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GA Sports Whores Fantasy Football League Draft - Saturday Sep 4 11:45am PDT

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Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
Ladies and gentlemen, I am looking to make a trade.

I have: A lot of good WRs.
I want: A decent backup RB.

I will peruse each of your teams and make potential offers to some of you, but take a look... up for grabs are...

Keyshawn Johnson
Dante Hall
Muhsin Muhammad
Rod Smith
Amani Toomer

Think about it. ;)
 

Bowser

Member
Wellington said:
Ladies and gentlemen, I am looking to make a trade.

I have: A lot of good WRs.
I want: A decent backup RB.

I will peruse each of your teams and make potential offers to some of you, but take a look... up for grabs are...

Keyshawn Johnson
Dante Hall
Muhsin Muhammad
Rod Smith
Amani Toomer

Think about it. ;)

Drop one of those WRs and grab Lamar Gordon; he's still available in the league and he's expected to get the bulk of the carries against Cincinnati.
 

Bowser

Member
Damnit, Rorschach, where are you?????

God, I'm gonna get owned this week. My starters:

QB D. McNabb
WR L. Coles
WR J. McCareins
RB C. Dillion
WR/RB K. Colbert
TE D. Graham
K L. Tynes
DEF PIT/WAS

I haven't decided on the D. Who should I take, PIT DEF against BAL OFF or WAS DEF against NYG OFF? The PIT DEF is penciled in as the starter, but that could change if you guys think it should.
 

Fifty

Member
Take the WAS D :D

I say that not only as a Baltimore fan, but as a person who knows that the Ravens are ready to score a lot this week....Well, at least more than the Giants will score. :p
 
Rors too busy crying over not able to make acquisitions...

oh man, brutal week, Triumph kicks the shit out everyone this week, with Rors... but Randy Moss needs to play tonight.

Lots of injuries right now, check your teams. Winslow out for 8 weeks :lol
 

Miguel

Member
WasabiKing said:
Rors too busy crying over not able to make acquisitions...

oh man, brutal week, Triumph kicks the shit out everyone this week, with Rors... but Randy Moss needs to play tonight.

Lots of injuries right now, check your teams. Winslow out for 8 weeks :lol

Yeah, I saw that shit.

I'll have to find someone to pick up.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
mine, i won my game, but those were two shitty scores. yikes.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am looking to make a trade.

I have: A lot of good WRs.
I want: A decent backup RB.

I will peruse each of your teams and make potential offers to some of you, but take a look... up for grabs are...

Keyshawn Johnson
Dante Hall
Muhsin Muhammad
Rod Smith
Amani Toomer

Think about it. ;)

heh, is Michael Bennett of any interest to you? he's not gonna play till week 5, but i'll give him to you for any one of those wrs. he's bound to score with that offense.
 

Bowser

Member
Damnit I need a RB. Davis is out, Dillion has a bye, and no way in hell Tatum Bell's getting any play time this early in the season.

Fuck.

edit: Fantasy updates:

Winslow II: Out 8 weeks
D. McCallister: Out 5-6 weeks
J. Jones: Out 8 weeks
T. Maddox: Out 6 weeks
 
I've never thought I'd see the TE position so fucking thin. Fauria isn't playing a game, I'm dropping his ass soon. Bubba Franks, my other TE, has gotten no more than 25 yds. And injuries are killing everyone.

AND Winslow and Heap are hurt
 

Bowser

Member
WasabiKing said:
I've never thought I'd see the TE position so fucking thin. Fauria isn't playing a game, I'm dropping his ass soon. Bubba Franks, my other TE, has gotten no more than 25 yds. And injuries are killing everyone.

AND Winslow and Heap are hurt

But D. Graham is kicking ass and taking names! :D
 

Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
WasabiKing said:
I've never thought I'd see the TE position so fucking thin. Fauria isn't playing a game, I'm dropping his ass soon. Bubba Franks, my other TE, has gotten no more than 25 yds. And injuries are killing everyone.

AND Winslow and Heap are hurt

And Shockey is being a fucking douche bag and not catching anything.

:lol :lol :lol :lol @ my grand total of 18 points this week. Goddamn.

