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[Sage00]

lol Steaua are so shit. Says a lot that they were even in this tie.

 

[MrKaepora]

Oh ffs!!!

 

[Yen]

Or not

 

[Andrefpvs]

I LOVE YOU CARDOZO

 

[confuziz]

wow, that should have been a straight red

 

[elseanio]

Ok, he was kicked in the face when he was sulking

 

[xintin]

:lol Torres has no luck. score a goal, get kicked in the face minutes later.
edit - and now he doesnt even get a number. poor Fernando.

 

[Meier]

Just saw the England squad and I kinda feel bad for Joleon but we are obviously a much better team with Nastasic so only a little bit bad. Can't imagine he'll stick around this summer. He has to move on if he ever wants to play for England again I'd think.

 

[Diablos54]

Torres kicked in the face, surely a red card?

 

[TeegsD]

He waited until March to get his bid for Player of the Year going solely to give Ronaldo and Messi a head start. Hats off to Torres, King of Football!

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

LOL KICK TO THE FACE

STAND UP YOU DIVING PRICK

 

[Kaiden]

Eeesh, poor guy. Finally scores in months, BOOT TO THE FACE.

 

[Broder Salsa]

How did that nosebleed happen

Did his head explode because he himself couldn't cope with the thoughts that he'd just scored?

I really don't know, he didn't even hit his head when he fell.

Edit : wat

 

[Kyoufu]

We just can't score goals can we. Ugh.

 

[MrKaepora]

nvm

Cardozo saves the day as usual.

 

[LFMartins86]

That was rather nice from Cardozo.

 

[confuziz]

Torres is now an anonymous striker :lol

 

[Broder Salsa]

TORRES IS BLACK

Well that explains the boot to the face. Steuas owner has called black people monkeys on television before.

 

[yellow submarine]

Steaueu seems to have players with skill (i.e. curling passes, decent ball control, attempts at 1 touch passing), but is that enough against Chelsea?

 

[elseanio]

Torres is now an anonymous striker :lol

false number 9

 

[Splatt]

I feel sorry for the people that are watching the Newcastle game...

 

[confuziz]

Nicely done by Oscar

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Torres is now an anonymous striker :lol

Not for the first time this season.

 

[Wilbur]

false number 9

8/10

 

[Sage00]

Well that explains the boot to the face. Steuas owner has called black people monkeys on television before.

Take that back. No one loves black people and gypsies more than him.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Torres is now an anonymous striker :lol

But have you seen how many times he clears the ball after corners in the defense? Such an important player.

 

[confuziz]

dat torres

 

[elseanio]

ooooooh, Torres

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Torres is alive again

All he needed was a good old boot to the face

 

[Broder Salsa]

Take that back. No one loves black people and gypsies more than him.

"Nobody's nicer to gypsies than me. And I have nothing against blacks – sorry, 'African-Americans'. I just don't sign blacks because they're not suitable. They don't play well in our weather."

"You know who owns Dinamo? A communist gypsy and a man who sleeps with men. Yes, sure, I was a shepherd, I milked the sheep, I like sheep, get over it. I'd rather milk sheep than do men."

:lol

 

[confuziz]

Torres is alive again

All he needed was a good old boot to the face

This had me laughing way more than it should.

 

[Sage00]

That was an unconvincing dive from Torres.

 

[Oersted]

Clapping to an audience that isn´t there. Priceless.

 

[MrKaepora]

rvy favourite player just came in

 

[Broder Salsa]

Rafa can't be bothered to put any fresh legs on, fuck that.

 

[Linius]

Penalty. It's over.

 

[Wilbur]

Alright Eden you won the penalty, you can get up now

he's gonna miss

 

[Kaiden]

Cmon HAZAR

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Get in. Welcome to fixture congestionsville, Chelsea.

 

[yellow submarine]

Totally looking for it, but a penalty nonetheless

Edit: Loooooooooooooooooooooolres

 

[Broder Salsa]

Torres taking a penalty? Oh dear

 

[Oersted]

Am I doing this right? Steaua "only" needs one goal to win?

 

[Suen]

LOOOOL Steaua. If Torres scores it's over.

edit: LOL BAAAAAAD

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

PELANALALATYNTY


HAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAJHAHAHAHAHAHA

BAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[R10Neymarfan]

Torres takes the kick

loll! I knew he would miss

 

[Opus Angelorum]

Lol

 

[LTWheels]

Lol Torres!!!!!!

 

[Ushojax]

lol

Back to normal.

 

[Diablos54]

TORRES! TWO IN ONE GAME!! THE WORLD IS OVER!!

Or not haha.

 

[elseanio]

HAHAHAHAHAA