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If I would have any superpower, it'd be the sort of pheromonal detection that babies have that lets them know when someone around them is going to get it on. Now, I'd use this superpower to its fullest--

Let's say that some guy in China is going to have sex. So I pick up my CockBlockPhone when I detect this, call him, and be all like "你的妈妈是死" and he'd be all like "什么?!" And his erection would go away and I'd win. Or even in Germany, I'd call a guy up and ask him why "mein Milchshake holt alle Jungen zum Gelände" and this would make his head explode.

My main villain would be, I don't know, some Spanish guy, I guess, named "Spanish Fly." I'd know when he was around, and punch him in the nuts.

Okay, so GAF, what would be your superpower?
 
I want the power of:-

NON-IMPORTANT-RPG-NPC-CHARACTER-SILENCE.

Every time I hear someone whittering away or talking bollocks then all their shit will be replaced with "..."

Ah bliss.
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
I'd have the power to make my penis grow to incredibly lengths.
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That power comes as standard on most human-carbon units.

Were you issued as part of gods Retard Pack?
 
COCKLES said:
That power comes as standard on most human-carbon units.

Were you issued as part of gods Retard Pack?
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Evolutionarily speaking, huge cock is the retard pack since it limits the partners you can have.

Small penis ho~ *raises arm*
 
The power to move you.
 
Sorry to be traditional, but I always thought invisibility would be awesome to have.

Basically for the spying...I mean, aside from the obvious, think of all the cool shit you could do.

Falling behind at work? Steal your co-workers ideas.
No bus fare? Jump right on.
E3? Walk past the entrance guards.

Basically you have access to a *lot* of shit for free.
 
Personally I would really dig super speed! No catching the bus or being late for school or work bitches!! I would win gold medals in the Olympics while I'm at it!!
 
I have the power to make people across the world break out into funky disco style dancing at will. I will even go a step further and name my superhero. From now on I shall be known as..... Disco Stan!!! :lol :lol
 
Mind Control!

I'd use it to alter horror movies so the dumb bitch leaves the house and goes to a motel 300 miles away instead of up the stairs to the haunted bedroom or the possessed toilet.

And maybe some light world domination, nothing too extreme.
 
Ok i've always wanted two powers. And right now i would take either one. I wish i was able to teleport into places. Like how nightstalker could do it. Just think about a place hard enough and be there. It would freak people out and it would be cool cause then i could be in two places at the sametime almost.

The other power would be having a armor like skin. Cause then i could be a cop or i could be a special assasin sent by the government to kill the bad guys. This along with my other power would make for one of the best combos ever. Just as long as it doesnt alter my physchial appearance i would be happy.

And i already have a superpower i can taste things and know what its made of. Its crazy i just noticed that if i fry my tastebuds they come back really quick. So i wonder if i could use that for something. I love complex tastes as well. Things that are a challenge are ethnic food and asian foods so many different spices and crap. But i could still tell you most of the stuff in it.
 
Umpteen said:
Mind Control!

I'd use it to alter horror movies so the dumb bitch leaves the house and goes to a motel 300 miles away instead of up the stairs to the haunted bedroom or the possessed toilet.
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Rule number 1 should be that nobody gets superpowers they don't actually understand in the first place.

I want the power to have sex with women from a distance. I want to have a woman orgasm while she's taking her wedding vows and where I'm not the husband.
 
xray vision (for example, through womens clothes) + invisibility + "Milky googun of death"

I'd make the world a better place by making it smell of fish.
 
Leon said:
Rule number 1 should be that nobody gets superpowers they don't actually understand in the first place.

I want the power to have sex with women from a distance. I want to have a woman orgasm while she's taking her wedding vows and where I'm not the husband.
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Rule #2 should be that people with no sense of humor should not get involved in joke threads.
 
Spike Spiegel said:
Invisibility or super-speed... which would be better for banging unsuspecting hot chicks, you think?


Hmmm...
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Invisibility, as super-speed would seem to go against having good sex :lol
 
Reality distortion field would be mine. Then I could live in my own little world despite whatever the rest of you might be doing :D
 
I've always thought the power to control the weather would be pretty sweet. You could make all kinds of cool entrances with a thunderclap and lightning in the background.
 
cloudwalking said:
I've always thought the power to control the weather would be pretty sweet. You could make all kinds of cool entrances with a thunderclap and lightning in the background.
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Have you ever dressed up like storm? :wub
 
I wouldn't want to bring too much attention to myself by having some major superpower, instead I would like something small scale like the power to make people have the hiccups or something. Just enough to annoy someone that pisses me off.
 
Kindbudmaster said:
I wouldn't want to bring too much attention to myself by having some major superpower, instead I would like something small scale like the power to make people have the hiccups or something. Just enough to annoy someone that pisses me off.
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that's not small. you could topple governments with that.
 
Phoenix said:
Reality distortion field would be mine. Then I could live in my own little world despite whatever the rest of you might be doing :D
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Don't you already have that power since you are a Mac fan? *runs*
 
I think I'm torn between wanting invulnerability, and wanting "The Word." Invulnerability is a hard power to beat; it's always on, and you can pretty much do any stupid thing you want and not have to worry about getting killed as a result.

On the other hand, having "The Word" means that when you tell people to go f*ck themselves, they'll actually do it. Literally. That's gotta come in handy.
 
MaestroRyan said:
do i smell pwnage?

oh yeah, but it's from that Hollywood for Revolution thread where you are consistenly owned

SAY WHAAAAT
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And you proabably believe that don't you? So cute.......
 
Spike Spiegel said:
I think I'm torn between wanting invulnerability, and wanting "The Word." Invulnerability is a hard power to beat; it's always on, and you can pretty much do any stupid thing you want and not have to worry about getting killed as a result.

On the other hand, having "The Word" means that when you tell people to go f*ck themselves, they'll actually do it. Literally. That's gotta come in handy.
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I saw that happen in a Wishmaster movie.

Prison inmate said his lawyer "...can go f*ck himself." and low and behold wish granted, lawyer legs bent backwards inhumanly and was screwing himself.
 
Spike Spiegel said:
On the other hand, having "The Word" means that when you tell people to go f*ck themselves, they'll actually do it. Literally. That's gotta come in handy.
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OMG, that might actually be better than the power to stop time!

I'm gonna have to choose carefully...*rubs chin*
 
I want to smell like bread baking in an oven and be able to turn it on and off at will. People will be too distracted with the heavenly aroma of baking bread to notice that I'm stealing their wallet and about to ram my boot in their nutsack.
 
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