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[Ushojax]

Makes me want to vomit

It's the run up. That prancing shit always goes wrong.

Lol so fucking hard. It's FC Basel not FC Bayern or FC Barcelona. You don't belong in the champions league anyway if you think that way.

Eh, we had Bale, Sandro and Lennon missing. I think any team would find it hard against a strong, confident side like that. We just didn't have the pace that you need to get that third goal. We couldn't have done any more.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

If you weren't watching fucking darts you'd know

I don't have a bloody choice. The channel broadcasting EL has only got the rights for showing one match, Newcastle in this case, and does the highlights after that. But because Spurs went to penalties they couldn't show that because this same channel does darts as well. Conflicting schedules

So I'm stuck with watching darts.

 

[Sane_Man]

Makes me want to vomit

Nice work!

 

[FootballFan]

Lol so fucking hard. It's FC Basel not FC Bayern or FC Barcelona. You don't belong in the champions league anyway if you think that way.

Sviat, you are like me, straight to the point. I like that.(Though I think tottenham were really good tbh and agree with most of kingellesar's post)

What did you think of Benfica btw??

 

[D_prOdigy]

Spurs are going to win the shootout.

Bookmark this post.

I'm putting my reputation (what its worth) on it. If they lose, I'll adopt an avatar of footy-gaf's choice. But I'm super confident they'll do it. Just have a feeling

EDIT: no, the other one

kthxbai

 

[ShallNoiseUpon]

Nice work!

Not mine. Found it on another board.

 

[Kyoufu]

Meus you better quit gambling. Cold turkey. You can do it.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Shatner.

At least Wenger finally got Gotze.

 

[Carbonox]

ahahahahaahaa

 

[AndresON777]

LOL

 

[Wilbur]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Oh my god :lol

 

[FootballFan]

man..you rarely post but each one is magic.

 

[Willkiller]

wut

 

[Sviatoslav]

Sviat, you are like me, straight to the point. I like that.(Though I think tottenham were really good tbh and agree with most of kingellesar's post)

What did you think of Benfica btw??

Benfica is shit. They were so lucky against us last year in the CL final 16. We dominated the fuck out of them in St. Petes but only won 3-2 because we had to play our reserve keeper who let in two howlers that would even make Valdes say got damn!

 

[3Sixty]

Oh my.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

BRB

I'm photoshopping Wenger's head onto all the old men in lemon party.

 

[Meier]

:lol That one DEFINITELY is not work safe, but well played.

 

[Wilbur]

Lol so fucking hard. It's FC Basel not FC Bayern or FC Barcelona. You don't belong in the champions league anyway if you think that way.

Basel 3-2 Zenit
Basel 4-4 Tottenham with all their key players missing

Tottenham > Zenit

#realtalk

 

[FootballFan]

Benfica is shit. They were so lucky against us last year in the CL final 16. We dominated the fuck out of them in St. Petes but only won 3-2 because we had to play our reserve keeper who let in two howlers that would even make Valdes say got damn!

I'm sure I've heard that before.

You know your stuff.

 

[Arnie]

Djimi Traore is my assistant manager at Dortmund.

 

[kingellesar]

Lol so fucking hard. It's FC Basel not FC Bayern or FC Barcelona. You don't belong in the champions league anyway if you think that way.

How have you been doing in the champions league?

Russian football has fuck all on our league 2.

 

[ShallNoiseUpon]

God...that running in place makes me want to punch him in the mouth.

 

[FootballFan]

God...that running in place makes me want to punch him in the mouth.

LOOOOL this gif is way better. What the fuck is he doing at the beginning? Hahaha.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Djimi Traore is my assistant manager at Dortmund.

FM Dortmund bros. I got the Dortmund job after Klopp went to Bayern.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

God...that running in place makes me want to punch him in the mouth.

What a knob :lol

 

[Lightning]

BRB

I'm photoshopping Wenger's head onto all the old men in lemon party.

Fuck off. Wenger deserves more respect than this!

 

[Meier]

Djimi Traore is my assistant manager at Dortmund.

I gave Kidd the boot and signed Dimechelis (sp) in my recent new save for City. He actually cost a little less (something like $18k per week) and is a 5* coach in 1 or 2 fields.

