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[trs1080]

Man, that line about paying $70 a month for a phone which no one calls was heartbreaking. I mean you could've included your cell and I would've called you. My one chance to make a $70 phone call. I'll never get that chance again Heartbreaking man.

But seriously if you have some moola go to a therapist .

To that person: Try meetup.com and see if there's anything for your interests. Or even for your issues (depression, maybe social anxiety). I've started using this site for getting out of the house and it's been really positive.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

You could also walk out of your lonely apartment and say hi to an equally lonely person.

 

[FairyD]

Man, that line about paying $70 a month for a phone which no one calls was heartbreaking. I mean you could've included your cell and I would've called you. My one chance to make a $70 phone call. I'll never get that chance again Heartbreaking man.

But seriously if you have some moola go to a therapist .

Damn, that guy sounds exactly like me.

Edit: Like Ronito said, try seeing a therapist. You don't really have anything to lose even if you find it to be a waste of time. I find it's about trying to find a therapist you feel comfortable opening up to.

 

[ronito]

My girlfriend is a republican and I'm a democrat. I've been trying to get her to try anal for months. She was certain Romney would win. So I bet her that if Obama would win she would let me in her ass, if Romney won I would let her fuck me up the ass with a strap on. She agreed. We even went to the sex shop and bought a strap on and some lube.

Thank god Obama won.

I know that you think you won and you're bragging.
But fact of the matter is, now there's a strap on in your house with your name on it and a woman that is looking to use it on you.
It's only a matter of time before it gets used on you.

 

[Atramental]

Bumping 'cause LOL at that latest confession.

 

[Jackben]

I know that you think you won and you're bragging.
But fact of the matter is, now there's a strap on in your house with your name on it and a woman that is looking to use it on you.
It's only a matter of time before it gets used on you.

republican ace in the hole

 

[Claude]

Jesus, that confession :lol

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I know that you think you won and you're bragging.
But fact of the matter is, now there's a strap on in your house with your name on it and a woman that is looking to use it on you.
It's only a matter of time before it gets used on you.

 

[NeOak]

lmao, its only a matter of time indeed

 

[HamPster PamPster]

Maybe that's the outcome the confessor secretly desires and is too ashamed to openly admit it. My guess is the bets get increasingly pathetic

I bet you can't throw that paper into the trash from here...
Here try again...
Third time's a charm?
OH JUST PUT IT IN THE TRASH MY ASS ALREADY

 

[Alligatorjandro]

holy shit lol

 

[ronito]

oh fuck

This just came into the confessional. Like the last one it was anonymized but I'd like to think this it's strap on boy realizing what he's in for.

 

[NoLootBoxDev]

I know that you think you won and you're bragging.
But fact of the matter is, now there's a strap on in your house with your name on it and a woman that is looking to use it on you.
It's only a matter of time before it gets used on you.

So much true, prepare the lube.

 

[Featheredkitten]

I know that you think you won and you're bragging.
But fact of the matter is, now there's a strap on in your house with your name on it and a woman that is looking to use it on you.
It's only a matter of time before it gets used on you.

one of my friends highly recommend this, it's apparently highly satisfying.

 

[ronito]

one of my friends highly recommend this, it's apparently highly satisfying.

for her or him?

 

[B-Dubs]

for her or him?

Probably her. I can't imagine he found it fun.

 

[Ferrio]

My girlfriend is a republican and I'm a democrat. I've been trying to get her to try anal for months. She was certain Romney would win. So I bet her that if Obama would win she would let me in her ass, if Romney won I would let her fuck me up the ass with a strap on. She agreed. We even went to the sex shop and bought a strap on and some lube.

Thank god Obama won.

That was a win win scenario.

 

[Like the hat?]

I nominate ronito for best thread

 

[Lion Heart]

Man, that line about paying $70 a month for a phone which no one calls was heartbreaking. I mean you could've included your cell and I would've called you. My one chance to make a $70 phone call. I'll never get that chance again Heartbreaking man.

But seriously if you have some moola go to a therapist .

The sad thing is I'm totally jealous of this guy. Good money, own place, works at home? Goddamn I want this. Email Ron Ron and tell him what you do and how I can be one.

 

[ronito]

I nominate ronito for best thread

I'm a cat not a thread.

Also speaking of cats, I guess FeatherKitten was talking about "her" and not "him."

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I'm a cat not a thread.

Also speaking of cats, I guess FeatherKitten was talking about "her" and not "him."

You're the cat of my heart.

 

[balddemon]

lol i sent in a couple confessions while i was banned, i'm sure ronito knows which i did. they weren't very interesting though.

 

[ronito]

I've been an Atheist for many years, I believe in nothing that is supernatural. I view the bible, and all religious texts, the same way you would the Brothers Grimm.

Here's the rub. I feel a deep longing for a loving spiritual connection with the Christian god. I know it's because it's how I was conditionioned as a child.

I try, and succeed, to find beauty and depth in the majesty of the natural universe but in my deep heart I'm angry and sad that god isn't real.

The worst thing is that, as a man who tries to stay logical, I know that I can wish and wish 'till my heart wilts from wishing and he will never be real. I wish he was.

I'm so lonely all the time.

I know the feel bro.
There are days I just wish that I was that one special creation that was important to an omnipotent god. It was a good security blanket.

But at the same time, there's much beauty in truth and the glory of universe doesn't need a paternal god to be any more beautiful.

I know how you feel. At times I wish I was still a kid and didn't have to worry about bills and all that. But all being said, I'd much rather be a grown up.

