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[Noisy Ninj4]

Creepy dudes and slutty chicks. Why would anyone stick their dick in a random hole? Seriously? Just on that assumption alone I figured they were just a porn thing.

IIRC it originated as primarily an avenue for gay sex during the last century. It had the whole removal of shame due to anonymity between partners thing. Eventually, it went hetero.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

How would you even schedule a glory hole thing? I mean, you'd have to schedule it, otherwise you'd just have some douchebag standing with his dick in the stall wall just waiting to see if maybe somebody will show up.

 

[Featheredkitten]

How would you even schedule a glory hole thing? I mean, you'd have to schedule it, otherwise you'd just have some douchebag standing with his dick in the stall wall just waiting to see if maybe somebody will show up.

isn't that how it works? that's what i always thought....random penii

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

isn't that how it works? that's what i always thought....random penii

Well, how do you know somebody wouldn't just grab your dick and super glue it to the wall or hit you or call the cops or something?

 

[Featheredkitten]

I dunno, i'm in my twenties and female, i don't have a problem with the whole...sex thing.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I dunno, i'm in my twenties and female, i don't have a problem with the whole...sex thing.

So you'd be down... or up... for glory holes? Is that what you're saying?

Cause that's nasty.

 

[Featheredkitten]

no no, i'm saying i don't know how they work because i've never needed to use glory holes.....what with being young and having tits.



And confidence....a lot of confidence.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

no no, i'm saying i don't know how they work because i've never needed to use glory holes.....what with being young and having tits.



And confidence....a lot of confidence.

Marry me.

 

[Featheredkitten]

Marry me.

Already engaged to Marrec, you missed your chance.

 

[ronito]

Already engaged to Marrec, you missed your chance.

No, there cannot be another married couple on GAF. I'll stand Cloudwalking and Jarosh just because out of respect for them. But this has got to stop!

 

[Featheredkitten]

No, there cannot be another married couple on GAF. I'll stand Cloudwalking and Jarosh just because out of respect for them. But this has got to stop!

*pshht* his last name is lame, i agreed to marry him, but there's no actual wedding plans in the works.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Already engaged to Marrec, you missed your chance.

 

[ronito]

*pshht* his last name is lame, i agreed to marry him, but there's no actual wedding plans in the works.

Oh well why didn't you say so. I agreed to marry Marrec a long time ago too.

 

[Featheredkitten]

Oh well why didn't you say so. I agreed to marry Marrec a long time ago too.

It's complicated

Also, i'd show you my engagement ring but i broke it a couple months ago...

 

[Llyranor]

Wait, hold on, I'm pretty sure I already agreed to marry marrec too. What the crap?

 

[B-Dubs]

It sounds like someone needs to make a confession...

 

[ronito]

Wait, hold on, I'm pretty sure I already agreed to marry marrec too. What the crap?

DP for everyone!!

 

[Featheredkitten]

DP for everyone!!

Yes...
My plan is coming together excellently...

(Edit: Marrec from behind me, reacting to my laughing: "Oh god, what have you done now?")

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Sex party at Marrec's house!

I'm not coming to it. But it's happening.

 

[B-Dubs]

Yes...
My plan is coming together excellently...

(Edit: Marrec from behind me, reacting to my laughing: "Oh god, what have you done now?")

What have you done? Made this thread a whole lot more interesting is what. Time for a good old fashioned GAF orgy party.

 

[Featheredkitten]

Sex party at Marrec's house!

I'm not coming to it. But it's happening.

There are some cute Pittsburgh gaffers...

 

[marrec]

Stop organizing Orgys on weekdays love.

 

[Featheredkitten]

Stop organizing Orgys on weekdays love.

But we're busy next weekend!


Spoil sport.

 

[Vermillion]

Stop organizing Orgys on weekdays love.

Adding "love" tot the end of a sentence makes it infinitely... classier? Better? Yeah, we'll go with better.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Adding "love" tot the end of a sentence makes it infinitely... classier? Better? Yeah, we'll go with better.

Depends on if you're from the North of England or not.

 

[ronito]

I got really drunk on Thanksgiving night and ended up peeing on the inflatable reindeer on my neighbor's front lawn. It's his fault though, I mean who puts up Christmas decorations this early? It's not even December yet for fuck's sake.