I think I will take you up on your Bennett offer Em... how about Rod Smith?
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
that's fine.


and :lol :lol, i barely beat you. 28-18, we had monster weeks.

i blame fred "i'm not injured anymore, i just suck" taylor, and peerless "i'm a bust" price
 
I was so reluctant to pick up Curtis Martin on draft day... At least this season will be interesting, with so many stars hurting right now...
 

Rorschach

Member
WasabiKing said:
Rors too busy crying over not able to make acquisitions...
First of all, I answered him in PM. Secondly, that's the whole deal. I can't trade, make an offer, add or drop. All I can do is waiver by...doing nothing. And on top of that, the page wouldn't update for me until today in the evening.

I'm kinda curious as to what the trade offer was, btw
 

Bowser

Member
Rorschach said:
First of all, I answered him in PM. Secondly, that's the whole deal. I can't trade, make an offer, add or drop. All I can do is waiver by...doing nothing. And on top of that, the page wouldn't update for me until today in the evening.

I'm kinda curious as to what the trade offer was, btw

Oh you couldn't even see it? It was S. Davis and L. Fitzgerald for D. Foster. I canceled since you couldn't trade and then traded Fitzgerald for K. Jones.
 

Rorschach

Member
Ah, I see.

Well, here are the finals:

neo-neo-Raiders 72
vs
Orlando Rage 54

Carr2Davis2Johnson 46
vs
Al Davis' Nightmare 72

D's Upper Deckers 54
vs
Cats2005Champs 61

Las Vegas Jordans 42
vs
Disgraceland Elvises 71

New York Kohans 18
vs
Eminem/THANK YOU MIG 28

Ghost Of Jgar 25
vs
HereComesThePain 41

There are only 2 undefeated teams now (Al Davis' Wetdream and Disgraceland Elvises).
 

Bowser

Member
WTF...

McCareins - bye
Colbert - bye
Graham - bye
Dillon - bye
Davis - bye (though he probably wouldn't have played anyway)

Fuuuuuck...

My starters:
QB - McNabb (I'm good here)
WR - Curry (Damn, hopefully he has a big game against TB)
WR - empty
RB - K. Jones
TE - empty
WR/RB - T. Bell (who probably won't even play)

To reiterate, fuck.
 

Bowser

Member
Heh, Dropped Curry for M. Robinson and dropped the WAS DEF for T. Glenn, but I still don't have a TE :/ and I'm not gonna drop D. Graham, McCareins, Colbert, S. Davis, Brady, or Dillon to pick up some no name TE off the wavier wire. *sigh* Looks like I'm going without a TE and a guy who's probably not even playing at my flex position :(
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
the current scores, minus the 3 games that have yet to be played(obviously):



Eminem/THANK YOU MIG 110
Ghost Of Jgar 21



Carr2Davis2Johnson 37
Orlando Rage 16



D's Upper Deckers 24
Al Davis' Nightmare 43



Las Vegas Jordans 52
neo-neo-Raiders 59



New York Kohans 64
Disgraceland Elvises 36




HereComesThePain 71
Cats2005Champs 24


FMT, your ass got SACKED
 

Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
NICE! TRENT GREEN! TIKI BARBER! JACKSONVILLE! MARVIN HARRISON! ... and Dante Hall... fucking punk.

Makes up for my 18 points last week, still need Keyshawn to play.

And fucking MANNING needs to fucking pass it to HARRISON a bit more. Fuck Reggie Wayne!

Thanks a lot for the scores Em.
 
Not a good week for the Niners, haha. In the meantime, I have a poem for all of you, as told by the Late John Facenda, voice of the NFL:

The Autumn Wind is a pirate
Blustering in from sea
With a rollicking song he sweeps along
swaggering boisterously

His face is weather beaten
He wears a hooded sash
With his silver hat about his head
And a bristly black moustache

He growls as he storms the country
A villain big and bold
And the trees all shake and quiver and quake
As he robs them of their gold

The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won



Also, possible trade I'm thinking of... anyone possibly interested in Carolina D? Their bye week is now passed... just say so and I'll look over your team/offers.
 

Bowser

Member
Rorschach, if you don't see the PM, let me just tell you I've got a proposition for you that I sent by PM so answer soon if possible.
 
You're not going to derail this pain train, Bowser!

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Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
It's the battle of the Hispanics tomorrow as I face off with Mig. Each of us has three of our hometeam players on our teams. Looks like a good matchup on paper.
 