 

[Arnie]

FM Dortmund bros. I got the Dortmund job after Klopp went to Bayern.

He went to Chelsea on mine.

Turns out Napoli have a better reputation that Dortmund, and I can't take any of my staff or players with me.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Basel 3-2 Zenit
Basel 4-4 Tottenham with all their key players missing

Tottenham > Zenit

#realtalk

Difference is I've always been claiming that Basel is shit, I didn't do the whole "we played valiantly against such a strong opponent" bs. Instead, I was disgusted by our performance.

 

[Freewheelin']

Fuck off. Wenger deserves more respect than this!

Just a joke dude, calm down lol

 

[Noirulus]

It's the run up. That prancing shit always goes wrong.

His back is way too vertical for that shot not to fuck up. That's the kind of form you use to play a long ball.

The fuck was he thinking?

 

[LTWheels]

That was a surprisingly good goal from Torres.

 

[FootballFan]

Difference is I've always been claiming that Basel is shit, I didn't do the whole "we played valiantly against such a strong opponent" bs. Instead, I was disgusted by our performance.

Loko - Zenit in 36 hours.

Loskov is probably in a locked room meditating.

 

[ShallNoiseUpon]

His back is way too vertical for that shot not to fuck up. That's the kind of form you use to play a long ball.

The fuck was he thinking?

He wasn't. There's nothing in that head.

 

[Sviatoslav]

How have you been doing in the champions league?

Russian football has fuck all on our league 2.

We were in the knockout stages last season, and will be again next season. BTW, Tottenham would find it equally hard to qualify for the CL in Russia. #Realtalk

 

[kharma45]

 

[Noirulus]

I'll just say this now before everyone gets too excited but I don't think implied NSFW stuff on an avatar is allowed on GAF

 

[Wilbur]

Difference is I've always been claiming that Basel is shit, I didn't do the whole "we played valiantly against such a strong opponent" bs. Instead, I was disgusted by our performance.

They're not shit though. I have noticed that a lot of the time you lose, you claim it's because you were really shit as opposed to any opposition strength :lol

Basel were really good over the two legs, and they're now in the semi finals. They're deserving of praise. Just like Liverpool were deserving of praise when they beat you, but - haven't looked back to check - I'm guessing you just said you were shit.

 

[Willkiller]

I'll just say this now before everyone gets too excited but I don't think implied NSFW stuff on an avatar is allowed on GAF

Oh I fully expect him to be banned

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I'll just say this now before everyone gets too excited but I don't think implied NSFW stuff on an avatar is allowed on GAF

Fine. Take Wenger out of it.

 

[Meier]

He wasn't. There's nothing in that head.

It's filled with dreams of what he'll do with the £170k or so he's made this week.

 

[kingellesar]

We were in the knockout stages last season, and will be again next season. BTW, Tottenham would find it equally hard to qualify for the CL in Russia. #Realtalk

You won't, there is a reason every team in Europe pisses all over Zenit.

Yeah we would because we are an English team.

 

[Feorax]

Guardian reckon we could be looking at £12 million to get Ashley Williams in the summer. Arsenal apparently bid £9 million in Jan, but were told no by Swansea.

I'd pay it personally.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I'll just say this now before everyone gets too excited but I don't think implied NSFW stuff inside an avatar is allowed on GAF

There's a member Ryaaan14 who's got faces of porn actresses doing their thing as his avatar

 

[FootballFan]

Fine. Take Wenger out of it.

:lol

 

[Timurid]

I'm loving my Neverkusen save so far in FM. I'm tied with Schalke for 1st and Stuttgart just roflstomped Bayern 5-0. :lol

 

[Noirulus]

Fine. Take Wenger out of it.

lolol

 

[Diprosalic]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEL! fuck yeah.

 

[Bo-Locks]

God...that running in place makes me want to punch him in the mouth.

It's even worse than run ups like this, because he's self-aware:

Why is it so hard for some football players to just measure their run up and kick the fucking ball?

And the first thing you get taught when taking penalties is to keep your head over the ball.

Wow. I'm in tears.