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[Messi]

Refusing to wear clothes in the hotel room. Fuck clothes

 

[3Sixty]

Mathieu Flamini could be on his way out of AC Milan as interest from Southampton and Aston Villa reportedly grows.

Not sure if want.

 

[Carbonox]

Mathieu Flamini could be on his way out of AC Milan as interest from Southampton and Aston Villa reportedly grows.

Not sure if want.

He'll replace Rob Schneider in your lineup.

 

[Linius]

Refusing to wear clothes in the hotel room. Fuck clothes

Are you visiting the game tonight?

 

[Arnie]

Refusing to wear clothes in the hotel room. Fuck clothes

You at the match?

Good luck mon amis.

 

[Randdalf]

BBC South Sport's Nabil Hassan on the latest developments in the Portsmouth Football Club court saga:

"The Judge addresses fans in the court: The proposals enable the PST (Portsmouth Supporters Trust) to take control (of the club) he tells them.

"Hugs among the PST with (Iain) McInnes leading the celebrations.

"Judge signs the order. On signing he says: "Hopefully this is an end to the matter, we now have an agreement in final".

"Judge wishes fans in court good luck with their final three games.

"Applause in court, it's done and PST are on the verge of takeover now after an agreement sealed between (administrators) BDO and (former owners) Portpin."

Portsmouth fans, let us know your reaction to today's events. Get involved via #bbcsportsday

Yay. Comes with a free points deduction as well!

 

[Kyoufu]

Allen was born in March. I can't hate him.

 

[Carbonox]

Refusing to wear clothes in the hotel room. Fuck clothes

Clothes are just an unnecessary layer between you and fapping over Olivia Wilde in a PSG shirt squatting on a copy of the Barcelona FC match day programme.

In all seriousness, hope you enjoy your day.

 

[Broder Salsa]

@sidlowe on Mourinho to #CFC: "There have been very strong rumours from people who I trust that it does look increasingly likely" -talkSPORT

According to German paper Bild, Jose Mourinho will join Chelsea this summer and is expected to take Sami Khedira with him #CFC #RMCF #PSG

Chelsea Chairman Bruce Buck has not ruled out the return of Mourinho and has said he is completely 'open-minded' about it #CFC (Al Jazeera)

Mourinho: "At the end of the season I'll sit down with whom I have to sit, which is Florentino, my friend & legal representative"

Are you visiting the game tonight?

He is. After a long masturbation session I'm sure.

 

[Messi]

Are you visiting the game tonight?

You at the match?

Good luck mon amis.

Going in about 30 mins

Clothes are just an unnecessary layer between you and fapping over Olivia Wilde in a PSG shirt squatting on a copy of the Barcelona FC match day programme.

In all seriousness, hope you enjoy your day.

Shockingly accurate

 

[Linius]

Awesome you're going Messi. Make pictures for us!

Also; http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6536966/8b3a5f84/bezorgservice_prankt_werknemer.html

Best prank ever? :lol

 

[Slizz]

Going in about 30 mins



Shockingly accurate

Enjoy man!

 

[Messi]

@sidlowe on Mourinho to #CFC: "There have been very strong rumours from people who I trust that it does look increasingly likely" -talkSPORT

According to German paper Bild, Jose Mourinho will join Chelsea this summer and is expected to take Sami Khedira with him #CFC #RMCF #PSG

Chelsea Chairman Bruce Buck has not ruled out the return of Mourinho and has said he is completely 'open-minded' about it #CFC (Al Jazeera)

Mourinho: "At the end of the season I'll sit down with whom I have to sit, which is Florentino, my friend & legal representative"





He is. After a long masturbation session I'm sure.

That's why I can't go for another 30 mins

 

[Blablurn]

 

[3Sixty]

Yay. Comes with a free points deduction as well!

Will you get the -10 this season?

I remember with us they made us wait to the next season because we were going to be relegated without the minus 10.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

@sidlowe on Mourinho to #CFC: "There have been very strong rumours from people who I trust that it does look increasingly likely" -talkSPORT

According to German paper Bild, Jose Mourinho will join Chelsea this summer and is expected to take Sami Khedira with him #CFC #RMCF #PSG

Chelsea Chairman Bruce Buck has not ruled out the return of Mourinho and has said he is completely 'open-minded' about it #CFC (Al Jazeera)

Mourinho: "At the end of the season I'll sit down with whom I have to sit, which is Florentino, my friend & legal representative"

It's happening.

 

[qindarka]

@sidlowe on Mourinho to #CFC: "There have been very strong rumours from people who I trust that it does look increasingly likely" -talkSPORT

According to German paper Bild, Jose Mourinho will join Chelsea this summer and is expected to take Sami Khedira with him #CFC #RMCF #PSG

Chelsea Chairman Bruce Buck has not ruled out the return of Mourinho and has said he is completely 'open-minded' about it #CFC (Al Jazeera)

Mourinho: "At the end of the season I'll sit down with whom I have to sit, which is Florentino, my friend & legal representative"

We are setting ourselves up for a hell of a disappointment.

 

[Clegg]

Swiss Ramble ‏@SwissRamble 3m

Net spend: last 5 years Juve €191m, Bayern €157m; last 3 years Juve €136m, Bayern €116m.

 

[Arnie]

Khedira would be a brilliant signing for Chelsea.

THAT'S WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY THEY NEED TO BUY A MIDFIELD

 

[Clegg]

Khedira to Chelsea?

