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Football Thread |OT15| About as productive as Tika Taka

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Fry

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Freewheelin' said:
How do people not have smartphones in this day and age? :lol
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I don't really care about phones, I mainly use it to listen to music. I text friends here and there, but that's it.

I'll try to get one in two months though. Now that I work at a place that works for/with Samsung, I have been pretty jelly of all the phones I have seen in front of me.
 
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Kenka

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Wilbury said:
no that's what i am saying to you, it isn't cheese. i mean i get where you are coming from because it does look a little like melted nacho cheese but it's actually the yolk, it's the nucleus of the egg or something
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Wilbury, is your dick really one of the highlights of this thread ?

on-topic: I hope we get a decent game tonight (Malaga-Porto). I know rvy will not like this one but I will root for Porto tonight. After all, it would be nice to have diversity in the 14. We have already one team from Turkey. One from Portugal wouldn't hurt at all.
 
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Wilbur

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Kenka said:
Wilbury, is your dick really one of the highlights of this thread ?

on-topic: I hope we get a decent game tonight (Malaga-Porto). I know rvy will not like this one but I will root for Porto tonight. After all, it would be nice to have diversity in the 14. We have already one team from Turkey. One from Portugal wouldn't hurt at all.
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I wouldn't say my dick was a highlight
 
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Baconsaurus Rex

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Broder Salsa

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Your dicks and asshole pics were annoying and I don't have a smart phone. But I could feel the effect on Quiche who forgot he was playing fifa and stopped focusing because he was drawn away by the light of your private areas.
 
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rvy

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Fry8 said:
These are the best cheeseburgers I have even eaten. Come to Brazil and I'll go with you
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Brazil seems like the place to be these days anyway. Tired of this fucking dumb country.

Hamburger and cheeseburger: a 1.6-ounce (45 g) ground beef patty, with 0.125 ounces (3.5 g) ketchup, mustard, a single dill pickle, re-hydrated onions, on a toasted bun. At one time early in McDonald's history, the pickle was removed from the sandwich.[6] Also sold as a double or triple, adding an extra pickle slice for each beef patty added. The double cheeseburger was originally offered as a promotional item in the 1950s, and was added to the regular menu in 1965. A triple burger and a bacon double cheeseburger are optional items and are not always available in all restaurants or markets. A green chilli double cheeseburger with chilli peppers is offered in New Mexico. In Australia the average serving size for a Cheeseburger is 110 grams.

Double Cheeseburger has two 1.6-ounce (45 g) ground beef patties, with 0.125 ounces (3.5 g) ketchup, mustard, two slices of dill pickle, re-hydrated onions, and two pieces of cheese on a toasted bun.
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No eggs, baby. You guys are lying to us. Now, if you said sugar, then sure. They put sugar in everything at McDonalds. Even the fries.
 
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The_Hitcher89

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Fintan said:
Right now, what do you think are the chances of him staying?
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Ha, I was about to make a post about this

I think there is a 30% chance of him staying if we finish like 7th.

If we can play well between now and the end of the season, and show him that we're capable of pushing for the top 4 next season, that could be enough to convince him to stay. We need to prove to him (and ourselves) that we're a team on the up
 
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Linius

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rvy said:
Brazil seems like the place to be these days anyway. Tired of this fucking dumb country.



No eggs, baby. You guys are lying to us. Now, if you said sugar, then sure. They put sugar in everything at McDonalds. Even the fries.
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Come to the snack place near my house and I'll buy you one.
 
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Wilbur

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Wooden finds dick and ass annoying? His persona is a ruse

How dare he call himself member of Afer Dark

Now I'm on my way to work. Enjoy your night children. Fuck Bayern. Fuck Arsenal.
 
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Clegg

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The Times aren't backing down.

The Times defends it's Qatari Dream League story

Reuters quotes Kay as saying: "I've been amused by the speculation about the source of this story. I can guarantee you 100%, 1,000%, 175 million percent, that my story had nothing to do with any website, spoof or otherwise."
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And Tony Evans, The Times's football editor, backed him up. "As far as we are concerned the story is true and we stand by it. Oliver Kay is an exceptionally good journalist who is unlikely to have fallen for a hoax story on a spoof website."
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Evans said that Kay obtained the information after speaking to powerful people in football and after doing his ground work. He has been working on it for quite a while and there is no reason to doubt he will be fully vindicated."
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FuturusX

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After Barcelona's performance last night. I'm lobbying for a thread title change. In the very least add a [?]

Barca did it their way last night. Lot's of tika taka wrapped around sumptuous football.

What say ye?
 
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Oxx

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FuturusX said:
After Barcelona's performance last night. I'm lobbying for a thread title change. In the very least add a [?]

Barca did it their way last night. Lot's of tika taka wrapped around sumptuous football.

What say ye?
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Weren't at least two of their goals super-direct?
 
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RaGe_pt

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Oh my god I'm already fuckin nervous for tonight's match! Hopefully we can score in La Rosaleda and that way, I'm almost sure we'll get through to quarters... PORTOOOOOOO!
 
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Wilbur

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Rooting for Porto tonight. Then we'll have

2 Spanish
2 German
1 Italian
1 Portuguese
1 Turkish
1 French
0 English football has expired

Then hoping for

Dortmund vs PSG
Madrid vs Barca
Juventus vs Porto
Bayern vs Galatasaray

Then

Juventus vs Dortmund
Madrid vs Bayern

Then

Madrid vs whoever
And whoever wins would be lovely
 
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The_Hitcher89

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Wilbury said:
How have smart phones ruined casual socialising :lol
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You telling me you've not been sat in a break from work or something, and people you used to talk to are just sitting there glued to their phones? Its getting to the point at work where I'd rather miss my breaks altogether and leave an hour earlier
 
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Broder Salsa

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bjaelke said:
You can have mine if we don't get a result tonight. I "came out" to my colleagues today. They all support Esbjerg. I might have to quit my job and start a new life.
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I would do the Bendtner for you and take your phone as payment. Esbjerg supporters... Who knew they existed, huh.
 
pulga

pulga

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The_Hitcher89 said:
You telling me you've not been sat in a break from work or something, and people you used to talk to are just sitting there glued to their phones? Its getting to the point at work where I'd rather miss my breaks altogether and leave an hour earlier
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Yeah. But then I'd just whip out my phone and engage someone else in conversation. :lol
 
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