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[NinjaBoiX]

Hand and Soap. Just like every other part of my body.

Yup. Cock, balls and ass, last thing washed, simply with my hands. Then wash hands. Cold water blast. Done.

 

[Davey Cakes]

I take advantage of my dogs!

But don't you have to apply peanut butter to your butt hole first? Seems counterproductive. I bet it feels good though!

x2

Utilizing baby wipes every time one drops kids off at the pool will minimize any effort needed once in the shower. Once you try them you'll be loathe to go back to toilet paper.

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Maybe people are turned off by the term "baby wipes" which is why they sell such things as "adult wipes" or "wet wipes" which are similar but don't have the same texture or smell. I buy the ones from Scott. They're great and I can't imagine going back to using just toilet paper. Like I said before, using the two in combination works really well since one wets the area and one dries it.

 

[LordCanti]

I use wet wipes and then hop in the shower to essentially bidet the area clean. After that, I blow dry to avoid the dreaded "red ass of doom".

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

I use wet wipes and then hop in the shower to essentially bidet the area clean. After that, I blow dry to avoid the dreaded "red ass of doom".

Do you poo from your anus, or does diarrhea just seep from the pores of your skin? Holy jeez.

 

[SnakeSlashRO]

I have a feeling some of GAF would be lost without GAF... this thread is hopeless...

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Got a question, GAF.

How do people learn and take-up personal hygiene methods? I assume our parents have taught us these things. For instance, how do you wipe? I assume you wipe the way you wipe because your parents toilet trained you.

 

[Viewtify]

Got a question, GAF.

How do people learn and take-up personal hygiene methods? I assume our parents have taught us these things. For instance, how do you wipe? I assume you wipe the way you wipe because your parents toilet trained you.

Use common sense. It has helped me wonders.

 

[LordCanti]

Do you poo from your anus, or does diarrhea just seep from the pores of your skin? Holy jeez.

I don't take an extra shower for the purposes of getting my brown star clean; I just happen to have my showers and defecations timed out to overlap. Why not get the area spotless if I'm in there anyway?

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

Soap/body wash in hand.
One leg up on tub edge.
Lather.
Bend over and let the shower stream hit bullseye while scrubbing with hand.

Ass washing is important.

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

Got a question, GAF.

How do people learn and take-up personal hygiene methods? I assume our parents have taught us these things. For instance, how do you wipe? I assume you wipe the way you wipe because your parents toilet trained you.

Parents for sure.
My mom trained me.
Front to back... front to back...
gargle, spit... gargle.. spit

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I use wet wipes and then hop in the shower to essentially bidet the area clean. After that, I blow dry to avoid the dreaded "red ass of doom".

You blow-dry your ass crack?

 

[theepicoftyler]

Lets say you get shit on your hand. Would you wipe it down with dry paper or rather wash it off?

I don't use my asshole to feed myself or greet other people.

 

[BIGWORM]

Hell yes, I wash my ass. I hit the "bullseye" with the shower head, then lather up with some good ol' Brut or Zest soap.

 

[LordCanti]

You blow-dry your ass crack?

Taint as well. I like to be bone dry.

 

[BIGWORM]

Taint as well. I like to be bone dry.

Gold Bond. Done, and done.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Parents for sure.
My mom trained me.
Front to back... front to back...
gargle, spit... gargle.. spit

Exactly. I've wondered this for years. Toilet threads have been a favorite on a lot of forums.

I think my parents (probably mom) did a great job training me on bathing myself and toilet training.

Thanks for the reply!

You blow-dry your ass crack?

lol! Perfect use of said gif

 

[LordCanti]

Gold Bond. Done, and done.

I do that as well, unless I'm expecting sex to occur that day.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I talc the region in the summer.

Sticky sack sucks.

 

[Gustav]

I don't use my asshole to feed myself or greet other people.

Then let's say your leg. Or on your back.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

I heard there's people that are too lazy to wash their legs.