Rorschach

Member
Wellington said:
It's the battle of the Hispanics tomorrow as I face off with Mig. Each of us has three of our hometeam players on our teams. Looks like a good matchup on paper.
WTF am I, whitey?
 

Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
I'm screwed. Collins throwing an int, Toomer fumbling, Raiders handing off to Fargas for the TD instead of Zereoue, and I sat Keyshawn who caught a TD pass today in favor of Zereoue. :(

GG Mig. :(
 

Mrbob

Member
I've come so close to unloading Burress these last couple weeks but with Big Bad Ben at the helm it looks like I'm finally going to get some fantasy production out of Burress.

Too bad my number one point man, David Akers ( :lol :( ), has a bye week. But hopefully others around him can step it up!
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
scores so far:

Code:
 Eminem/THANK YOU MIG  50 
 Cats2005Champs 28  
 
 
 
 Carr2Davis2Johnson  54 
 New York Kohans 37  
 
 
 
 D's Upper Deckers 30  
 Las Vegas Jordans 47  
 
 
 
 Al Davis' Nightmare  30 
 Orlando Rage -3  
 
 
 
 Ghost Of Jgar 11 
 neo-neo-Raiders 21  
 
 
 
 HereComesThePain 23 
 Disgraceland Elvises 41

BAM. Die you panther loving bitch =p
 

Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
DAMN YOU COLLINS! DAMN YOU SAN DIEGO OFFENSE!

Even the MVP of the league, Tiki Barber, couldn't help propel me. A TD for Tiki, one for Shockey.

What kills you against Mig is that Carr hits Johnson for almost all of his TDs, and he has them both. It's a double whammy each passing TD, and he has Davis. ;)
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Code:
 Eminem/THANK YOU MIG  52
 Cats2005Champs 41  
 
 
 
 Carr2Davis2Johnson 61
 New York Kohans 38  
 
 
 
 D's Upper Deckers  32
 Las Vegas Jordans 60  
 
 
 
 Al Davis' Nightmare  55
 Orlando Rage 6  
 
 
 
 Ghost Of Jgar  54 
 neo-neo-Raiders 32  
 
 
 
 HereComesThePain  46 
 Disgraceland Elvises 58
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Code:
 Eminem/THANK YOU MIG  52 
 Cats2005Champs 41  
 
 
 
 Carr2Davis2Johnson  78
 New York Kohans 38  
 
 
 
 D's Upper Deckers  34 
 Las Vegas Jordans 65  
 
 
 
 Al Davis' Nightmare  55 
 Orlando Rage 6  
 
 
 
 Ghost Of Jgar  54 
 neo-neo-Raiders 32  
 
 
 
 HereComesThePain  51
 Disgraceland Elvises 58
 

Bowser

Member
Fucking media led me to believe Davis would play and then I find out that he's made inactive like 2 minutes before the game.

*sigh*
 

Miguel

Member
Wellington said:
DAMN YOU COLLINS! DAMN YOU SAN DIEGO OFFENSE!

Even the MVP of the league, Tiki Barber, couldn't help propel me. A TD for Tiki, one for Shockey.

What kills you against Mig is that Carr hits Johnson for almost all of his TDs, and he has them both. It's a double whammy each passing TD, and he has Davis. ;)
Carr2Davis2Johnson 78
New York Kohans 38

HOLY SHIT DUDE! I didn't even check my team, but i was gonna leave Carr and Johnson in anyway. :lol
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Code:
 Eminem/THANK YOU MIG  68  
Disgraceland Elvises 44  
 
 
 
 Carr2Davis2Johnson 14
 Ghost Of Jgar 38  
 
 
 
 D's Upper Deckers 63 
 New York Kohans 52  
 
 
 
 Al Davis' Nightmare 41 
 Las Vegas Jordans 14  
 
 
 
 Orlando Rage 73 
 Cats2005Champs 38  
 
 
 
 HereComesThePain 22 
 neo-neo-Raiders 17

BAM. J-Gar saved me this week
 

Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
F*CKING TRENT GREEN. ARGH F*CK YOU YOU SONOFABITCH.

If I wasn't empty at the WR/RB and TE positions I could have been a contender. ;(
 
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