Funniest Cyberpunk 2077 bugs & glitches

This guy is a genius


Screw city mapping, pathfinding, gradual/proportional response and realism.

IF=player commits any crime
THEN=set all nearby police NPCs as hostile
IF=no police NPCs nearby
THEN=spawn hostile police NPCs in furthest free, connected ground tile in 15m radius from player

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I wish I got funny bugs. All I really get is floating drinks and cigarettes for the most part.
 
The only bugs I have encountered was a body floating in midair and not being able to pick up random objects.. kind of annoying when I am trying to loot an entire area and there's that one random object I can't seem to pick up despite staring straight at it from different angles.
 
Most fun bug I found out:
- my motorbike spawned inside other car, there was bit of fighting which one owns that bit of road for a while and then other car vanished.
- One person was t-posing inside bar at Jig Jig street, I talked to her and she commented something like some people find her weird.
- I was looting roof of a building in Badlands, abandoned village with Panam. Somehow I teleported something like 100m away to desert and had to walk back to building.
 
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My sprint button randomly didn't want to work any more.

Also, for some reason when I pull out my weapon it sometimes fires full auto. Got the police attention once which lead to an unnecessary gunfight with a lot of dead cops.
 
This happened to me on both PC & PS4. ;) Happens when you enter the car before the game updates it with the driver inside.



also when you die during a certain mission with Pam. The game forgets you were the passenger when loading the checkpoint and spawns you both behind the wheel
 
My cars and bike play games with me at times, i call one waiting for it to stop for it to then drive past me. then it likes me chasing it up the road for a mile or two... lol
 






Honestly it's not that surprising. It's not a coincidence you have to interact with a bathroom mirror before you can see your reflection. They've been looking everywhere how to improve the performance.
 
I wish I captured the guy I saw walking in car sit animation.

I did capture this though.


The fact it kept trying to fix itself yet still fell though the game world multiple more times before it did was really what had me laughing.
 







is that the one they patched that can happen if you exit brandance in the edit view?

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Seen some crazy funny new bugs of NPCs taking a piss in totally wrong places but can't find it.
 
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