 

[Devolution]

 

[velociraptor]

My method of cleaning my ass.

1. Dry wipe
2. Wet wipe until the tissue is spotless
3. Have a shower, aim showerhead at my ass for good measure, and use soap.

You can't be too clean.

 

[DominoKid]

Got a question, GAF.

How do people learn and take-up personal hygiene methods? I assume our parents have taught us these things. For instance, how do you wipe? I assume you wipe the way you wipe because your parents toilet trained you.

trial and error.

 

[Aguirre]

is nothing sacred with gaf?

sighs

Spoiler

yes

 

[Spawnling]

It's like the blind leading the blind.

 

[ffdgh]

Ofcourse. I Lather up the colth and scrub away.

 

[Trojita]

is nothing sacred with gaf?

sighs

Spoiler

yes

 

[FINALBOSS]

Yeah of course.

Dunno about you guys, but my ass gets smelly after a day.

 

[Duress]

I use the 3 sea shells.

 

[Clockwork]

Yes. I wash it just like the rest of my body.

Soap and water.

 

[Nekofrog]

Who the fuck uses a washcloth in 2013? barbarians

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

trial and error.

Ha. There's this thing in (at least) America called Toilet Training.

http://www.examiner.com/article/potty-training-separate-households

Edit: I do see your point though. I'm talking about the very basics of personal hygiene.

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

Shit
Wipe with wet wipes
Take an enema and either put it in microwave for 40 seconds or take hot tap water and add a couple teaspoons of salt
Squirt and hold for 5 minutes
Refill or use new bottle and repeat until water is more clear and mostly free of particles
(On Mondays or any other day you need a boost, feel free to replace the water with warm coffee or tea. It has a energizing effect and your gas passed smells different sometimes in a very good way)

Hop in the shower. I usually wash my genital area front and back last. I dont reuse washcloths so its not an issue

 

[Sis Focaccia]

never has anal rape been so funny

I'd say the best comic about anal rape is this one by Johnny Ryan

 

[Escape Goat]

I heard there's people that are too lazy to wash their legs.

Are those people really just you?

 

[Noaloha]

Never. Ever. Paleo butt. I heard it's better for your butt. No buts.

 

[GabDX]

I use my hands and no soap. Yep, that's right. My anus is baby smooth.

 

[entremet]

These are amazing.

 

[Ovid]

When doing your daily shower or bath what do you do?

Do you spray your butt with water using a handheld shower?

Do you clean your butt with soap and a washcloth every day?

Spoiler

Hopefully with a washcloth specifically for this only.

What if you don't have one of those handheld showers? Do you just let the water trickle down and call it a day?

What is the proper etiquette here?

LOL. What a thread topic.

 

[strata8]

I use my hands and no soap. Yep, that's right. My anus is baby smooth.

Yup, haven't used soap for almost a year now. All you need to do is collect water in your hand and use it to rinse around there and scrub with your fingers a bit.

Even if I did use soap, I'd never put it anywhere near my butt. Sounds like it could be painful.

 

[big_z]

Soap plus washcloth then rinse with removable shower head.


Not using a washcloth or loofa and only soap in hand does a pretty poor job at getting you clean.

 

[JB1981]

I take body wash, shove it up my ass and then clean my asshole. Girls appreciate clean assholes when giving blowjobs. So make sure you clean your asshole

 

[Slayven]

Soap plus washcloth then rinse with removable shower head.


Not using a washcloth or loofa and only soap in hand does a pretty poor job at getting you clean.

I can't even think about not having a washrag. You ain't getting clean.

 

[Mully]

I clean my butt twice a day. If I eat non gluten free, my stool becomes liquid. I have to go into the shower to fix it.

 

[racerx77]

"Take a bath, Wash yourself!Take a bath, show me what you're washing with."

 

[DY_nasty]

depends on how often i change my underwear

 

[BFIB]

Nothing better than a clean puckered starfish.

I find that through the day, I get sweat that just sits by my asshole.