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[Thorgal]

Forgive me father GAF for i have sinned .
I have eaten my scabs out of curiosity and an unconscious will to do so .
I have also eaten my boogers when out of sight and i didn't have a tissue .
I am a freak , a monster .

May lord GAF have mercy on my soul.

 

[Messofanego]

Ok, enough for a Scab Eater |OT|

Serious reply, yes I do. Surprised at the disgust in this thread, thought it was fairly common.

I do it as well. Sorry GAF, I'm a monster

Edit: I'm genuinely surprised how livid some of the responses are. And no, I don't know why I do it, just a habit I've had forever.

Yes. Well, not so much anymore, but it is something I did when I was younger.



Same reason you eat boogers.

Scabs are delicious.

I do this too. Suck it prudes

I eat my scabs.

Now I feel like some freak. Go on. Tell me how weird I am.

I used to but now I don't get any scabs.
I miss having scabs now

I remember the ones on my legs, with puss seeping out.

Forgive me father GAF for i have sinned .
I have eaten my scabs out of curiosity and an unconscious will to do so .
I have also eaten my boogers when out of sight and i didn't have a tissue .
I am a freak , a monster .

May lord GAF have mercy on my soul.

 

[Grizzo]

Time to sign him up for

 

[EvetS]

We have to go deeper. Does anyone eat herpes scabs?

 

[stump sock]

thread title tricked me, now I feel like puking

 

[Vic]

That lady in the train...

Are you fucking kidding me? OP and the rest of yall need help.

 

[formasymphonic]

Is your friend related to this woman?

I can't even imagine how long you've been saving that gif. Waiting patiently for the right time to use it.

Congrats though — you've successfully traumatised all of us.

 

[newshinycd]

Not sure the last time I raided an ancient Egyptian pyramid for scarabs.
If I did, I wouldn't eat any of them, ffs. That's how you get cursed.

 

[MidgarBlowedUp]

Not sure the last time I raided an ancient Egyptian pyramid for scarabs.
If I did, I wouldn't eat any of them, ffs. That's how you get cursed.

Ayyyy lma pharoh

 

[Warxard]

No, what the fuck?

.

 

[-Horizon-]

Thread title was terrifying. Actual OP even more so.

 

[Alcotholic]

That scene in the Mummy where Scarabs would crawl under the skins of people have stopped any and all attempts at eating them.

 

[butzopower]

Is it vegan, though? Also need update on if OP is a dad now.

 

[Az]

I mean wtf has happened to OT...this gross shit ain't even funny

 

[doctordoak]

Scarabs yes, scabs no

 

[Evo Shandor]

Is your friend a drug addict, OP? This is very common behaviour amongst addicts of certain types of drugs.

 

[Crimson-Death]

Stop quoting that fucking gif, for the name of all that's holy.

When are the mods burning this down?

 

[BibiMaghoo]

Wow, that is fucking vile. I would tell them to stop at once, and tell them I will bring it up every time they are around a woman they like if they don't.

 

[Mr Waluigi]

I have a ridiculous amount of scabs and dead skin due to a skin disease. Not picking and eating it is hell. I don't do it on purpose, it's obssessive-compulsive, it's not even as if I enjoyed it or something. I'm pretty sure most people around me notice it and it makes me ashamed. I actually didn't even notice I was doing it for one year or two.

It's not like I ever ate my nails, my boogers or anything else on my body that's not supposed to get ingested. But this, in particular, is really difficult to avoid, and I don't know why. At least I just learned I'm not alone.

 

[carlo6529]

I really don't know how you can continue being friends with him after this...

 

[Nosgotham]

I use to when I was little. I have no idea why, but I did

 

[striferser]

No, What the hell is wrong with your friend?!

 

[GSG Flash]

I thought this thread was about eating beetles from the title, now I wish it actually was :/

I literally feel like throwing up right now just imagining that.

 

[Professor Renegade]

We have to go deeper. Does anyone eat herpes scabs?

