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I'm surprised we made it to a second page without some asshat saying something like "I don't like anal, the only people that prefer anal have small dicks! I do not have a small dick thus I only prefer vaginal penetration! ohohoho"

 

[ten5ive9ine]

Had a similar experience.
I didn't react quite as badly as you and I had downed well over a bottle of vodka when she told me.
I understand why you're upset but it's really no big deal.
So get over it.

 

[Verano]

FHUTA!!

 

[YakiSOBA]

Well.. I'm not well versed in the subject of having "dook-shoot" intercourse, that's for certain.
But, when we did talk about it a couple weeks ago... I asked if I had to wear protection for "that" kind of sex, and she said she didn't think so...

Would it be bad if I asked her if "that other guy" used protection? Because I'm reading online now that anal sex is the easiest way to contract an STD =/

And yes, you guys are right... I shouldn't care so much about the past. I'm a idiot =(

 

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Well.. I'm not well versed in the subject of having "dook-shoot" intercourse, that's for certain.
But, when we did talk about it a couple weeks ago... I asked if I had to wear protection for "that" kind of sex, and she said she didn't think so...

Would it be bad if I asked her if "that other guy" used protection? Because I'm reading online now that anal sex is the easiest way to contract an STD =/

And yes, you guys are right... I shouldn't care so much about the past. I'm a idiot =(

THAT WOULD BE THE WORST THING FOR YOU TO POSSIBLY DO! Unless you like seeing her cry, that is.

also protection is always a good idea.

 

[Thai]

Take it to the MAX!

 

[Baker]

^
Isn't it easier to pass HIV and shit through anal? I thought I read that somewhere but it could have just been some small town stealth anti-gay propaganda.

 

[YakiSOBA]

Yeah, well.. I'm definitely STD-less... is it at least "OKAY" to ask her for a checkup?

 

[haunts]

I think you should stop being such a vagina, shut the hell up and bottle all of your problems up inside of you. It's what real men do.

Yeah exactly what I was going to say.

After a while you realize most women have done some really dirty stuff in the past! haha. This whole "i want them to be pure!!! how could he treat a lady like that!!" shit is total pussy talk.

edit: to OP, most women wont even tell you the whole truth so you should probably factor in 2 other guys into that story to get the whole picture.

 

[Thai]

^
Isn't it easier to pass HIV and shit through anal? I thought I read that somewhere but it could have just been some small town stealth anti-gay propaganda.

yes, yes it is.

 

[ten5ive9ine]

Well.. I'm not well versed in the subject of having "dook-shoot" intercourse, that's for certain.
But, when we did talk about it a couple weeks ago... I asked if I had to wear protection for "that" kind of sex, and she said she didn't think so...

Would it be bad if I asked her if "that other guy" used protection? Because I'm reading online now that anal sex is the easiest way to contract an STD =/

And yes, you guys are right... I shouldn't care so much about the past. I'm a idiot =(

Use protection

seriously

 

[djtiesto]

Theres nothing wrong with puting it the good ole Dook-Shoot. Just make sure you are VERY liberal with the KY(on both you and her) because you could hurt yourself as well, not just her.

Have fun at the Browns game!

:lol All my coworkers are looking at me now after laughing so hard!

 

[evilromero]

Well.. I'm not well versed in the subject of having "dook-shoot" intercourse, that's for certain.
But, when we did talk about it a couple weeks ago... I asked if I had to wear protection for "that" kind of sex, and she said she didn't think so...

Would it be bad if I asked her if "that other guy" used protection? Because I'm reading online now that anal sex is the easiest way to contract an STD =/

And yes, you guys are right... I shouldn't care so much about the past. I'm a idiot =(

The chances of her having HIV are very slim. Wearing a condom ruins the experience. You want to feel every sensation and THEN be able to shoot the load in there.

 

[YakiSOBA]

Use protection

seriously

Even if it's gonna be anal?

 

[Escape Goat]

Always use a condom.

Even if it's gonna be anal?

do you want shit on your dick? Yea, i didnt think so. Use a condom.

 

[Baker]

yes, yes it is.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH.

 

[evilromero]

Always use a condom.






do you want shit on your dick? Yea, i didnt think so. Use a condom.

Do you know anything about anal?

Don't wear a friggin condom dude. What's the point otherwise? If you know this chick then you should be comfortable with doing this the right way. Ask her if she has any STDs. If she's clean blow away. Read my previous post on the first page for further rationale.

 

[RevenantKioku]

I think the "advice" you're seeking is as to why you feel the way you do about what happened to her.
I'm guessing you feel bad because you feel you triggered this situation. You have to realize this isn't your fault. No matter who she's with for the rest of her life she has to deal with what she did. She took it in the pooper to impress that guy and she obviously regrets it. What does this have to do with you? Not much. What you can do, and this is if you really care about her, is not do to her what he did. Don't pressure her into things and remind her to do things for herself too, not just because you want or would like her to.

