GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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Celegus said:
This new lack of anonymity certainly paints some interesting pictures. Hooray for forward thinking and open mindedness?
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Welcome to my world. I will say though, that for some of you my perception of you has forever changed. And usually not for the better.
 
ronito said:
Welcome to my world. I will say though, that for some of you my perception of you has forever changed. And usually not for the better.
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Just going by what people have said, we've got some weird dudes in here. I'd love to see some of the stuff that was no good to post, considering all we've already seen.
 
B-Dubs said:
Just going by what people have said, we've got some weird dudes in here. I'd love to see some of the stuff that was no good to post, considering all we've already seen.
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either that or people are just trying to troll and make a name for themselves similar to blame space. no one can replace the blame.
 
my brother apparently abandoned his wife and newborn son because he's a drug addict, and if I could get away with it, I would kidnap the kid and raise him as my own.
 
I NEED SCISSORS said:
My fleshlight had become all moldy because I hadn't used it in a while, but I couldn't risk disposing of it in our own bin. I also couldn't risk putting it in a random neighbor's bin. So I took it into the woods and dumped it there. I feel guilty knowing that a random critter might get its head stuck in it, but there was really no place for it to go..
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I'd love that to be found by some future archaeologist so they can make all sorts of vague assumptions of how humans lived during the 21st century. Obviously video's don't exist anymore around that time.

Typed this before I saw someone already posted the video of the alien fleshlight found in China
 
So for those few in the know about Proletariat Soap. It was Dish Network.
And there's a commercial with the CEO on there wishing everyone merry christmas. I almost fall out of my chair laughing every time I see it. I share this so you too can laugh when you see the commericials. The one or two of you that know. Keep it secret though, keep it safe.
 
When i'm at the toilet I sometimes get some double backed toilet roll and wrap it round my hand, then as i'm doing a jobby i'll catch it as it's coming out. This keeps it all in one piece and feels slightly satisfying. There's no practical reason to do this, but i've got a little personal record going for doing the biggest shit without it breaking.
 
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I NEED SCISSORS said:
When i'm at the toilet I sometimes get some double backed toilet roll and wrap it round my hand, then as i'm doing a jobby i'll catch it as it's coming out. This keeps it all in one piece and feels slightly satisfying. There's no practical reason to do this, but i've got a little personal record going for doing the biggest shit without it breaking.
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Wat
 
I NEED SCISSORS said:
When i'm at the toilet I sometimes get some double backed toilet roll and wrap it round my hand, then as i'm doing a jobby i'll catch it as it's coming out. This keeps it all in one piece and feels slightly satisfying. There's no practical reason to do this, but i've got a little personal record going for doing the biggest shit without it breaking.
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I can't stop laughing oh man loloolol
 
I NEED SCISSORS said:
When i'm at the toilet I sometimes get some double backed toilet roll and wrap it round my hand, then as i'm doing a jobby i'll catch it as it's coming out. This keeps it all in one piece and feels slightly satisfying. There's no practical reason to do this, but i've got a little personal record going for doing the biggest shit without it breaking.
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Just when I thought we couldn't fall lower.
 
Is this a disgustingness oneupmanship thread, or an anonymous confession thread?

If you want it in here, send it to ronito.
 
I NEED SCISSORS said:
When i'm at the toilet I sometimes get some double backed toilet roll and wrap it round my hand, then as i'm doing a jobby i'll catch it as it's coming out. This keeps it all in one piece and feels slightly satisfying. There's no practical reason to do this, but i've got a little personal record going for doing the biggest shit without it breaking.
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Yeah...I think we're done here.
 
I NEED SCISSORS said:
When i'm at the toilet I sometimes get some double backed toilet roll and wrap it round my hand, then as i'm doing a jobby i'll catch it as it's coming out. This keeps it all in one piece and feels slightly satisfying. There's no practical reason to do this, but i've got a little personal record going for doing the biggest shit without it breaking.
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DUDE, STAHP!
 
I NEED SCISSORS said:
When i'm at the toilet I sometimes get some double backed toilet roll and wrap it round my hand, then as i'm doing a jobby i'll catch it as it's coming out. This keeps it all in one piece and feels slightly satisfying. There's no practical reason to do this, but i've got a little personal record going for doing the biggest shit without it breaking.
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Close this up, we are done. Damn dude, ANONYMOUS confessions mean we're not supposed to know it's you.
 
I NEED SCISSORS said:
When i'm at the toilet I sometimes get some double backed toilet roll and wrap it round my hand, then as i'm doing a jobby i'll catch it as it's coming out. This keeps it all in one piece and feels slightly satisfying. There's no practical reason to do this, but i've got a little personal record going for doing the biggest shit without it breaking.
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There's no going back for us guys, sure we can go back to talking about anonymous confessions...but we all know we've seen things these last few pages that will stay with us, things that we can never forget. It's changed us, forever.
 
I am still virgin (29). I had in the past multiple opportunities, but the fear to have a girl pregnant or get a STD scare the shit out of me.

I have a reputation of being a psychopath, maniac, merciless killer, etc, etc (lol). But I am really shy.All I really want is a GF, to start maybe a family in the future, most people would never believe that this is what I really want.
 
Amvient said:
I am still virgin (29). I had in the past multiple opportunities, but the fear to have a girl pregnant or get a STD scare the shit out of me.

I have a reputation of being a psychopath, maniac, merciless killer, etc, etc (lol). But I am really shy.All I really want is a GF, to start maybe a family in the future, most people would never believe that this is what I really want.
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What.
 
Amvient said:
I am still virgin (29). I had in the past multiple opportunities, but the fear to have a girl pregnant or get a STD scare the shit out of me.

I have a reputation of being a psychopath, maniac, merciless killer, etc, etc (lol). But I am really shy.All I really want is a GF, to start maybe a family in the future, most people would never believe that this is what I really want.
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Why do I think there is another confession you can make that would be more interesting? Also buy some condoms dude.
 
Amvient said:
I am still virgin (29). I had in the past multiple opportunities, but the fear to have a girl pregnant or get a STD scare the shit out of me.

I have a reputation of being a psychopath, maniac, merciless killer, etc, etc (lol). But I am really shy.All I really want is a GF, to start maybe a family in the future, most people would never believe that this is what I really want.
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just go to a party and get drunk and have sex
the best birth control is giving the girl a fake name
 
whipped cream tastes so good. I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to it. I actually have a can of whipped cream right next to me and I am periodically take shots from it, in between pulls of miller lite. so delicioso
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And for extra points continue the hits after all the whipped cream is gone.
 
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