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[Ushojax]

Lennon and Ade have travelled for the Inter match. Deuce still out.

Strong team from Wenger tonight, it's dumb shoving Fabianski in but he's dropped Vermaelen as well so he's dishing out punishment to the shit players. Nobody in that front 6 can make a tackle though.

 

[jtb]

Aside from Cazorla, Arteta and Walcott who else can not play?

What do you mean? like who could have played instead of them?

 

[Lightning]

Also thank fuck Wenger finally dropped Vermaelen and Chesney. I'm tired of their bullshit.

I think Vermaelen is just resting his ankle. Wenger is not taking any chances with players who are not 100%.

Szczesny has clearly been dropped though.

What do you mean? like who could have played instead of them?

Aside from the 3 players I mentioned this team is about as weak as it can get. Short of being a little too obvious by playing reserve players.

No Podolski, Sagna, Wilshere, Szczesny, Vermaelen and Cup tied Monreal. Thats 6 of the starting 11 players all not playing.

 

[Yurt]

Fuck me....

OOH THEY WILL LIGHTNING

RUN

 

[Clegg]

The Vatican knows how to build suspense.

 

[FootballFan]

just saying because you said egg cheese burger when it's just an egg burger. the yellow stuff, the yolk (or cheese as you put it) is naturally part of the egg and not added

hahaha fry actually thought it was cheese. Smh

 

[Yurt]

No eggs in Brazil?

Anyway..

FORZA ARSENAL

 

[Fry]

Nope

Gibbs

weird. now I don't remember if I copied it from FourFourTom or MirrorFootball.

 

[jtb]

I think Vermaelen is just resting his ankle. Wenger is not taking any chances with players who are not 100%.

Szczesny has clearly been dropped though.



Aside from the 3 players I mentioned this team is about as weak as it can get. Short of being a little too obvious by playing reserve players.

No Podolski, Sagna, Wilshere, Szczesny, Vermaelen and Cup tied Monreal. Thats 6 of the starting 11 players all not playing.

I dunno, that's basically the best team we can field. Everyone else is either cup-tied or injured. When I think weakened, I think... uhhh Squillaci? :lol

Honestly, it'd be nice to see Arshavin get a start once in a while too; he and Rosicky are good players that are fucking terrible when shoved out on the wing.

 

[Fry]

No eggs in Brazil?

Anyway..

FORZA ARSENAL

Plenty

and

fuck you

 

[Sviatoslav]

Arshavin will come off the bench, and score two goals to put Arsenal through.

to the non-believers.

 

[Gareth Bale]

weird. now I don't remember if I copied it from FourFourTom or MirrorFootball.

Probably FourFourTom because MirrorFootball rename certain players in the least funny way possible. And also FourFourTom is somehow less reliable.

 

[Yurt]

and

fuck you

U wish

HEY I want the underdogs to go through! Bayern would fucking kill us.

 

[Joel Was Right]

I have this tingling sensation. Something special is gonna happen tonight - I feel it

 

[Fry]

Probably FourFourTom because MirrorFootball rename certain players in the least funny way possible. And also FourFourTom is somehow less reliable.

I remember when they had Bale as 'WORLD'S GREATEST' :lol

so bad

 

[Lightning]

I dunno, that's basically the best team we can field. Everyone else is either cup-tied or injured. When I think weakened, I think... uhhh Squillaci? :lol

Honestly, it'd be nice to see Arshavin get a start once in a while too; he and Rosicky are good players that are fucking terrible when shoved out on the wing.

I think you'll find if the score was 3-1 to us heading into this game a lot of those "injured" players would be miraculously able to play. Wenger is clearly just letting them rest because he knows this match will only go one way.

 

[Clegg]

I have this tingling sensation. Something special is gonna happen tonight - I feel it

Have you been drinking?

 

[Meier]

My all-time favorite burger joint is a place called Kuma's Corner in Chicago. It's fucking amazing. We had to wait over 3 hours to be seated once but it was totally worth it. Up to 5 hour waits are not uncommon.

Anyway, their flagship burger has an egg on it.

For me personally, I get a fried egg over hard break the yolk.

 

[jtb]

I think you'll find if the score was 3-1 to us heading into this game a lot of those "injured" players would be miraculously able to play. Wenger is clearly just letting them rest because he knows this match will only go one way.

That's true. Wenger and his fucking fitness gambles, ruining many a season. They never work anyways.

