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[IrishNinja]

Tasting butthole

posting about it in gaf hop

^ahahahaha

i dont mean to sound picky but tasting anything is an act of faith initially...you gotta hope shit's clean and the grrl's not either too shy/scared to say shit or just mean, or you end up earnin them red wings like a retarded vampire

takin that one to the grave, i fear

 

[Tokubetsu]

Toku you should keep this avatar more often.

It's more.. sober.

I'll find something red just for you bb.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

Tasting butthole

So that's what's Poppin in these GAF hop streets now bruhs? This drake generation licking the Dookie hole .....smh

 

[Esch]

So that's what's Poppin in these GAF hop streets now bruhs? This drake generation licking the Dookie hole .....smh

So you telling me you didnt hear any old rappers talking about eating ass, or gettin that ass eaten though?

You sure about that bruh?

 

[Tokubetsu]

So that's what's Poppin in these GAF hop streets now bruhs? This drake generation licking the Dookie hole .....smh

Escalation man. Your generation was buying these bitches jewelry and that can't fly int his economy. So Cudder had to start eating ass.

 

[ThanksVision]

revisiting niggas is men

in retrograde -> old friend

still some of the best music this year

 

[Tokubetsu]

Only eat the ass you plan to marry.

 

[SoilBreak]

So you telling me you didnt hear any old rappers talking about eating ass, or gettin that ass eaten though?

You sure about that bruh?

Licking they ass, passing out - Pimp C

 

[IrishNinja]

Escalation man. Your generation was buying these bitches jewelry and that can't fly int his economy. So Cudder had to start eating ass.

right but that jewelry was $20 nameplates at that stand in the middle of the mall, plus you were tyrnna get the girl's # when you bought in just in case she was down for that sleazy type shit where you go "yeah its for my moms...what time you get off tho"

our generation put in that work you know

 

[Zeus Molecules]

So you telling me you didnt hear any old rappers talking about eating ass, or gettin that ass eaten though?

You sure about that bruh?

Escalation man. Your generation was buying these bitches jewelry and that can't fly int his economy. So Cudder had to start eating ass.

.....Well.... Fuck.... You might be right.... Carry on with your dookie licking converaation.

Still nasty though..... And we never bought these bitches good jewelry. That shit made them ho's necks green.

 

[Esch]

Im not saying I endorse such behavior, I just think that sometimes older rap fans lambaste newer generations for certain things them and their idols are equally guilty of (promoting drugs, sexual 'deviance', violence). And that shit is disingenuous.

 

[IrishNinja]

i hear you

but at least my generation respected the police, and members of the community working with them towards a greater good

also homosexuals, women, and straight men wearing sequins if they so desired

 

[Esch]

Now you just reminded me that Drake is the reason why the freestyle has lost most of it's meaning. Not that people haven't rapped written material before in freestyles, but they're glorified previews of mixtapes/albums now.

Now I'm sad.

Ima need you to elaborate on this, friend. Preferably with examples.

 

[CRS]

Ima need you to elaborate on this, friend. Preferably with examples.

I think your everyday Drake fan considers that a freestyle when in reality, it's an extremely watered down version. Not a freestyle at all, imo.

 

[WanderingWind]

Don't put your tongue on shit.

 

[SoilBreak]

Xavier Wulf - Shut Up And Listen (EP)

 

[CRS]

Shady Blaze - Green Ova's Most Hated $5

 

[siddx]

You scared ass little hoes still refusing to eat a girls ass? Sad. It will drive a girl wild. Just make her take a shower, soap her ass up, and go at it like you haven't eaten all day and you are diving in to some fucking prime rib with garlic mash and mac and cheese with that bread crumb on top.. She'll think you are a superstar and never forget you. Years from now she'll be lying in bed with whatever herb ass little dick no tongue skill having motherfucker she ended up with and she will be thinking about you and how you ate that ass and made her feel better than anyone else ever. You will be immortal motherfucker. All cause you ate a girl's ass like a fucking hero.

 

[IrishNinja]

alternatively: deep dicking until she's not breathing right, then go have yourself a sandwich

 

[Tokubetsu]

You scared ass little hoes still refusing to eat a girls ass? Sad. It will drive a girl wild. Just make her take a shower, soap her ass up, and go at it like you haven't eaten all day and you are diving in to some fucking prime rib with garlic mash and mac and cheese with that bread crumb on top.. She'll think you are a superstar and never forget you. Years from now she'll be lying in bed with whatever herb ass little dick no tongue skill having motherfucker she ended up with and she will be thinking about you and how you ate that ass and made her feel better than anyone else ever. You will be immortal motherfucker. All cause you ate a girl's ass like a fucking hero.

Like with anything, if you're gonna do it don't half ass it.