 

[John Kowalski]

better than eating boogers at least

 

[Euron]

Anyone who has played Halo 3 knows how massive of an undertaking it is to eat a scarab considering how big they are.

I've eaten about 3 scarabs but admittedly not without help. I prefer Phantoms by far though.

 

[GIANKRATOS]

Is your friend related to this woman?

 

[thenexus6]

 

[Dimmle]

I NEED AN UPDATE, OP

 

[draetenth]

Why couldn't this be about scarabs? Now I feel dirty.

 

[Messofanego]

Anyone who has played Halo 3 knows how massive of an undertaking it is to eat a scarab considering how big they are.

I've eaten about 3 scarabs but admittedly not without help. I prefer Phantoms by far though.

Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker!

 

[InfiniteBento]

Go to sleep with scabs, wake up to scarabs lmao

 

[kewlmyc]

Is your friend related to this woman?

Yeah, that's enough internet for today.

 

[bionic77]

I clicked to see what scarabs might be.

No I am mad and disgusted at the same time.

 

[Pinko Marx]

I'm in tears.

 

[paragonpro]

Fucking christ thats horrific OP, maybe discuss it with your horrible monster friend and say that it makes you a a tad uncomfortable.

 

[egruntz]

Well I kind of regret bringing it up to him, because he was notably embarrassed by it.

"Dude are you eating your scabs?"
"Uhhh yeah I guess."
"Why? I've never seen anyone do that."
"I don't know. Bad habit. Like picking your nose and eating it. Both are gross I guess but good for you. I've done this since I was a kid."
"Well okay."

It was kind of awkward after that. But yeah I'm not gonna record someone picking their scab and eating it lmao. I don't think he'd let me. He stopped doing it after I brought it up, and he only stayed over for like two hours this morning so meh.

That GIF on the first page grossed me the fuck out >.<. On the bottom of her feet???????

 

[EroticSushi]

"Dude are you eating your scabs?"
"Uhhh yeah I guess."
"Why? I've never seen anyone do that."
"I don't know. Bad habit. Like picking your nose and eating it. Both are gross I guess but good for you. I've done this since I was a kid."
"Well okay."

Eating your scab is good for you?

 

[EloquentM]

Did anyone make a joke about beetles yet?

Edit: Lmao right under me

 

[MrCunningham]

I eat all the Scarabs.

 

[jond76]

Just wanted to let you know that someone got this. Well done.

On topic. BARF!

 

[Sun Bather]

It's 2015. Free food is free food.

 

[zeemumu]

 

[Johndoey]

For what its worth OP I used to tear the skin on my toes off to relieve stress.

 

[Messofanego]

Well I kind of regret bringing it up to him, because he was notably embarrassed by it.

"Dude are you eating your scabs?"
"Uhhh yeah I guess."
"Why? I've never seen anyone do that."
"I don't know. Bad habit. Like picking your nose and eating it. Both are gross I guess but good for you. I've done this since I was a kid."
"Well okay."

It was kind of awkward after that. But yeah I'm not gonna record someone picking their scab and eating it lmao. I don't think he'd let me. He stopped doing it after I brought it up, and he only stayed over for like two hours this morning so meh.

That GIF on the first page grossed me the fuck out >.<. On the bottom of her feet???????

Did you bother to ask him why he thinks picking your nose and eating it and eating your scabs is good for you?

 

[super-famicom]

Scabs -> Scarabs

Thanks for the title change

 

[EightBitNate]

Ok, enough for a Scab Eater |OT|

Just ban them all

 

[hey_it's_that_dog]

Did you bother to ask him why he thinks picking your nose and eating it and eating your scabs is good for you?

Seems like even the people on GAF who do have actual friends still don't know how to have a normal human conversation.

Goddamn it OP why is this happening and why aren't you working harder to find out?

 

[javac]

I feel sick.

 

[Owari]

Olives are as close as I'll get to scabs, but even those are pretty nasty. You should not be friends with them anymore OP.