Friend Trying For A Threesome -- SexyGAF Assemble!

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Basically, it starts with Golden Oreos. A pal of mine wants to mix his cream filling (preferably double stuffed) between two cookies, one being his girlfriend. I gave some advice on where to start (by asking his gf about breasts), but apparently it's been talked about many times and has never taken off.

Suggestions on where to go from here? How do we get this man to be the cup to these two girls?

This is a terrible metaphor.
 
What she really needs is The Black Eiffel Tower.

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Just for beginners to get an idea.
 
There's a very particular kind of person who would be interested in a threesome. And;

1) She probably would have bought it up

And

2) It'd probably be MFM.

Seriously, if you think having two chicks is a perfectly reasonable suggestion, you better be prepared to share her with another guy too. Myself, I can't stand the idea. You might think about other women sexually, but looking the person you share your life with in the eye as you fuck her BFF? Great as a masturbatory fantasy, highly awkward in excecution.

Monogamy and fucking multiple people rarely works out in the end.
 
Basically, it starts with Golden Oreos. A pal of mine wants to mix his cream filling (preferably double stuffed) between two cookies, one being his girlfriend. I gave some advice on where to start (by asking his gf about breasts), but apparently it's been talked about many times and has never taken off.

Suggestions on where to go from here? How do we get this man to be the cup to these two girls?


Your analogy is bad. Double stuffed generally refers to two guys, one girl.
 
Unless she's remotely interested in other women it's pretty much a no go. Girl a knew got convinced by her then boyfriend to have a threesome with a female stranger and she really hated it. Needless to say they soon split up.
 
Seriously, there are only 2 times in your life you should consider a threesome. When you have no relationship with either parties involved, or you are in a relationship with one of the parties involved and you don't give a shit if that relationship crumbles disastrously a few days afterwards.
 
Seriously, there are only 2 times in your life you should consider a threesome. When you have no relationship with either parties involved, or you are in a relationship with one of the parties involved and you don't give a shit if that relationship crumbles disastrously a few days afterwards.
This man tells the thruth. So much. Never make a threesome with your significant other, if it's really significant.
 
Seriously, there are only 2 times in your life you should consider a threesome. When you have no relationship with either parties involved, or you are in a relationship with one of the parties involved and you don't give a shit if that relationship crumbles disastrously a few days afterwards.

Last time I had a threesome, this was the case, and they broke up a week or two later.

Now I'm not saying it was the threesome, but I added "homewrecker" to my resume shortly after.
 
I've found strip clubs and their willingness to go to one is a good barometer. From there it's about conversation starting.
 
What about the Golden Oreos part? Is that an euphemism for urine? Is this a giraffe thing?
I think it's supposed to mean they're going to fill her up
with cum obviously
and from the outside it will look like a Golden Oreo from the front angle (his friend's g/f must be white, in this case, hence Golden Oreo).

And I guess the euphemism goes there. I dunno why your friend would want to stick his junk into someone else's creampie though, if that's what your euphemism is (or vice-versa)

Next time, don't use "Golden Oreo" and just use Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies instead, it makes it easier for all of us, OP.
 
I think it's supposed to mean they're going to fill her up
with cum obviously
and from the outside it will look like a Golden Oreo from the front angle (his friend's g/f must be white, in this case, hence Golden Oreo).

And I guess the euphemism goes there. I dunno why your friend would want to stick his junk into someone else's creampie though, if that's what your euphemism is (or vice-versa)

Next time, don't use "Golden Oreo" and just use Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies instead, it makes it easier for all of us, OP.

Well, if they're talking about creampies, I think that's a different discussion entirely.
 
Let me know how you get on with your incredibly lame biscuit analogy OP, because I am dying to stick my KitKat Chunky into my girlfriend's Jammy Dodger, but she's just not into period sex.
 
OP needs to give more details. We hardly know anything about these Oreos to make a decision on what kind is the bet fit for him and his gf. Whys it gotten be golden, the normal Oreos taste better.


I feel like the OP meant something else, but I cannot get over the Oreos.
 
Well i been in a 3some and all i can say is this...and if you get it to work then follow these rules.

Focus on the girlfriend

Do not suggest to penetrate the the 3rd party right away. Or else they will show jealousy and it can abruptly end.

Let everything else happen naturally.

Again, I know the thought of a another girl is exciting and you want to put it in her right away but it will get your girl jelly.

Gauge the girlfriend and friends reaction first. See if it's okay, even if she says it's okay you double check. Your girl is your girl and the other is there for the ride. Not visa versa... Let her lead you.

With that said, i asked her, she asked a couple friends... One was open about it..time passed. Alcohol was involved with her and her friend after a night of partying, she invited me over with the implication and things happened. It's not really difficulty if she has a bi curious kinky friend. After a night of some drinking and grinding get her friend to come back home for more drinks. Make out with your chick, mirror neurons kick in getting the other girl aroused and then get your girl to make out with her and go on from there.

But i failed the rule of focus on your chick and it kind of ended abruptly. Still happened tho...so i cant complain...had to bring the my steady bop back sans friend to seal the deal tho.
 
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