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GAF... I need your help again :( (She wants anal sex [what what (in the butt)])
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thanks to the magic of public results, i now know that's what you voted as well.Boogie said:
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Is Dragona's vote the result of personal experience?
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
you might have to dig into it again, and have like at least 10 thrusts.
Sirpopopop
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If I ever become a big-shot Hollywood director, this thread will form the basis of the film that represents my shot for Oscar glory.
valparaiso
I had an Al Sharpton friend...Once! Well not a friend really, but we talked a few times. Well one time. Well I yelled out my window "GET OFF MY LAWN!"
YakiSOBA said:
YakiSOBA said:
this is the first really legendary thread since i joined gaf. awesome stuff
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
Wes said:
well, if he wants to give her an orgasm through the butt..
FateBreaker
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YakiSOBA said:
:lol :lol :lol :lol man, oh man. too much
Corwood Rep
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So who's adapting this into the novel that's inevitably adapted into the screenplay?
starchild excalibur
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YakiSOBA said:
ok, i seriously laughed out loud at that :lol
BamYouHaveAids
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I can't believe I'm the first person to ask for pics
actually I can, but I still demand them
actually I can, but I still demand them
valparaiso
I had an Al Sharpton friend...Once! Well not a friend really, but we talked a few times. Well one time. Well I yelled out my window "GET OFF MY LAWN!"
evil solrac v3.0
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT PEINS MEANS AND I CHOSE IT!!!! OH GOD!!!!
thesoapster
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Wes said:
"YakiSOBA makes an aggressive vertical move here, comes over the top and defeats the bandit with a missile shot. The encounter was a victory, but we've shown it as an example of what not to do."
Inspired by fallengorn
:lol
I'm sorry, but your relationship with this girl is absolutely hilarious. It's like she's going out with GAF as much as she's going out with you. You go to Carleton eh? If I ever see you there I will probably laugh my ass off (that's if I knew what you looked like, I guess I only have to look for the lone guy playing badminton 
)
)BamYouHaveAids
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NoBuddyC said:
that's wierdA picture of her backside preferable without shit spewing out of it would do
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
:lol :lol
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Holy shit omfg. :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol hahahahaha.
It's been a few weeks since I hysterically laughed after reading a post on GAF. I needed this.
It's been a few weeks since I hysterically laughed after reading a post on GAF. I needed this.
YakiSOBA said:Well... it happened last weekend.. I didn't want to say anything because it seemed like the thread died off, and it's kind of embarrassing.
We had "regular" (vaginal) sex and she couldn't climax... but she told me she's always had this problem. I dunno, I felt kind of awkward and bad for her as I lubed up the condom on my penis.
She's never had an orgasm before, and I think it's because she puts too much pressure about it... well that's what I told her anyway.
Sigh... well, I'm not gonna lie. It was extremely tight and I maybe was able to thrust half my penis the first few times, and then I got maybe 1-2 full thrusts before I came. It was my first time, and it felt just as good as if I were masterbating because of how tight it was!!
After I pulled out, I went to remove the condom and it was really soaked.. I figured it was just the lube or anal juices... but when I went to the washroom afterwards I noticed there was some of her feces in between the cracks of my fingers.. I don't know how to explain it..I was half trying to hold in my hysterical laughter while furiously trying to wash her shit off my hands.. ridiculous! It was pretty fvcking disgusting.. because it wasn't just shit, like there were definitely some nuggets in there.
ANYWAYS -- so she didn't climax from anal sex either, and now we're unsure what to do. She's frustrated, and I can see why. She doesn't like stimulating herself either, because she finds it weird to do so with someone else there, and she isn't comfortable with me going down on her. SO -- we're thinking of getting a vibrator to try next, but if that doesn't work.. we really don't know what else to do
Systems_id
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I'm sure even PhoenixDark is in awe of this thread now.:lol
DarkJediKnight
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YakiSOBA said:Well... it happened last weekend.. I didn't want to say anything because it seemed like the thread died off, and it's kind of embarrassing.
We had "regular" (vaginal) sex and she couldn't climax... but she told me she's always had this problem. I dunno, I felt kind of awkward and bad for her as I lubed up the condom on my penis.
She's never had an orgasm before, and I think it's because she puts too much pressure about it... well that's what I told her anyway.
Sigh... well, I'm not gonna lie. It was extremely tight and I maybe was able to thrust half my penis the first few times, and then I got maybe 1-2 full thrusts before I came. It was my first time, and it felt just as good as if I were masterbating because of how tight it was!!
After I pulled out, I went to remove the condom and it was really soaked.. I figured it was just the lube or anal juices... but when I went to the washroom afterwards I noticed there was some of her feces in between the cracks of my fingers.. I don't know how to explain it..I was half trying to hold in my hysterical laughter while furiously trying to wash her shit off my hands.. ridiculous! It was pretty fvcking disgusting.. because it wasn't just shit, like there were definitely some nuggets in there.
ANYWAYS -- so she didn't climax from anal sex either, and now we're unsure what to do. She's frustrated, and I can see why. She doesn't like stimulating herself either, because she finds it weird to do so with someone else there, and she isn't comfortable with me going down on her. SO -- we're thinking of getting a vibrator to try next, but if that doesn't work.. we really don't know what else to do
That's pretty damn nasty. Not the shit on your fingers but the fact that you laughed about it. You're ONE sick Hombre!
Next time before you **** her ass do the middle finger test. If she can't orgasm, proceed to hair pulling, slapping, spitting, A2M etc.. That should do the trick. Go to a porn shop and rent/buy some of Jake Malone's new releases. :lol
fallengorn
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"It came from... behind!!"
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