Shit

 

[Messi]

Is Messi gonna play?

 

[Broder Salsa]

We are setting ourselves up for a hell of a disappointment.

I know but can't help myself.

 

[pulga]

LOL all you guys butchering RUMBO. It just means "on his way" lolol

And fuck off United, Falcao's dream move is to Real. His daddy said so.

Refusing to wear clothes in the hotel room. Fuck clothes

What a bad ass. Go get some 13 year old pussy, my friend.

 

[qindarka]

Khedira to Chelsea?

Shit

It's just Bild.

 

[Messi]

LOL all you guys butchering RUMBO. It just means "on his way" lolol

And fuck off United, Falcao's dream move is to Real. His daddy said so.



What a bad ass. Go get some 13 year old pussy, my friend.

RUMBO TO CAMP NOU

 

[José Mourinho]

We are setting ourselves up for a hell of a disappointment.

Possibly the biggest disappointment football GAF has ever saw. I still don't believe he's coming back.

Spoiler

I so believe he's coming back.

 

[Randdalf]

Will you get the -10 this season?

I remember with us they made us wait to the next season because we were going to be relegated without the minus 10.

I suspect so, we're in the bottom four but we're 5 games unbeaten and only 2 points from safety (that said, teams above us have games in hand). There's the chance we could stay up still.

 

[Clegg]

Khedira go go to Chelsea.

We're getting Falcao

RUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[KidA Seven]

LOL all you guys butchering RUMBO. It just means "on his way" lolol

And fuck off United, Falcao's dream move is to Real. His daddy said so.



What a bad ass. Go get some 13 year old pussy, my friend.

dat salt :lol

Embrace the RUMBO

 

[Sleeplessnights]

WIIU WIIU WIIU WIIU

"from now on you call me, betty"

 

[faridmon]

Woah respect. I'd love to see him stay with Malaga and build it up, he did such a great job this season.

If Mourinho or Wenger leave then please take over their position

Spoiler

Don't become a Madrid coach, Madrid are cunts towards their coaches, see Heynckes

The problem is that, I can see Isco being targeted by bigger club. Can he emulate what he did this season again next season?

I love that guy and Fuck Real Madrid for mishandling such an amazing man.

 

[Broder Salsa]

And fuck off United, Falcao's dream move is to Real. His daddy said so.

Has he already started calling Mourinho daddy like Essien? He will change his mind when his daddy leaves.

 

[faridmon]

Khedira would be a brilliant signing for Chelsea.

THAT'S WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY THEY NEED TO BUY A MIDFIELD

Khedira to Chelsea?

Shit

Khadeira would be perfect for any team, why would he choose Chelsea, I do not know. Don't they have like a billion talented midfields?

 

[qindarka]

Khadeira would be perfect for any team, why would he choose Chelsea, I do not know. Don't they have like a billion talented midfields?

Nope, we have great attacking midfielders. Central midfield has been our weak spot for at least 2 seasons now, which is a pity considering we once had Makalele, Essien, Lampard and Ballack in the same team.

 

[Messi]

Puyol looked so young in his interviews after winning the CL against Arsenal

Bring back Eto'o and Ronaldinho!

 

[Vivalaraza]

What is RUMBO?

 

[K1LLER7]

Khedira sucks, Perfect move for Chelsea

Buy Falcao + Bale + Strootz
Sell Rooney, Young, Ando

 

[pulga]

Fuck im nervous. Im rumbo to the toilet, feel like throwing up

FOOOORZAAAAAAAA

 

[Kyoufu]

"from now on you call me, betty"

Kung Pow is G.O.A.T.

 

[D_prOdigy]

What is RUMBO?

RUMBOOOOOOO!

 

[Wilbur]

I like Khedira. Would take him at United.

Then again I'd take a semi erect turtle at this point. Or just renew Scholes' contract, they're essentially the same thing.

 

[pulga]

Stop stroking your dicks over Khedira, cunts. He's not leaving his bff Ozil.

 

[Arnie]

What is RUMBO?

Everton no RUMBO.

 

[K1LLER7]

I like Khedira. Would take him at United.

Then again I'd take a semi erect turtle at this point. Or just renew Scholes' contract, they're essentially the same thing.

:lol

I'd rather play Jones in midfield.

 

[Clegg]

I like Khedira. Would take him at United.

Then again I'd take a semi erect turtle at this point. Or just renew Scholes' contract, they're essentially the same thing.

We'll get Falcao and you'll like it.

 

[Fry]

CL final 2013/14:

Pep's Bayern x Mou's Chelsea

the last two champions face-off

 

[bjaelke]

Lucas Leiva @LucasLeiva87
I would like to announce that I have signed a new long term deal . #lfc #ynwa #happy

good stuff

What a bad ass. Go get some 13 year old pussy, my friend.

 

[Blablurn]

CL final 2013/14:

Pep's Bayern x Mou's Chelsea

the last two champions face-off

epic

 

[Wilbur]

We'll get Falcao and you'll like it.

I will until I realise we then have to sell Hernandez and we still haven't sorted out our midfield.

Going for

Barca 3-1 PSG
Juventus 2-1 Bayern

But god I hope both are the other way

 

[Fry]

I will until I realise we then have to sell Hernandez and we still haven't sorted out our midfield.

Going for

Barca 3-1 PSG
Juventus 2-1 Bayern

But god I hope both are the other way

I hope falcão signs for Madrid