Kadayi
Banned
She is a murderer. She murdered billions of my teenage sperm, all over the carpet.
The carpet in your closet perhaps?
She is a murderer. She murdered billions of my teenage sperm, all over the carpet.
The carpet in your closet perhaps?
When I was a young boy I used to jerk off in my bedroom and never thought about using tissues or anything - I just came straight onto the carpeted floor of the closet each time. Eventually the carpet went all brown and started to smell and caught the attention of my mother. We moved house soon afterward and I wondered if it was because of the cum closet...
12 Days of GAFMas 2018: Confessions
apparently I need to make some more confessions to get this thread back on track ohh shit, I'm just realizing now Asympathetique changed his username. My mind is so blown here I don’t speak Chinese so I now just know him as so it’s not so nice.www.neogaf.com
The Closet Cummer is out there, though it's a widely held belief that its Scopa
This is the face of a 33 year old woman
“Widely held belief” aka Musky_Cheese perpetuated the lie to hide his own indiscretions.12 Days of GAFMas 2018: Confessions
apparently I need to make some more confessions to get this thread back on track ohh shit, I'm just realizing now Asympathetique changed his username. My mind is so blown here I don’t speak Chinese so I now just know him as so it’s not so nice.www.neogaf.com
The Closet Cummer is out there, though it's a widely held belief that its Scopa
Don’t make a confession that is obviously you next time.“Widely held belief” aka Musky_Cheese perpetuated the lie to hide his own indiscretions.
Aged like milk left in a car on hot day,
12 Days of GAFMas 2018: Confessions
apparently I need to make some more confessions to get this thread back on track ohh shit, I'm just realizing now Asympathetique changed his username. My mind is so blown here I don’t speak Chinese so I now just know him as so it’s not so nice.www.neogaf.com
The Closet Cummer is out there, though it's a widely held belief that its Scopa
Someone needs to do a “Pornstars: Where are they now?” thread.
Holy fuck, now im gonna be sad while i jack offIt's a tough old life out there
Ex-porn star Jenni Lee found living homeless in Las Vegas tunnel
A down-on-her-luck porn star has been found living in a massive tunnel that stretches for miles underneath the Las Vegas Strip. The filthy, gaunt-looking woman — identified in reports as form…nypost.com
I'm confused?..... I'm sad everytime I jack off.Holy fuck, now im gonna be sad while i jack off
Try choking yourself with a belt it helpsI'm confused?..... I'm sad everytime I jack off.
This is the face of a 33 year old woman
Lil spit and elbow greaseThat'll buff right out
Fluffilwub has spoken!“Widely held belief” aka Musky_Cheese perpetuated the lie to hide his own indiscretions.
I think S Slings and Arrows just outed himself. I hand the title to you now, oh closet warrior.
BigotI think S Slings and Arrows just outed himself. I hand the title to you now, oh closet warrior.
Xerself?Bigot
The title seems to be stuck to your hands...
Xerself?
I was her website programmer from 2009-2010 and actually met her and her husband a few times. This is not shocking to me in the slightest. I hope she gets the help she needs.
This is the face of a 33 year old woman
Weirdest necrobump everI was her website programmer from 2009-2010 and actually met her and her husband a few times. This is not shocking to me in the slightest. I hope she gets the help she needs.
She just needs a little makeup and an Instagram filter and the majority of guys would be spamming her inboxGrace under fire.
She just needs a little makeup and an Instagram filter and the majority of guys would be spamming her inbox
Just put a bag over her head?
She looks like she works for Joe Exotic
Just put a bag over her head
Just put a bag over her head
?
She looks like she works for Joe Exotic
Her skin and tits could be all flabby and gross going by that pic. But she’s also pretty young. So I can’t be sure. But I’d wager she still looks decent with her face compensated forYou reckon the body is any better?
Not sure how many here know of her but she was kind of big back in mid 2000's. Anyway, arrested for murder a few months ago and just was indicted in the last couple weeks. Looking at her now, jesus christ, I would guess she's pushing 50 and she's like 35.
https://mikesouth.com/legal/ex-porn-star-kelsey-michaels-arrested-for-murder-in-kentucky-52568/
https://www.somerset-kentucky.com/n...cle_bc5dfcde-88aa-5fee-b242-9bf62c57ce77.html
Not sure how many here know of her but she was kind of big back in mid 2000's. Anyway, arrested for murder a few months ago and just was indicted in the last couple weeks. Looking at her now, jesus christ, I would guess she's pushing 50 and she's like 35.
https://mikesouth.com/legal/ex-porn-star-kelsey-michaels-arrested-for-murder-in-kentucky-52568/
https://www.somerset-kentucky.com/n...cle_bc5dfcde-88aa-5fee-b242-9bf62c57ce77.html
She clearly hasn’t received enoughI thought they say semen is good for the skin?
Why did you need to share this with us? ;pToday’s random story related to teenage fantasies
A girl I used to hang out when i was younger had a brother that liked masturbating and hated cats and their mother kept getting new ones as they kept ending up sick or smelling so she just got new ones but they all ended up the same and spent thousands on grooming...shaving....medicating thinking it was a natural issue.
The giveaway that these 2 things may of been related was the cat running out of his room and his mother complaining that the cat was wet and had a glue like substance in its coat......he said he spilt a drink and it scared the cat but the girl I was seeing was completely freaked out and told me about finding her underwear all wet and sticky in her draws and random clothing ending up in her brothers room and she used to hear him beating his meat non stop in his room with the cat in there
Was very awkward after that and they moved away the next school year but I always remembered the last name expecting to see it on the news one day.
Pretty sure you got that reversedFor every twenty former porn stars that become corporate CEO's and Statesman one falls to wayside and ends up like this.
He’s just trying to prevent cats from smelling like semenWhy did you need to share this with us? ;p
Knowledge is powerWhy did you need to share this with us? ;p