You can't let your kids out without a fence? Are they having The Purge in your neighborhood? I feel real sorry for everyone who grew up without unsupervised outdoor play, it's just as glamorous as all the '80s movies make it look. Are things more dangerous today? Were people foolish to let their kids play unsupervised? The United States is a big place, maybe some areas really aren't safe for that sort of play.
I remember there was a little Africa-shaped island in the middle of a nearby river. We called it Africa. Further down the river, in the woods, there was a fence with a hole in it, which led right onto a nearby golf course.
There was a Puerto Rican family in a nearby neighborhood who sold these sick desserts called limbers (they pronounced it limbay) for a quarter. I want one of those.
Oh no. This is no good. My 2000s nostalgia has already been severely acting up, I've even been listening to Avril Lavigne and Simple Plan again, you can't make me think about the past this much. We have to go back. I need to go back.