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Former pornstar Kelsey Michaels arrested and indicted for murder.

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SpartanN92

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captainraincoat said:
Today’s random story related to teenage fantasies

A girl I used to hang out when i was younger had a brother that liked masturbating and hated cats and their mother kept getting new ones as they kept ending up sick or smelling so she just got new ones but they all ended up the same and spent thousands on grooming...shaving....medicating thinking it was a natural issue.

The giveaway that these 2 things may of been related was the cat running out of his room and his mother complaining that the cat was wet and had a glue like substance in its coat......he said he spilt a drink and it scared the cat but the girl I was seeing was completely freaked out and told me about finding her underwear all wet and sticky in her draws and random clothing ending up in her brothers room and she used to hear him beating his meat non stop in his room with the cat in there


Was very awkward after that and they moved away the next school year but I always remembered the last name expecting to see it on the news one day.
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This should have been its own thread.
 
kingbean

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captainraincoat said:
Today’s random story related to teenage fantasies

A girl I used to hang out when i was younger had a brother that liked masturbating and hated cats and their mother kept getting new ones as they kept ending up sick or smelling so she just got new ones but they all ended up the same and spent thousands on grooming...shaving....medicating thinking it was a natural issue.

The giveaway that these 2 things may of been related was the cat running out of his room and his mother complaining that the cat was wet and had a glue like substance in its coat......he said he spilt a drink and it scared the cat but the girl I was seeing was completely freaked out and told me about finding her underwear all wet and sticky in her draws and random clothing ending up in her brothers room and she used to hear him beating his meat non stop in his room with the cat in there


Was very awkward after that and they moved away the next school year but I always remembered the last name expecting to see it on the news one day.
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I feel only pain.
 
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benski

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When Kelsey was 18 in 2003 she had the best ass of any female on the planet! And for the record I love small tits. But now I pray for her as being a total whore has ruined her life!
 
West Texas CEO

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benski said:
When Kelsey was 18 in 2003 she had the best ass of any female on the planet! And for the record I love small tits. But now I pray for her as being a total whore has ruined her life!
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uh, Jennifer Lopez was very much alive in 2003.

RIP , JLo
 
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