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Mouse aiming: Good
Keyboard controls: Shite

Keyboards should come with an analog stick in place of the arrow keys


Mr Selfridge looks very, very shite

You don't need an analogue stick because you use the mouse to move precisely in a direction. A lot of players don't need to touch A and D except to strafe, and for that they're pretty much ideal.
 
No one uses arrow keys, WASD is where it's at.

You've got all the buttons like ctrl, shift, space bar, alt, tab etc. then at your fingertips.

I never could be bothered to adapt to WASD

Used to have:

Arrow keys: forward, back, strafe
Rt ctrl: Crouch
Rt shift: Jump
Enter: Use

Other actions put on the mousewheel, End, Page Down and Page Up

Used to get hand cramp after an hour or so, and back pain/eye strain from sitting with my hands over the table so close to the monitor

It'd be great for me if Sony and PC developers collaborated to make DS3 support a game-level thing. Obviously I could easily adapt to the Xbox controller, but I <3 my PlayStation controller

@Randdalf, analog sticks are much better for precise character movement in my experience
 
I never could be bothered to adapt to WASD

No wonder you don't like keyboard controlling then, WASD is the only way to go.

It'd be great for me if Sony and PC developers collaborated to make DS3 support a game-level thing. Obviously I could easily adapt to the Xbox controller, but I <3 my PlayStation controller

I play fifa and fly planes in battlefield with my dualshock on pc, works fine if you just emulate it as a 360 controller. I don't like the 360 one much either.
 
Max is 3% (lol)

1% overall company sales (lol)
1% MAC (Availability)
1% MCM (General store quality and staff presentation)

Last year we only passed MAC, which is generally night-shift's responsibility. MCM was an embarassment, we were looking okay going into the last 2 months of the 'window' then we had like 8 MCM visits in a row with under 40% satisfaction rates. £120 down the drain because our day-shift can't manage to be fucking polite to customers for 7 hours a day

edit: double post to make up for the lack of Andres

Ah I see, yeah my department are pretty bad at MCM :lol but yesterday we got 97.5% I think, which is a big step :lol

In their report, they asked a colleague where something was and he/she replied "Yes?" :lol, which made us fail the overall score :(

Just utter dimwits.
 
Remplacants : Douchez, Jallet, Matuidi, Ibrahimovic, Lavezzi, Camara, Conte.

XI Bastia vs PSG: Landreau; Cioni, Harek, Marchal, Palmieri; Sablé, Yatabaré; Beauvue, Rothen, Thauvin; Ilan.


Glad that Gameiro is getting more minutes he was amazing at Lorient. He is also my top scorer on FUT.
 
Ah I see, yeah my department are pretty bad at MCM :lol but yesterday we got 97.5% I think, which is a big step :lol

In their report, they asked a colleague where something was and he/she replied "Yes?" :lol, which made us fail the overall score :(

Just utter dimwits.

I wonder if the MCMs factor in native languages for their interactions with staff. A lot of our staff come from Pakistan/India and have decent English, but I could see it being a problem with customers needing help. Even worse, a lot of them are from Slough, and Christ knows what language they speak over there.
 
Has it been mentioned that Marca are reporting that Messi is going to earn £600,000 a week now that he's signed his new contract?
 
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Bad Boys II is the most excessive, ludicrous action film of all time but something about it just works. It's brilliant.



I'd always class it as a comedy first and foremost, but it does have some awesome action.
I was kidding :p

The Matrix is my favourite action movie.
 
Has it been mentioned that Marca are reporting that Messi is going to earn £600,000 a week now that he's signed his new contract?

Meh, no biggie, I ended up paying my top striker in FM £825k a week after his wage rises kicked in.

I bankrupted Barcelona
 
Glad that Gameiro is getting more minutes he was amazing at Lorient. He is also my top scorer on FUT.
Hopefully, Gameiro puts a few in the back of net today. Yup, his Lorient days were amazing such a good poacher. I hope he finds his old form.
What the FUCK is Conte doing on your bench? We have a game tomorrow in Turin!

We got the better Conte! :p
 
To chime in on the KB+M/Controller discussion on the last page, I'm an Console gamer at heart and was pretty damn good at shooters. I guess that's what happens when you start playing shooters like Halo and CoD at the ripe age of 8. I'm still not as good with the mouse as I was with the controller but that will come some day.

Also it helps to have a good mouse and keyboard. I'm still using my three year old knockoff cheapo keyboard and platformers are downright impossible with these squishy keys.

Remember when I was going to buy a brand spanking new rig two months ago? Next week it will finally happen.
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And gtfo with your arrow keys
 
It was nice to see your bad taste recognised outside of footy-gaf :P

Just because I posted in the Kendrick Lamar thread that I thought his album was good, but not as good to be voted the best one of the year. Dude got all defensive and was explaining how I couldn't grasp the concept of it and how I didn't have the EAR to appreciate a good album like that. *roll eyes*
 
Just because I posted in the Kendrick Lamar thread that I thought his album was good, but not as good to be voted the best one of the year. Dude got all defensive and was explaining how I couldn't grasp the concept of it and how I didn't have the EAR to appreciate a good album like that. *roll eyes*

Actual music people like that are worse than racists. Music is like art. You either like it or you don't. You can discuss the whys and the why nots, but trying to change someone's opinion of it beyond suggesting repeated listening is fruitless and frankly idiotic.
 
the irony

Oasis, Killers, Foo Fighters. The holy trinity of bland wank.

I must be wrong. Me and another millions of people who have bought their reconds and have flown around the world to see them.

Sorry but if you don't like any of these three bands, you have a fucking wank taste.
 
I must be wrong. Me and another millions of people who have bought their reconds and have flown around the world to see them.

bu bu bu radiohead are shit too despite the same right

Let's just stop the opinion shit :lol. Hitcher saying ludicrous things about extreme music lovers or whatever being worse than racists is not equivalent to me having an opinion on Oasis. You like them. I don't. Let's move on.
 
What audio are you playing with? I chose Japanese :P

Tragedy strikes so soon :(

omg a world map too, with heavy dragon quest 8 tones, i'm in rpg heaven :D

:o That is what I was thinking too. DQVIII is one of my favourite games ever.

Also I chose the English audio, it's great. Read that it's better than the Japanese one.
 
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