GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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Been lurking the thread for a while. I guess it's my time to confess.

I grew up in a small town so everyone knew each other. In high school there was this "bully". I put it in quotes because he really never messed with me, or most people I knew. But he had a bad reputation with the students and the administrators. He was always in trouble for something.

One time he picked on one of my friends in class and humiliated him. In hindsight my friend was being a bit of an annoying prick and he probably deserved it. But for some reason I got it into my head that this bully needed to be put in his place and I was the person to do it. So that night I vandalized my friends lock and the lockers around it writing stuff like "faggot" all over them and at the bottom I signed it with the "bully"'s name.

The next morning when the principal and teachers saw it they were immediately all over the bully and they made him clean not only all those lockers but every locker in the school and rec-center next door. The weird part is that the guy never protested. He never complained or said he didn't do it, or even point out that only an idiot would've sign his vandalism. He just took it. Even when the other kids in school would make fun of him while he was cleaning the lockers he never said anything. He just took it like a champ, like he had done the crime and was fine doing the time. I thought that I'd get some joy out of watching him get in trouble instead it was just sorta depressing.

A month or so later the bully was expelled from school. There were all kinds of rumors as to why, but I know the locker thing was probably part of the decision to expell him. Then two weeks after he was expelled the bully committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.

I don't believe that the locker thing was a major reason for his suicide but it was obvious that he had a crappy life and I had helped make it crappier at a crucial part of his life so I feel partially responsible. No one knows that it was me that did the vandalism, and I've never told anyone, not even my wife. But it's been more than a decade and I still think about it.

BTW, <3 you ronito!
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I wonder if the reason that he didn't say anything was because maybe he wanted people to think he had done it, give him some more reputation, either that or his life was so bad at the time that he just didn't care. But that's even more depressing.

And I love you too, you terrible person you.
 
ronito said:
I wonder if the reason that he didn't say anything was because maybe he wanted people to think he had done it, give him some more reputation, either that or his life was so bad at the time that he just didn't care. But that's even more depressing.

And I love you too, you terrible person you.
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This one's just genuinely heart-wrenching when you start thinking about it.

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SquiddyBiscuit said:
That guy totally should feel responsible for the death of that kid.
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Really? Even if it was the reason for the suicide it's still not entirely on him. I mean who really believes that a vandal would be stupid enough to put their name on what they did, in school? But I highly doubt it's the whole reason behind it. Also it was the bully's choice.

I think the confessor has it right. He's not responsible but he's also not blameless.
 
This confession is less exciting than the other recent ones. Sorry!

I'm personal friends with a GAF moderator. I read GAF with an IM window open and send them links to posts when I think people should be banned. Sometimes it works. I don't deliberately choose people I disagree with, but accidents do happen.
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On behalf of all of GAF:
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I am actually curious as to who it might be. I don't have any personal (e.g. IRL) friends on GAF who could do that for me, so I don't know offhand.
 
The world is full of tattle tales, I assume mods are constantly getting PMs and tweets about threads that need to be "cleaned up" or users who need to be banned. Its no surprise a mod might have one of them as a friend
 
HamPster PamPster said:
The world is full of tattle tales, I assume mods are constantly getting PMs and tweets about threads that need to be "cleaned up" or users who need to be banned. Its no surprise a mod might have one of them as a friend
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Yeah, many of these confessions are probably fakes.
But even if this one was fake it'd seem to be pretty much in the Dan Rather school of facts. Not entirely true but very likely.
 
I have two...
1. This is the mild one: I hate my girlfriend's dog. To the point where I want to physically hurt him. He's a fucking hideous creature who barks at strangers and basically makes an ass out of himself constantly. She gives him this stupid voice and thinks he's the cutest thing on the planet. The worst part is she found him because I bailed on some plans and she ended up doing something else completely. It's all my fault this motherfucker didn't die as the disgusting stray that he is.
2. This is much, much worse. As a kid I was really fucked up sexually and would go on this all night masturbation kicks. Eventually they just didn't cut it so I tried, unsuccessfully thank christ, to fuck my cat.
To this day I try to convince myself it was a dream, but I know deep down it wasn't.
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The cat has long since forgiven me.
 
ronito said:
I really wish I could share email addresses cause I gotta say this confession with the email address combination easily made it twice as funny.

You know who you are. Well done my wet friend.
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Haven't viewed this thread in a week but I just saw this one. I am laughing so hard it hurts. Right under my pee pee rofl.
 
I have two...
1. This is the mild one: I hate my girlfriend's dog. To the point where I want to physically hurt him. He's a fucking hideous creature who barks at strangers and basically makes an ass out of himself constantly. She gives him this stupid voice and thinks he's the cutest thing on the planet. The worst part is she found him because I bailed on some plans and she ended up doing something else completely. It's all my fault this motherfucker didn't die as the disgusting stray that he is.
2. This is much, much worse. As a kid I was really fucked up sexually and would go on this all night masturbation kicks. Eventually they just didn't cut it so I tried, unsuccessfully thank christ, to fuck my cat.
To this day I try to convince myself it was a dream, but I know deep down it wasn't.
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What a doozy.
 
ronito said:
On behalf of all of GAF:
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Here's the twist:

It isn't two people, It's the same person. Whoever the mod is, also has a regular member account on GAF and he instant messages himself when he's browsing GAF on his regular member account and sees something bannable. Then he logs onto his Mod account and bans them.

Nobody would ever suspect, but I figured it out.
 
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