Did you pee on its face or its butt. I gotta know. I gotta know!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Did you pee on its face or its butt. I gotta know. I gotta know!

I hate Christmas. Especially Christmas decorations in November.

You did right, boy.

 

[ronito]

I hate Christmas. Especially Christmas decorations in November.

You did right, boy.

You hate christmas? I bet you hate poor people on Diwali too. You monster.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

You hate christmas? I bet you hate poor people on Diwali too. You monster.

Spoiler

I still feel so bad about that. Thanks for reminding me, I'd forgotten about it

 

[ronitoswife]

I hate Christmas. Especially Christmas decorations in November.

You did right, boy.

How can you hate Christmas? You don't have to celebrate the religious side of it to see how happy the holiday season can be.

 

[Lucian Cat]

You hate christmas? I bet you hate poor people on Diwali too. You monster.

Laughed way too hard at this. Poor NTGYK you'll never live that one down

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

How can you hate Christmas? You don't have to celebrate the religious side of it to see how happy the holiday season can be.

I'm dead inside.

Actually, I just don't like all the Christmas television, music, decorations, trees, all that jazz.

Halloween's more my speed.

Laughed way too hard at this. Poor NTGYK you'll never live that one down

 

[ronitoswife]

I'm dead inside.

Well after Diwali I'm not surprised!

 

[Lucian Cat]

Naww I still love you ;_;

 

[Noisy Ninj4]

I'm dead inside.

Actually, I just don't like all the Christmas television, music, decorations, trees, all that jazz.

Halloween's more my speed.

I like the cut of your jib.

 

[HiiiLife]

*reads page*

Whoa.

 

[FO-totality]

I'm dead inside.

Actually, I just don't like all the Christmas television, music, decorations, trees, all that jazz.

Halloween's more my speed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN_fmQLlR3s&t=4s

 

[strobogo]

IIRC it originated as primarily an avenue for gay sex during the last century. It had the whole removal of shame due to anonymity between partners thing. Eventually, it went hetero.

It only went hetero in porn. It is a strictly gay thing in the real world according to every porn star ever.

 

[Featheredkitten]

I'm dead inside.

Actually, I just don't like all the Christmas television, music, decorations, trees, all that jazz.

Halloween's more my speed.

But it's part of the magic of the season!

I love Christmas, but i get pissed when there's christmas decorations up before thanksgiving.

 

[Noisy Ninj4]

It only went hetero in porn. It is a strictly gay thing in the real world according to every porn star ever.

I'd believe it, considering how much easier it's be to just pick up a hooker.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN_fmQLlR3s&t=4s

Jokes on you motherfucker, I can just go buy my own cake!


God, that came out sounding a lot sadder than I thought it would :/

 

[Dariee]

What if there's someone with scissors on the other end? Yikes.

 

[Featheredkitten]

What if there's someone with scissors on the other end? Yikes.

you guys are dark. the internet has done bad things to the world, where someone can't stick their penis through a hole and expect some lovin', without worrying about superglue and scissors... *shakes head* it's sad, is what it is.

 

[B-Dubs]

you guys are dark. the internet has done bad things to the world, where someone can't stick their penis through a hole and expect some lovin', without worrying about superglue and scissors... *shakes head* it's sad, is what it is.

Superglue? Who said anything about that?! What would you do with it?!

 

[Featheredkitten]

Superglue? Who said anything about that?! What would you do with it?!

Right here:

Well, how do you know somebody wouldn't just grab your dick and super glue it to the wall or hit you or call the cops or something?

 

[ronito]

you guys are dark. the internet has done bad things to the world, where someone can't stick their penis through a hole and expect some lovin', without worrying about superglue and scissors... *shakes head* it's sad, is what it is.

at least no one said it could be their mom on the other side...until now..I guess.

 

[Nickiepoo]

Actually, getting the hole at the right height can be one of the biggest issues.

 

[ronito]

Actually, getting the hole at the right height can be one of the biggest issues.

 

[Solo]

Whats the story morning gloryhole?

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

My fleshlight had become all moldy because I hadn't used it in a while, but I couldn't risk disposing of it in our own bin. I also couldn't risk putting it in a random neighbor's bin. So I took it into the woods and dumped it there. I feel guilty knowing that a random critter might get its head stuck in it, but there was really no place for it to go..