 

[richardhawk]

Fuck bruhs I need some advice. I normally stay far away from asking for dating help but I got no clue here. Short version; girl used to cheat on her boyfriend with me. They split up so we became "exclusive"(her words not mine). We've been dating for about 2 months now and during these I've seen her tell her ex shit like "I miss you, I'm not dating anyone" etc. Tonight she came over and while looking at her phone I noticed she had told her sister "I'm only using this guy for as long as I can" along with a bunch of other vile shit. I didn't get too heated because that clearly isn't the situation since she pays every other time we go out. She apologized and said she was only talking shit because she was mad at me. I realised I got like 20% trust in shorty. If that. What has me totally fucked up is that I've never gotten along with anyone as well as I do her. Basically I don't know if I should give ol girl another chance or just cut my losses now.

 

[IrishNinja]

^bang her until you got something better going if you want, but you sound like you're catching feelings and just said the low trust % so you know shit aint right/won't work

tl;dr eat that ass & keep it movin

 

[siddx]

What the fuck, this yelawolf/dj paul tape is really fucking good. Yela compliment's paul's production really well.

I said I wasn't going to do this anymore but I feel like we can be more honest in here about this type of shit without 40 year old virgins catching feelings. Richard start looking for someone new and then split on your own terms once you feel like you have some prospects. If you can sense this girl is about to throw you under the bus for her own benefit get out now though.
You are right not to trust her, she sounds foul as fuck, using you while belittling you behind your back to her ex and friends. Fuck that bitch. She does not have your back and she is not worth your effort. You should feel proud of your girl, not wonder why she's talking shit about you and barely able to trust her. If you can't feel pride in being with someone, she's not for you.

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

She was cheating on her ex with you? How does something in that not tell you it's not gonna work out?

 

[m3k]

^bang her until you got something better going if you want, but you sound like you're catching feelings and just said the low trust % so you know shit aint right/won't work

tl;dr eat that ass & keep it movin

yeah keep looking for someone better if she's untrustworthy... Get yours though

 

[filler]

You scared ass little hoes still refusing to eat a girls ass? Sad. It will drive a girl wild. Just make her take a shower, soap her ass up, and go at it like you haven't eaten all day and you are diving in to some fucking prime rib with garlic mash and mac and cheese with that bread crumb on top.. She'll think you are a superstar and never forget you. Years from now she'll be lying in bed with whatever herb ass little dick no tongue skill having motherfucker she ended up with and she will be thinking about you and how you ate that ass and made her feel better than anyone else ever. You will be immortal motherfucker. All cause you ate a girl's ass like a fucking hero.

This is 100% the truth! And never ever ever ask the broad if she wants you to do it. women are silly about these things and will say something stupid like "ew, that's gross" or "I don't do that". Never ask for anything in the bedroom, just do it. if she don't like it, she'll let you know. I've never had a girl tell me to stop eatin' that ass though.

 

[codhand]

eating ass?
drake?
control verse?
cuckolds?

 

[richardhawk]

She was cheating on her ex with you? How does something in that not tell you it's not gonna work out?

Shorty acted like she was all about being with me so I took her word for it. My mistake. Anyways thanks for the advice guys. Gonna keep drilling this girl till I find a better piece to move onto.

 

[Esch]

eating ass?
drake?
control verse?
cuckolds?

We really need a gif like that neogaf one where the guy stands up bows, but just for gaf hop.

 

[WanderingWind]

We really need a gif like that neogaf one where the guy stands up bows, but just for gaf hop.

It can be lil be calling game irrelevant and hopping into his car

 

[Kimosabae]

If you've met a girl who's ass tastes like ass you need to step your game up.

 

[Esch]

It can be lil be calling game irrelevant and hopping into his car

yes, perfect. gaf hop gif masters please.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aIPc1KzXgM

video here

 

[codhand]

yes, perfect. gaf hop gif masters please.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aIPc1KzXgM

video here

holy shit, lil b can operate heavy machinery??!

 

[illadelph]

I need some Christmas rap songs. So far all I have is "Santa Claus Goes to the Ghetto"

and Ludacrismas

Treacherous Three - Santa's Rap

 

[Blackace]

eating ass?
drake?
control verse?
cuckolds?

they go so well together

 

[Fixed2BeBroken]

Fuck bruhs I need some advice. I normally stay far away from asking for dating help but I got no clue here. Short version; girl used to cheat on her boyfriend with me. They split up so we became "exclusive"(her words not mine). We've been dating for about 2 months now and during these I've seen her tell her ex shit like "I miss you, I'm not dating anyone" etc. Tonight she came over and while looking at her phone I noticed she had told her sister "I'm only using this guy for as long as I can" along with a bunch of other vile shit. I didn't get too heated because that clearly isn't the situation since she pays every other time we go out. She apologized and said she was only talking shit because she was mad at me. I realised I got like 20% trust in shorty. If that. What has me totally fucked up is that I've never gotten along with anyone as well as I do her. Basically I don't know if I should give ol girl another chance or just cut my losses now.

first you make it sound like she wants to be exclusive with you, but it sounds like you want to be exclusive to her. these so called texts and things that you say came from her mind....are these completely real or assumptions?

if they are completely real...then you need to either
A. cut your losses
B. use her the same way shes using you and see other people as well and don't be exclusive, but still tap that ass.