Read this:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5015557

it helps

 

[Juicy Bob]

I can sort of relate. To me, it wasn't that I wanted there to be a God but that I wanted there to be something beyond death, instead of just nothingness for eternity. That used to freak me out when I was younger.

Then I realised that I was already 'dead' (didn't exist) for trillions of years before I was ever born and that wasn't so bad. Now it doesn't really bother me anymore and I focus on trying to enjoy my life and spend it with the people I care most about.

 

[Featheredkitten]

for her or him?

Probably her. I can't imagine he found it fun.

No cats, he's a him. He finds it quite enjoyable. his lady friend enjoys it too.

 

[Nickiepoo]

Gotta milk that prostate.

 

[B-Dubs]

No cats, he's a him. He finds it quite enjoyable. his lady friend enjoys it too.

I can't say I know that feel.

 

[ronito]

No cats, he's a him. He finds it quite enjoyable. his lady friend enjoys it too.

Well for him I guess it makes sorta sense I guess, physiologically nerve endings are nerve endings.

But don't really see what there is for her though honestly.

 

[ronito]

I can sort of relate. To me, it wasn't that I wanted there to be a God but that I wanted there to be something beyond death, instead of just nothingness for eternity. That used to freak me out when I was younger.

Then I realised that I was already 'dead' (didn't exist) for trillions of years before I was ever born and that wasn't so bad. Now it doesn't really bother me anymore and I focus on trying to enjoy my life and spend it with the people I care most about.

That's an interesting way to look at it.
What I beautiful is THE CIRCLE OF LIFE Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba!!

 

[Willenium]

CONFESSION: i kind of wish i had spelled Willennium correctly when i registered, but i've come to love it.

 

[Jackben]

CONFESSION: i kind of wish i had spelled Willennium correctly when i registered, but i've come to love it.

I love your avatar, willenium.

 

[ronitoswife]

I know that you think you won and you're bragging.
But fact of the matter is, now there's a strap on in your house with your name on it and a woman that is looking to use it on you.
It's only a matter of time before it gets used on you.

Yeah! Watch your back!

 

[Cyan]

Ruh-roh, shit just got real!

 

[Perspicacity]

Well for him I guess it makes sorta sense I guess, physiologically nerve endings are nerve endings.

But don't really see what there is for her though honestly.

Plenty for her to enjoy, I've heard women really like the shifted power dynamic etc. Some people enjoy sex in different ways than just smashing a couple of parts together.

I mean personally I'm mostly a fan of finding a wet hole and thrusting, but I just learned about "saline balls" (don't Image Search this) so I don't think any other fetishes phase me at the moment.

 

[Jackben]

but I just learned about "saline balls" (don't Image Search this) so I don't think any other fetishes phase me at the moment.

Why...why?!

Curiosity is a terrible thing

 

[brokenbeans]

I once noticed a girl in a wheelchair with a low-cut top I then proceeded to walk behind her and hover directly over her so I could get a good view.

 

[B-Dubs]

Why...why?!

Curiosity is a terrible thing

Mother of god, I should not have looked. >.<

 

[balddemon]

Mother of god, I should not have looked. >.<

there's one guy who did a write up of how he inflated his balls with saline solution. it's fuckin weird. but yeah i read it.

Spoiler

and i was mildly aroused by the thought of having a sack capable of holding 2 basketballs

 

[HamPster PamPster]

Thanks to balddemon I don't even need to look

Excuse me while I uncomfortably shift around in my chair for the next hour

 

[ronito]

Yeah! Watch your back!

Confessor, this is all your fault!

 

[Featheredkitten]

there's one guy who did a write up of how he inflated his balls with saline solution. it's fuckin weird. but yeah i read it.

Spoiler

and i was mildly aroused by the thought of having a sack capable of holding 2 basketballs

ah man, i didn't need to know!

 

[GungHo]

Probably her. I can't imagine he found it fun.

Broaden your imagination.

 

[ronitoswife]

Confessor, this is all your fault!

HAHAHAHAHA! Oops! I meant to tell the confessor to watch his back! I guess I should have clarified that.

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

I regularly cum inside towels and then put them back for other people to use.

 

[jasonng]

My girlfriend is a republican and I'm a democrat. I've been trying to get her to try anal for months. She was certain Romney would win. So I bet her that if Obama would win she would let me in her ass, if Romney won I would let her fuck me up the ass with a strap on. She agreed. We even went to the sex shop and bought a strap on and some lube.

Thank god Obama won.

Oh maaaaaaaaaaaaan, there was a lot riding on that bet. I don't doubt the confessor was confident but he must of felt doubts, maybe some remorse, during the election.

 

[Az987]

I regularly cum inside towels and then put them back for other people to use.

I work at a factory that makes those little medical masks doctors wear. I cum on everything.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I once noticed a girl in a wheelchair with a low-cut top I then proceeded to walk behind her and hover directly over her so I could get a good view.

Well... if you're gonna wear a low cut top, it's nice to be appreciated I suppose.

I regularly cum inside towels and then put them back for other people to use.

I work at a factory that makes those little medical masks doctors wear. I cum on everything.

 

[abstract alien]

Dear Buddha, can you give me a sign that explains what the hell I just stumbled into?

 

[dreamcastmaster]

Dear Buddha, can you give me a sign that explains what the hell I just stumbled into?

goatsee.jpg

 

[Featheredkitten]

I work at a factory that makes those little medical masks doctors wear. I cum on everything.

:O Please be kidding.