those August shots. Cursed months don't count.

 

[A Serious Man]

I feel bad for Huddersfield as they really came at Spurs and weren't going to be bullied but there is nothing you can do against Kane in this form.

 

[His Majesty]

Lukaku might be injured for today's game.

 

[D4Danger]

Lukaku might be injured for today's game.

Probably getting the day off. It's palace.

 

[MikeBison]

Probably getting the day off. It's palace.

Palace to find a backbone today confirmed.

 

[Carl2291]

Lukaku might be injured for today's game.

Just gonna sit here and laugh at all those people who triple captain him today then.

 

[Cindres]

Man that was a long 45 minutes, impressed to see Town are still trying to go for it but it's been the story all game. Press high, get caught on the counter. Lowe's having a bit of a mare today.

 

[Makabe]

Just gonna sit here and laugh at all those people who triple captain him today then.

De Bruyne is my vice captain so he better come through.

 

[tomtom94]

As they've now lost at home to Spurs, I look forward to the media relentlessly attacking Huddersfield and insisting that they have a young Championship-level squad which will get found out at this level.

 

[Kyoufu]

As they've now lost at home to Spurs, I look forward to the media relentlessly attacking Huddersfield and insisting that they have a young Championship-level squad which will get found out at this level.

Me too. The fairy tale nonsense got boring really quick.

 

[texhnolyze]

Tottenham strategy: pass to Keane > goal.

 

[kromeo]

Tottenham strategy: pass to Keane > goal.

Have they resigned Robbie?

 

[WhateverItTakes]

Syder thanks for reminding me to put Kane as captain

.

Gonna have to triple captain him vs Palace.

 

[A Serious Man]

Alli embarrassing himself out there. You're up by 3, why even bother?

 

[acohrs]

Alli embarrassing himself out there. You're up by 3, why even bother?

alli seems to enjoy rubbing others faces in the dirt, reminds me of diego. Oh diego, you were the chosen one...

 

[DBT85]

Probably getting the day off. It's palace.

Mou said yesterday he can't give him time off till Ibra is back. The only time he's not played the whole game so far is in the EFL where he didn't play at all.

Do hope he's not injured, not that seeing Martial and Rashford on at the same time will upset me too much.

 

[Beefy]

Dean Whitehead's face is crazy

Alli is such a cunt

 

[DBT85]

Palace team
Team to play Man Utd: Hennessey, Ward, Sakho, Delaney, Van Aanholt, Milivojevic, Cabaye, Schlupp, Townsend, Puncheon, Sako

Subs: Speroni, Lee, McArthur, Ladapo, Mutch, Kelly, Riedewald

United Team
Team to play Crystal Palace: De Gea, Young, Jones, Smalling, Valencia, Fellaini, Matic, Mata, Rashford, Mkhitaryan, Lukaku

Subs: Romero, Bailly, Martial, Lingard, Blind, Herrera, Darmian

 

[McMoneyman]

Come on Mama!

 

[T-Rex.]

Dejan Lovren has revealed that he’s taking up to five painkillers before each Liverpool game in order to cope with his injury woes.

The Croatian centre-back says he’s had problems with his “whole body” in recent weeks with back and Achilles problems forcing him to miss training.

Lovren sat out the Premier League matches against Manchester City and Burnley but took tablets to enable him to play against Leicester last weekend and in the midweek Champions League clash with Spartak Moscow.

“I have problems with my whole body for the last two weeks, my back and now I have hurt my Achilles tendon,” he told Sportske Novosti.

“I am taking pills so I can play, five before every game.

“I play but I cannot train at all. That’s why I skipped matches against Manchester City and Burnley.”

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/dejan-lovren-taking-five-pills-13697178

That doesn't sound good. Same thing happened to Agger which pretty much ended his career early.

 

[Beefy]

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/dejan-lovren-taking-five-pills-13697178

That doesn't sound good. Same thing happened to Agger which pretty much ended his career early.

Lovren really wants Liverpool fans to cheer him

 

[MikeBison]

Didi Hamann's reply "I need 8 pills a game to watch him play"

 

[Beefy]

Man, Long up front again. Wtf

 

[McMoneyman]

Didi Hamann's reply "I need 8 pills a game to watch him play"

I guess a player who played with a broken foot in a Champions League final can say stuff like that.

 

[F34R]

Kagawa!!! Wow lol.

 

[A Serious Man]

Very nice from Rashford there.

 

[Beefy]

RIP Palace

 

[Audioboxer]

Can always rely on Mata to finish!

 

[Sgtpepper89]

Mataaa.

They should just remove CP from the season.

 

[T-Rex.]

Time to turn this match off then.

 

[McMoneyman]

Well that was that game.

 

[DBT85]

Rash to Mata after 3 mins. Perfect. Shame I can't fucking watch it.

Edit. Problem solved.

 

[KingSnake]

United goal is the kind of goal the AI scores most often against me in FIFA. Ball finds its way to an attacker in my box, no defender close enough, perfect shot and goal and I'm cursing the too perfect AI. I guess it's actually quite realistic.

 

[MikeBison]

Palace are just standing off United. Exactly the same as Everton in the opening 20 mins. Just get in their faces. Put it about.

 

[Firemind]

So will Palace sack Roy Hodgson if he loses his fourth game without scoring a single goal?

 

[A Serious Man]

What is Watford doing.

 

[Beefy]

Long 🤣

 

[McMoneyman]

Palace playing pretty well.

 

[Beefy]

Sleeps

 

[MikeBison]

Palace playing pretty well.

Cabaye starting to influence

 

[Sgtpepper89]

THE GOAT

 

[McMoneyman]

Cabaye starting to influence

Typical Man Utd to score then.

 

[Audioboxer]

Pogwho?