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[SteveWinwood]

...Man, are these types of threads popping up more lately or is it just me?

Seems it to me.

 

[jasonng]

...Man, are these types of threads popping up more lately or is it just me?

I still like my cicada analogy.

 

[R3TRO]

Not what I expected when I read the title but OP did entertain.

 

[Az]

...Man, are these types of threads popping up more lately or is it just me?

Season of simp.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

...Man, are these types of threads popping up more lately or is it just me?

Spring. Simps have awaken from hibernation.

 

[giancarlo123x]

I almost feel bad for OP making up these fake personas.

 

[Saganator]

...Man, are these types of threads popping up more lately or is it just me?

I'm starting to think people are trying to one up each other.

 

[Sinr1]

More about the 16yr old Pimp Lord please, we must know more about them sistah's #yolo #swag

 

[.GqueB.]

A lot of "life" threads on GAF these days. I prefer this.

 

[Kid Ska]

More about the 16yr old Pimp Lord please, we must know more about them sistah's #yolo #swag

Seriously. I was hoping OP would be able to explain that before getting the boot.

 

[Blargonaut]

I expected rightful compensation for my contributions.

 

[OverlordSteph]

LOOOL Im dead

 

[Messofanego]

lol

 

[Acorn]

You can tell it's spring. Gaf catching feelings everywhere.

 

[Mononoke]

I don't condone reading her personal chats. But at least you know. Move on. Although you didn't need to read her chat logs to know she is just using you and not serious (romantically).

 

[AlexMogil]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I expect compensation
For the homework I do

 

[Omegasquash]

Now that the sun is out I guess all the nice guys are sharing their stories? Fuck is going on with this?

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

Daily friendzone thread? Subscribed.

Seriously, this is some of the best shit I've read. I'm totally up for this to become a standard thing.

 

[akira28]

I can't even make it through the OP. I'll come back later when my attention span isn't completely legit shook.

 

[MercuryLS]

Girl: "Do something for me and I'll reward you with sex"

Bail out.

 

[AlexMogil]

Seriously, this is some of the best shit I've read. I'm totally up for this to become a standard thing.

 

[Omegasquash]

Girl: "Do something for me and I'll reward you with sex"

Bail out.

Simping Dudes 101

Seriously if anyone ever puts a price on it, it ain't worth it. Sex isn't a reward.

 

[andycapps]

Perfection.

 

[MercuryLS]

Fucking dead.

 

[TheJLC]

Lol red flags everywhere.

 

[Mistel]

Well this is quaint the OP was simping very hard it seems.

 

[Cipherr]

I expected rightful compensation for my contributions.

Where is this crap coming from. Theres no way this is coincidental. All the MRA bullshit and all these crazy relationship posts seem to have this in common. The whole "I did this, and you need to .... compensate me" thing.

 

[Sinr1]

Seriously. I was hoping OP would be able to explain that before getting the boot.

Just caught up and saw he was banned... Damn. I have a theory what happened though....

So, the girl purposely gave him her Facebook info so he could find Young Pimp Lords messages. He found Young Pimp Lords messages and started getting all stranger danger because of it. (It's scintificly proven by scientist and shit) That he would start stalking Young Pimp Lord as well.... Blah blah blah, to make a long story short, the OP was going to become one of Young Pimp Lords "Sistah's" as this was all a secret plot by Amber and Dylan to "make some monay!"

So basically this was like a pyramid scheme by the OP to get us to become "Sistah's" and Young Pimp Lord is at the top of it all. Thank god the OP was banned because my body was ready for Young Pimp Lord to make me a sistah

 

[Live Free or Die]

HAHAHAHA

 

[Joni]

Where is this crap coming from. Theres no way this is coincidental. All the MRA bullshit and all these crazy relationship posts seem to have this in common. The whole "I did this, and you need to .... compensate me" thing.

A generation of romantic comedies has learned men that they deserve the girl.

 

[MogCakes]

...Man, are these types of threads popping up more lately or is it just me?

The lingering aftermath of Valentine's Day.

 

[davepoobond]

This thread ended up a lot more boring than I thought it would be.

 

[Alcoremortis]

Awww... troll thread?

I'll confess, after these posts here:

If you ever got the full story, i'd be out of a job. Come on. I'm sure GAF can dig up another thread of mine a few months back.

But i'm a qualified detective. I have degrees and shit.

I was kinda hoping that it would turn out that OP was actually her professor or something. Just to add on the extra creep.

 

[Calion]

The funny part is, the OP is serious too.

 

[Moppet13]

I couldn't even get into the fake story, the way OP types made him sound like he was suffering from a major case of neckbeard. It's just so unusual.