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[BoboBrazil]

?!

 

[kumanoki]

?!

An apology.

Seriously.

And you'd better look hurt, or something.

 

[Drozmight]

a coupon for head.

 

[theo]

dont worry, you still have a month

 

[Justin Bailey]

Go buy a stuffed animal from a store. Quickly!

 

[Mike Works]

A MAF t-shirt. They're all the rage. With women.

*cough*

 

[kumanoki]

Actually, a coupon is a good idea. If you have a little bit of time and a little creativity, you can make her a 'One Free ----' Coupon. It's easy, free, and your S/O will like that you put a personal touch into the gift.

 

[DJ Sl4m]

Go to your local food store with about $30.00, you'll be fine.

 

[AntoneM]

cut a hole in a box, then sitdown, tell here to open the box...

"surprise honey, you got penis."

 

[MrAngryFace]

buy a bow, sneak into the house and stick it on her tv, then kiss your ass goodbye cause thats not gonna work either ya dumbshit.

 

[Pochacco]

gmail invite?

 

[skip]

give her the gift of enlightenment by explaining what a sham valentine's day is. she'll be sure to agree.

 

[MIMIC]

Filthy, raw, porno sex.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

uhh, can't you just show up with flowers? I mean everywhere sells flowers on valentines day. even till late, surely. Please tell me you haven't seen her all day though. I just picked up a rose on the way home and I was set.

Turn up with flowers. It's expected and it's your obviously only course of action. Unless you think real hard about something fast and you probably wouldn't be asking us if you were good at that......

 

[SlickWilly223]

Card, Stuffed animal, rose. Now!

 

[Grubdog]

Gifts are a waste of money, just tell her something she's never heard before or do something you've never done before, she'll like it more and you'll save money.

 

[belgurdo]

Just pull some flowers out of her yard and tie them with ribbons. Make sure to wash off the dirt first

 

[pxleyes]

grab a mint and go eat out, if you know what i mean.

 

[Deleted member 4784]

Go buy tickets to a show and tell her that you were late in getting the gift for her because you had to stand in line for hours to purchas them. If you order them online, then tell her that you were on the phone for hours making transportation arrangements.

My dad used that last minute wonder on my mom every V-Day and she never did catch on. :lol

 

[-=DoAvl=-]

Get her a date with me....

it'll be the best decision of your life

 

[Wellington]

grab a mint and go eat out, if you know what i mean.

:lol That's exactly what I was gonna suggest.

 

[android]

grab a mint and go eat out, if you know what i mean.

Wow, they can smell your bad breath with it!!!!!!!!!! :lol