 

[Joel Was Right]

My all-time favorite burger joint is a place called Kuma's Corner in Chicago. It's fucking amazing. We had to wait over 3 hours to be seated once but it was totally worth it. Up to 5 hour waits are not uncommon.

Anyway, their flagship burger has an egg on it.

For me personally, I get a fried egg over hard break the yolk.

I once spent £12 on a single burger. How much did this cost you

 

[Messi]

I was told today that Buesquets is an average DM made to look better by the team around him

I thought he was one of the best DMs in the world if not the best

 

[Clegg]

Argentinian Pope.

Also a Jesuit.

He can't be trusted.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Argentinian Pope.

Damn, Messi is in charge of tactics for Barca and is now Pope as well? Busy lad.

 

[Anderson]

All Bayern fans love Bruno Mars confirmed

 

[Ushojax]

Another conservative old man. At least he's from somewhere different.

 

[Gareth Bale]

But does the new Pope have 8GB GDDR5 RAM?

 

[Oxx]

New Pope looked fragile.

 

[FootballFan]

I was told today that Buesquets is an average DM made to look better by the team around him

I thought he was one of the best DMs in the world if not the best

That is the default formula for our whole team though. Remember?

Pep is only good because his team is the best, any coach can win with those guys.
Messi is only good because of Xavi and Iniesta.
Xavi is overrated, Iniesta does all the creative work, Xavi just just passes sideways.
Busquets is just a diver who does 5m passes, he only looks good at Barca.

I have heard all of those and more. You really wonder how we are so good with so many bad players.

 

[Ushojax]

New pope looks like Phil Silvers.

 

[Anderson]

Pope Francis doesn't really sound right

 

[Yurt]

That is the default formula for our whole team though. Remember?

Pep is only good because his team is the best, any coach can win with those guys.
Messi is only good because of Xavi and Iniesta.
Xavi is overrated, Iniesta does all the creative work, Xavi just just passes sideways.
Busquets is just a diver who does 5m passes, he only looks good at Barca.

I have heard all of those and more. You really wonder how we are so good with so many bad players.

What about Insieta? Michael Cox says he's overrated as fuck.

 

[FootballFan]

What about Insieta? Michael Cox says he's overrated as fuck.

Who's that? And see some even think he is overrated lol.

 

[adriano999]

Argentinian Pope.

Also a Jesuit.

He can't be trusted.

Dat Argentinian mafia, Pope will get us 3rd place. BELIEVE.

Spoiler

 

[Mastadon]

Great news about the pope. Any indiction if he's covered more or less cases of child abuse than the last chap?

 

[Oxx]

Pope Fabianski I.

 

[Clegg]

Not every priest abused or knew about the abuse of children.

Shocking, I know.

 

[Messi]

Iniesta deserves a Balon d'Or

He was robbed in 2010

 

[Sviatoslav]

Pope Francis doesn't really sound right

Call him Pope Francesco then.

 

[Mastadon]

Not every priest abused or knew about the abuse of children.

Shocking, I know.

Just the very senior ones.

 

[bjaelke]

Call him Pope Francesco then.

Pope Mario it is.

 

[Yurt]

Who's that? And see some even think he is overrated lol.

Zonal Marking.

I genuinely think he's overrated. Third best player in the world my ass.

That belongs to black Verrati.

 

[Clegg]

Michael Cox also said that goals aren't important.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Fuck Bayern

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Iniesta is simultaneously overrated and world class

Too many people mistake the word 'overrated' for 'shite'

 

[TheLucifer]

Really?

An Argentinian pope? After yesterday night? Not cool Vatican, not cool at all.

 

[Joel Was Right]

Jens Lehmann; legend.

 

[FootballFan]

Zonal Marking.

I genuinely think he's overrated. Third best player in the world my ass.

That belongs to black Verrati.

Who is third, in your opinion, if not Iniesta?

 

[Yurt]

Iniesta is simultaneously overrated and world class

Too many people mistake the word 'overrated' for 'shite'

Iniesta is simultaneously overrated and world class

Too many people mistake the word 'overrated' for 'shite'

Iniesta is simultaneously overrated and world class

Too many people mistake the word 'overrated' for 'shite'

.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Really?

An Argentinian pope? After yesterday night? Not cool Vatican, not cool at all.

Is this just based on your Inter hate or is there more to it?

 

[Meier]

Hopefully all these Messi tweets will cause Kun to work even harder so he gets that same love from Joe Schmoe.

I once spent £12 on a single burger. How much did this cost you

Yeah, burgers at Kuma's are usually around $15 (includes fries).