 

[Fatghost]

I think you should stop being such a vagina, shut the hell up and bottle all of your problems up inside of you. It's what real men do.

Seriously, I agree.

 

[YakiSOBA]

Do you know anything about anal?

Don't wear a friggin condom dude. What's the point otherwise? If you know this chick then you should be comfortable with doing this the right way. Ask her if she has any STDs. If she's clean blow away. Read my previous post on the first page for further rationale.

Are you being serious or not? I'm not sure... =/

 

[PhoenixDark]

:lol

Poor boogie. No need to get bitter just because he has a GF and you don't. You'll get there someday, I'm sure!

Apparently you aren't up to date on all things Boogie. He's coming on up, and we're all proud of him. Me and Demon sent him a box of condoms.

 

[Tenacious-V]

Watch some porn, hell anal porn. Those girls are used dude, tons of guys, no relationships, merely pieces of meat to be stretched and filled. Then think about what you have and get over it.

You two care about each other and want to be together. Besides this is something that happened before you two even knew each other.

Shit, I found out from one of my ex girlfriends, that when were were messing around she was also messing around with two of my friends. These guys aren't the best of people, but they're the type that are fun to party with. She then chose me over them, and we were together for about 3 months. A conversation of past relationships came up, which always makes everyone feel like shit, and that's when I found out she was ****ing my friends at the same time as me. That's the kind of shit that hurts more man. Closing your eyes at night and picturing your own buddies (knowing what they're like), going to town on your girlfriend. Then realizing it was in the same time frame as yourself...

Needless to say, I was an alcoholic for a while then moved on. If I can get past that, you can get past something that happened before you even knew the girl.

 

[evilromero]

I think the "advice" you're seeking is as to why you feel the way you do about what happened to her.
I'm guessing you feel bad because you feel you triggered this situation. You have to realize this isn't your fault. No matter who she's with for the rest of her life she has to deal with what she did. She took it in the pooper to impress that guy and she obviously regrets it. What does this have to do with you? Not much. What you can do, and this is if you really care about her, is not do to her what he did. Don't pressure her into things and remind her to do things for herself too, not just because you want or would like her to.

The problem with this is we tend to forget she is making her own decisions and responsible for her own actions. At what point are we protecting the emotions of full-grown adults?

 

[YakiSOBA]

Shit, I found out from one of my ex girlfriends, that when were were messing around she was also messing around with two of my friends. These guys aren't the best of people, but they're the type that are fun to party with. She then chose me over them, and we were together for about 3 months. A conversation of past relationships came up, which always makes everyone feel like shit, and that's when I found out she was ****ing my friends at the same time as me. That's the kind of shit that hurts more man. Closing your eyes at night and picturing your own buddies (knowing what they're like), going to town on your girlfriend. Then realizing it was in the same time frame as yourself...

Needless to say, I was an alcoholic for a while then moved on. If I can get past that, you can get past something that happened before you even knew the girl.

Daaaamn.

I'm sorry to hear that...

 

[aoi tsuki]

STDs are more easily transferrable via anal because the rectal walls tear more easy than those of the vagina. Wear a condom, Crown if you can get it in time (Amazon sells them).

 

[RevenantKioku]

The problem with this is we tend to forget she is making her own decisions and responsible for her own actions. At what point are we protecting the emotions of full-grown adults?

Er, the problem with acknowledging that it was her decision is forgetting that she is making her own decisions?

 

[evilromero]

Are you being serious or not? I'm not sure... =/

I'm serious. Why wouldn't I be? Don't listen to people who get insecure about watching porn and then looking at their girlfriends. Or get insecure about previous boyfriends. The only thing that matters is you and your present situation. If you think too hard about these issues you won't rise to the challenge. In any case just try it once and see if you like. But I would say twice because you need to become practiced at it.

 

[YakiSOBA]

STDs are more easily transferrable via anal because the rectal walls tear more easy than those of the vagina. Wear a condom, Crown if you can get it in time (Amazon sells them).

If she doesn't have any, and I don't... would it be safe? I mean, I know there's no way for certain to check unless I ask her to have a checkup... (bad idea?)

 

[evilromero]

Er, the problem with acknowledging that it was her decision is forgetting that she is making her own decisions?

I guess it was a support statement, not a detractive one.

 

[Bulla564]

You have this girl up too high up a pedestal because you have liked her for too long. In the real world, most girls are freaky/insecure/ho-ish, so they will do stuff before you get your turn to lay the pipe. If you are going to shed a tear, or feel disgusted for every guy she gave head to, dump her and move on. Seems like you need a virgin that will ask "what's that thingy?" when you pull it out.

Man up!

