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Football Thread |OT14| Only Wilbury's belly is smoother than BAAAYEEERNs season

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Had the same problem as that guy in the OT with my ex. She wanted it all the time, I couldn't deal with her and had to tell her playing games every now and then was good for variety. A few times during the summer holidays she would come in (we didn't live together) and start making out with me while I was sleeping late because it had nothing to do and always stayed up until the late hours, it was almost rape really at that point.
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
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What's the story behind this?
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rvy

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Had the same problem as that guy in the OT with my ex. She wanted it all the time, I couldn't deal with her and had to tell her playing games every now and then was good for variety. A few times during the summer holidays she would come in (we didn't live together) and start making out with me while I was sleeping late because it had nothing to do and always stayed up until the late hours, it was almost rape really at that point.

I too have been raped by a woman.

Felt good.
 

Fry

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how long till dortmund - (fuck) bayern?

50 minutes.

Neuer - Lahm, van Buyten, Dante, Alaba - Martínez, Schweini - Müller, Kroos, Robben - Mandzukić

Weidenfeller - Piszczek, Subotic, Santana, Schmelzer - Bender, Gündogan - Götze, Reus, Großkreutz - Lewandowski

Müller - Kroos - Robben

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Messi

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Milan Home and Away 2013/2014 kits. I love the golden striiiiipeeees!

Home is BEAUTIFUL away is yuck.

Take note Bayern if your home is designed like Milans away I will not buy you regardless of the pep factor.

I wish Dortmund was with Nike or Adidas
 
Futbol-Gaf.. i hope you all have a great day. :). I'm pulling for Dortmund, but Bayern are the best team in Europe right now. I hope that pathetico manages to get to the final in the Cup to face Real Madrid.
 

Messi

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Futbol-Gaf.. i hope you all have a great day. :). I'm pulling for Dortmund, but Bayern are the best team in Europe right now. I hope that pathetico manages to get to the final in the Cup to face Real Madrid.

So they can roll over and die at the feet of Real again?
 

dc89

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Totally forgot to include Bayern and Dortmund in my bets tonight. Going for.

Chelsea - win
PSG - win
Atletico game over 1.5 goals

And

Ajax - win
PSG - over 1.5 goals
Chelsea - over 1.5 goals.

You let me down Ajax and you're going straight on my shit list.
 

flippedb

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The golden stripes look like shit on that Milan kit.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Real talk, I love those stripes
 
We can only hope.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Real talk, I love those stripes

This man clearly knows what he is talking about.
 

xintin

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watching some show about Chelsea's greatest FA Cup goals. Zola was so damn gooood. too bad we wont see anything clise to his level tonight :(

edit - LOL, forgot how good Mikel's only goal ever actually was.
 
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