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Fuck you have to be 18+ to see Gwar?

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SlickWilly223

Time ta STEP IT UP
My friends already bought tickets for this bitchass and we're all 16.

It's in NYC, NY and we really wanted to see this. :'(

So... where can we get fake IDs?? :D
 
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Jim Bowie

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I'm so sorry! Everyone should see GWAR in concert... you don't have to be 18+ to buy GWARchives, though. Sorry about your luck.
 
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B'z-chan

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Gwar rocks i was 15 when i saw them. They kicked some ass took my name killed some people all in one 3 hour event.
 
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IJoel

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GWAR ROX!
 
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jooey

The Motorcycle That Wouldn't Slow Down
gwar isn't just dudes in costumes, right? I mean they're real monsters?
 
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White Man

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When I saw them a number of years back, Oderus impregnated a nun (I think it was a nun), then ripped out the fetus and used it as a condom to have sex with an alien. I believe the ensuing alien baby, or maybe just the entire alien, was fed to the Earth Maggot. By the way, they're playing in Seattle relatively soon. . .anyone up for that?
 
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happyfunball

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That doesnt sound right...i was 16 when i saw them so you shouldnt have a problem

Just remember to wear clothes that you dont really care about gettin fucked up
 
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aoi tsuki

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happyfunball said:
That doesnt sound right...i was 16 when i saw them so you shouldnt have a problem

Just remember to wear clothes that you dont really care about gettin fucked up
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Sounds like an ICP show, in which cased "fucked up" means "getting soaked with a nastyass, locally-made soda". Fun times.
 
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White Man

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Yes, if you go to a GWAR show, be prepared to be sprayed with substitutes for just about every bodily fluid you could imagine. . .and even a few you can't imagine.
 
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FortNinety

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I'm going. Can't wait!

And the whole having to be 18+ is such bullshit. I don't know how many people I know who started going to their shows when they were like 13. I blame the venue. It's a very un-GWAR place for the show actually.
 
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BobbyRobby

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Their live shows are pretty ridiculous, but the craziest live band, by far, is Bad Luck 13. They aren't even funny though, just pure evil.

They were whipping flourescent light-tubes out into the audience, and committed various other atrocities.
 
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sefskillz

shitting in the alley outside your window
I'd imagine it's the venue imposing the 18+ limit. Probably related to alcohol. I doubt you'll get in without being carded.
 
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Jim Bowie

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BobbyRobby said:
Their live shows are pretty ridiculous, but the craziest live band, by far, is Bad Luck 13. They aren't even funny though, just pure evil.

They were whipping flourescent light-tubes out into the audience, and committed various other atrocities.
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That's just a dick move. I wouldn't want to see the band.

Another insane band is Mr. Bungle... are they still around?
 
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FortNinety

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Jim Bowie said:
That's just a dick move. I wouldn't want to see the band.

Another insane band is Mr. Bungle... are they still around?
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Agreed with not wanting get anywhere near the shitty sounding antics of band like Bad Luck 13.

As for Bungle, I think Patton is busy these days with Fantomas.
 
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Prospero

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GWAR is still together??

The members of that band must be 35-40 years old by now, unless they've rotated them out for new ones. I remember the kid that sat next to me in my physics class in high school showing up for class one day in the shirt he'd worn to a GWAR concert the night before, completely drenched in fake blood. Everyone stared at him the whole class period like he was nuts.

And they're not letting 16-year-olds in? What is the very definition of a band you go to see in high school, if it is not GWAR?
 
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pnjtony

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GWAR fucking rules. i used to work at a record shop and they did a signing there. They changed in our bathroom into their costumes and put fake shit all over the walls...I think it smells worse than shit whatever it was. They fucking destroyed the place but it was awesome....except for the clean-up till 4AM
 
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SlickWilly223

Time ta STEP IT UP
pnjtony said:
GWAR fucking rules. i used to work at a record shop and they did a signing there. They changed in our bathroom into their costumes and put fake shit all over the walls...I think it smells worse than shit whatever it was. They fucking destroyed the place but it was awesome....except for the clean-up till 4AM
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Haha, that's fucking kick ass.
 
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SlickWilly223

Time ta STEP IT UP
sefskillz said:
I'd imagine it's the venue imposing the 18+ limit. Probably related to alcohol. I doubt you'll get in without being carded.
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I dunno about that, you have to be 21+ to drink in America?
 
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Gantz

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Sucks to be you guys. I guess you're not enough to handle fake blood and cum shot all over you. GWAR is so fucking awesome live.
 
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