KY in hand, my current gf (which I could marry one day) told me she did anal with her ex, I said: "ok". She told me it was an ok feeling, I said: "ok". She told me she pooped on the guy's penis, I the proceeded to take her to the shower so I could FHUTA.

 

[PhoenixDark]

If she doesn't have any, and I don't... would it be safe? I mean, I know there's no way for certain to check unless I ask her to have a checkup... (bad idea?)

Wear a ****ing condom; is that so hard to understand lol? Unless of course you're more interested making a "GAF I have HIV, will a vasectomy cure me?" thread. This is serious business.

 

[ten5ive9ine]

PM dude

 

[gprime]

:EDIT dammit

 

[YakiSOBA]

Wear a ****ing condom; is that so hard to understand lol? Unless of course you're more interested making a "GAF I have HIV, will a vasectomy cure me?" thread. This is serious business.

OK OK -- I will! Just... now I'm fvcking curious if the asshole from before used one or not... =/

 

[demon]

OK OK -- I will! Just... now I'm fvcking curious if the asshole from before used one or not... =/

wait...whose asshole?

 

[YakiSOBA]

wait...whose asshole?

>.<

The guy she had anal with for her first time... her "fling"

 

[DarkJediKnight]

$5 for a fcuk, $7 for an assfcuk.

 

[RevenantKioku]

OK OK -- I will! Just... now I'm fvcking curious if the asshole from before used one or not... =/

You will if she says "Why are you using a condom?"
Then you'll be glad you're using it.

 

[Meier]

Isnt KY kinda weak for this sort of thing? Every topic on here before has said EZ Glide or some shit (no pun intended). Poop chute is just too gross for me.. I get my rocks off nicely from the other holes.

 

[YakiSOBA]

THAT WOULD BE THE WORST THING FOR YOU TO POSSIBLY DO! Unless you like seeing her cry, that is.

Is it a big "do this and she will probably hate you" no, or a "she'll be upset/cry but at least you'll know..." no?

 

[RevenantKioku]

Is it a big "do this and she will probably hate you" no, or a "she'll be upset/cry but at least you'll know..." no?

You'll confuse the **** out of her because first you're reacting negatively to hearing about her past, now you're asking about it.

 

[Baker]

Isnt KY kinda weak for this sort of thing? Every topic on here before has said EZ Glide or some shit (no pun intended). Poop chute is just too gross for me.. I get my rocks off nicely from the other holes.

FHUTN !

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

Do you know anything about anal?

do you know anything about Teh Hamburglar?

 

[RevenantKioku]

Isnt KY kinda weak for this sort of thing? Every topic on here before has said EZ Glide or some shit (no pun intended). Poop chute is just too gross for me.. I get my rocks off nicely from the other holes.

There are ten orifices on the human female body. How many have you dared?

Spoiler

Some are filled with eyeballs though.

 

[PhoenixDark]

do you know anything about Teh Hamburglar?

Other than that he's dashingly handsome, makes decent money, and knows how to please the ladies?

 

[Soul4ger]

I would say you guys are doomed, if you can't get over this. I can tell you from personal experience, you're going to resent her for it forever, most likely. Bang her in the ass, then bail out.

It's easy to say that what someone did in the past didn't matter, that it's her body and her choice, or that she didn't know you at that point, so it's meaningless now because she's with you... But, really, she still let that guy slide his dick in her ass. So willingly, just to get him to like her. You'll always know that. You can try, with time, to convince yourself that you don't care, but you always will. ANd even though you might be able to put on a happy face inside, deep down you still begrudge her of it, and ultimately it's not fair to you or to her to have to force yourself to be happy about something like that.

 

[ScientificNinja]

Compassionate response:

Yes, be honest with each other, but don't be so stupid as to rub the other's face in it. Let the past be the past, enjoy your time together.


Serious response:

She wants anal. DON'T SIT AROUND ASKING WHY. She starts crying over an innocent quip you make. THOSE ARE HER ISSUES. DON'T MAKE THEM YOURS. She's had other partners in the past. AND WHAT ARE YOU, A F'N VIRGIN?? Oh wait...

 

[Days like these...]

edit: to OP, most women wont even tell you the whole truth so you should probably factor in 2 other guys into that story to get the whole picture.

Just in case some of you ladies with hangups missed this little gem I'll just quote it again! That's right girls, Haunts speaks the truth!

 

[ElyrionX]

Apparently you aren't up to date on all things Boogie. He's coming on up, and we're all proud of him. Me and Demon sent him a box of condoms.

DAMN! So why isn't there a thread on that? It will be LEGENDARY!

 

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KY in hand, my current gf (which I could marry one day) told me she did anal with her ex, I said: "ok". She told me it was an ok feeling, I said: "ok". She told me she pooped on the guy's penis, I the proceeded to take her to the shower so I could FHUTA.

:lol