Yes, while you may get along well with her, if she doesn't respect you/want you enough to respect you....then why be with her? you are disrespecting yourself.

A or B....that is IT.....those are your only options...anything else is SIMPIN

 

[Complex Shadow]

She was cheating on her ex with you? How does something in that not tell you it's not gonna work out?

Love & sex makes people do crazy things.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Fuck bruhs I need some advice. I normally stay far away from asking for dating help but I got no clue here. Short version; girl used to cheat on her boyfriend with me. They split up so we became "exclusive"(her words not mine). We've been dating for about 2 months now and during these I've seen her tell her ex shit like "I miss you, I'm not dating anyone" etc. Tonight she came over and while looking at her phone I noticed she had told her sister "I'm only using this guy for as long as I can" along with a bunch of other vile shit. I didn't get too heated because that clearly isn't the situation since she pays every other time we go out. She apologized and said she was only talking shit because she was mad at me. I realised I got like 20% trust in shorty. If that. What has me totally fucked up is that I've never gotten along with anyone as well as I do her. Basically I don't know if I should give ol girl another chance or just cut my losses now.

Continue to smash her but keep your eyes open for new pussy. She's gonna hop on the next dick soon enough, you'll need to be ready.

 

[Kwixotik]

Black Fall EP is pretty good. I don't usually like Yelawolf either.

Still listening to Cassette 2 and 3 heavily.

 

[PBY]

http://www.livemixtapes.com/mixtapes/24819/troy-ave-new-york-city.html

This troy ave goooooessss.

Moosey, curious to hear ur thoughts on this, cuz its a NY-ass NY album, but I think its pretty good.

 

[Bob Dobalina]

She was cheating on her ex with you? How does something in that not tell you it's not gonna work out?

Lol yeah, its funny when dudes think this cycle ends with them.

 

[Jitters]

I feel like my experience listening to post-Encore Eminem albums is the same as my experience listening to post-Fishscale GFK albums. I want to check them out because of how much I used to love them, but they end up just making me want to listen to their classics. Over alI, I would say MMLP2 is an ok album. He still has that hooky flow the can even make hip hop haters a fan, which is great. Some pretty good tracks here and there,some pretty bad tracks here and there, but I’ll probably forget about the whole thing in a week (just like the modern GFK albums). The yoda voice was god tier.

I will say this though, out of the recent hip hop releases, I would put this over Quelle Chris, Bronson, and Nacho. (Obviously it doesn’t come close to Jonwayne.)



Matangi is a 10/10

I’ve never eaten ass.

 

[enzo_gt]

Breakfast Club interviews TDE and A$AP Mob at the same time. They said Ab-Soul finished up his project. Charlamagne clowns Drake infront of them, lmao @ their reaction.

They ask about Ab-Souls tweet about him not being Kendrick and Black Hippy. Q: "I've BEEN quit!" hahahaha

MTV Kanye West interview from 2002. Long as fuck.

Juan Epstein with Childish Gambino. Wait what?

Pharrell discusses his work on The Black Album.

 

[JohnDoe]

eating ass?
drake?
control verse?
cuckolds?

Drake's GF is getting her ass eaten by Kendrick. Drake is watching it, crying. At the same time Kendrick's control verse is being played on loop as background music.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

alternatively: deep dicking until she's not breathing right, then go have yourself a sandwich

See Irish knows how to treat a lady without tasting what she had for dinner..... Last night.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

Fuck bruhs I need some advice. I normally stay far away from asking for dating help but I got no clue here. Short version; girl used to cheat on her boyfriend with me. They split up so we became "exclusive"(her words not mine). We've been dating for about 2 months now and during these I've seen her tell her ex shit like "I miss you, I'm not dating anyone" etc. Tonight she came over and while looking at her phone I noticed she had told her sister "I'm only using this guy for as long as I can" along with a bunch of other vile shit. I didn't get too heated because that clearly isn't the situation since she pays every other time we go out. She apologized and said she was only talking shit because she was mad at me. I realised I got like 20% trust in shorty. If that. What has me totally fucked up is that I've never gotten along with anyone as well as I do her. Basically I don't know if I should give ol girl another chance or just cut my losses now.

I'm sorry bruh... You share that girl.

 

[Esch]

I'm sorry bruh... You share that girl.

Hahahahahaha

 

[richardhawk]

I'm sorry bruh... You share that girl.

Duh fam. I was sharing her prior to this. Only difference now is she said we were exclusive. Its alright though shit happens. I shouldn't have caught feelings and kept it a smash only situation.

 

[PBY]

Duh fam. I was sharing her prior to this. Only difference now is she said we were exclusive. Its alright though shit happens. I shouldn't have caught feelings and kept it a smash only situation.

 

[enzo_gt]

Mike WiLL Made It is teaming up with the #BeenTrill# collective to drop a new mixtape, #MikeWiLLBeenTrill very soon. The project will reportedly feature old and new Mike WiLL productions featuring Jay-Z, Miley Cyrus, Juicy J, Migos, 2 Chainz and others.