GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah
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NotTheGuyYouKill
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Unless you look like this:
don't bother.
I could get reconstructive surgery. With all my hoe-money I'll be looking like that in no time.
NeOak
Member
Unless you look like this:
don't bother.
You forgot his "extremely large penis".
Perspicacity
Banned
Even if he looked like that it still wouldn't work. The straight male gigolo is a myth, you may as well want to secretly be a unicorn.
Awesome Animals
Member
That guy actually was a straight male giggalo.
Well fine, I don't have to work straight.
Dead Prince
Banned
I'll teach you my ways then.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
No one's done anything shameful to confess in the last week?
The hell, GAF?
The hell, GAF?
Noisy Ninj4
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NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
That's actually not bad. Now you gotta elaborate on that!
Wait. Is salami a euphemism here?
That not shameful, that's smart money management.
Many moons ago I lit the hair of my friend on fire. She was sitting in front of me and I had a souped up lighter that had a flame way higher than I expected. So I started slapping her head to put out the fire. The tops of her hair all clumped/fused together, bus smelled like shit but ironically she wasn't even mad.
I'm going to die by her hands one day.
She's just playing a long game. She's going to marry you and slowly poison your food so that one day you die of seemingly natural causes. Revenge is best served cold so your last meal will be ice cream. Rocky Road motherfucker.
Noisy Ninj4
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Which is why I apologized for not having anything better.
Girlfriend wanted salami but it was the expensive shit. I said as much but she kept giving her cute eyes at me and eventually asked what it would take to get it. Hence, BJ for salami.
When I was a kid i was in a camp and we had this stupid game of hiding behind our bags and throw empty plastic bottles at each other. So I've got into this game hard and while hiding behind one I've ripped the zipper of one of the kids bag. No one was around so I've covered it up and didn't say a word.
Another kid was blamed for it and he was hated for the rest of the camp.
I still regret saying nothing, but to this day i have a problem with admitting my mistakes and fuckups.
Another kid was blamed for it and he was hated for the rest of the camp.
I still regret saying nothing, but to this day i have a problem with admitting my mistakes and fuckups.
There's a special place in hell for you.
You, sir, are worse than Hitler.
Well first off, I know you're thinking you're telling us a big secret. But everyone knows. Sure your wife and the youth groups and your pastor might think that you really don't. But everyone else knows the truth.
Second off, being afraid of your sexuality doesn't work. I've found that it's the romeo and juliet syndrome. The more you think about how you shouldn't want it the more you'll want it. (like if someone tells you not to eat any chocolate you'll want chocolate). Just accept that some stuff turns you on and that's ok.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Hey, maybe you'll get lucky and it turns out your wife is just as repressed as when it comes to porn.
Noisy Ninj4
Member
That'd be a great American Pie couple.
Maybe he'll get lucky and find out his wife was born a man.
Noisy Ninj4
Member
Uncured organic expensive crap. Not usually my thing, but it was worth it.
ronitoswife
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Ya know, I think you should actually be freaking out over the fact that you are doing the very thing that you are preaching to kids and people that they shouldn't do and that they'll go to hell over it. I mean, aren't you(according to your beliefs) building your own bridge to hell by 1) viewing porn and 2) lying to everyone around you by portraying yourself as someone who never touches the stuff and wouldn't think about touching the stuff because you must keep yourself clean before God.
Hmmmmm.......yah, if that was my belief then I would be more freaked out by that instead of you viewing porn in secret and liking it.
Hmmmmm.......yah, if that was my belief then I would be more freaked out by that instead of you viewing porn in secret and liking it.
ronito u r so wise
I decided I will cancel next semester because my carreer (Chemical Engineering) is shit (for me) and I want to study another one (Industrial Engineering). And I'm not telling my parents UNTIL I'm already in the other one. I'm going to hell I know, but I prefer that than living my life a misery in something I don't only dislike, but HATE and don't do well anyway.
Being serious for a moment, there's a decent amount of people who deal with transgender issues and studies who don't consider fetishes like this to be "gay". I know the knee-jerk reaction is to say that it is—however, your attraction doesn't lie in men who look like men, but in people who still have some male... uhm, benefits... but who look, act, and present as female.
The discussions about attractions such as this and where they come from are complex, but there's no reason to be worried that you might be gay because of that fetish. Obviously, the inclusion of an extra penis (or two, or more, depending on the video) doesn't make your interests clear-cut, but it also is a long way from designating you as homosexual.
For example, some guys enjoy it when their woman uses a strap-on. That doesn't mean they have any interest in being with a man—it means that they just enjoy a girl who can penetrate as well as be penetrated. And, as ronito pointed out, people sometimes obsess way too much over their fetishes. It's okay to like things just because you like them, without being able to fully explain why you do. Having different likes and interests and turn-ons is what makes life exciting!
Plus, cute transgirls are hot. *heh*
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Hey man, with individuals like Bailey Jay out there, even the most straight dudes are a little confused. It's okay. It's okay.
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
Fact.
Chuckie
Member
So true.
Perspicacity
Banned
You're a really bad person.
You know all of the anxiety and fear you feel about your porn habits? You're creating those exact same emotional hang-ups in the kids that you preach to. It is very likely that your porn habits will ruin your relationship at some point - not because of some bullshit "inherent evils of porn", but because you and your wife can't deal with your sexuality like a normal couple.
This would be fine and dandy, except you're trying to prevent these kids from developing a healthy understanding of sexuality and normal outlook on porn, repeating a cycle that you yourself have already seen fail.
As an aside - gay men aren't into (female) transgender porn so you probably aren't gay, but you very likely have some bisexual tendencies. If this is a big deal then you should talk to a sex-positive therapist (you and your wife should probably do this anyway).
Noisy Ninj4
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Make sure to do it in a bathroom and slip him at least a 20 if you enjoyed yourself.
And report back, of course.
Featheredkitten
Banned
I have seen them in tv and movies, but never in real life, though i am a lady....thus my bathrooms have couches and vanities and lotions and stuff.
Baconsaurus Rex
Member
All the women's bathrooms I've seen were definitely more disgusting than the men's bathrooms. Some even had little garbage cans for used tampons, they had blood everywhere
Never seen a glory hole though
The Anti-Monitor
Banned
Never seen a glory hole either. I thought they were porn movie exclusives.
Perspicacity
Banned
If you really need to see a gloryhole in the wild then check your local Craigslist Intimate Encounters page.
Featheredkitten
Banned
i've heard this from other guys but the only disgusting bathrooms i've been in were gas station bathrooms.
Noisy Ninj4
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Ronito, you of all people should know that the real world is crazier than fiction.
Creepy dudes and slutty chicks. Why would anyone stick their dick in a random hole? Seriously? Just on that assumption alone I figured they were just a porn thing.
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