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The people that post only in the OT forum. What are you doing on a video game message board if you don't care about video games? :)
 
Joe said:
dumb fucking acronyms. they're not funny, get over it.

ITAWTPJISRMATSSSATATTPDOTNFNRR

I Totally Agree With This Post Joe Is So Right Man. About Time Someone Said Something About This Annoying Thing That People Do On The Net For No Real Reason.
 
Minotauro said:
Eh, they're somewhat related. Shit, boxing is a major part of MMA.

I guess I can understand why someone would prefer one over the other but it certainly isn't an apples to oranges comparison.


Yeah it is a part of it, but because of the nature of the sport it's sooooooooo different.
 
Speculation threads. I hate' em. All of them.

As for wrestling, for me, it's often more entertaining to know everything that is happening behind the scene. I became a much bigger wrestling fan during the '96-'97 era, when I began to be more knowledgeable thanks to the wrestling news boards.

So it's more than watching half-naked grown men choreographing a fight to entertain a crowd each week. That's why I like to talk about it all the time (online and in real life :D).
 
Ninja Scooter said:
because OT>>>gaming forum.

IAWTP.

There is also 2000x less stupidity in the OT. We don't make monkeys out of ourselves arguing over whose console is better. No we have much more entertaining and enlightened ways to make asses out of ourselves in the OT.
 
I'm quite surprised at just how many people are saying wrestling.

I mean, I haven't watched it since I was a kid either, but it's not that hard to imagine its appeal.
 
silver said:
That people who keep trolling don't get banned.
Wrestling threads.
Perry Bible is the best comic ever.

FIXED

^

I hate it when people change a quote and say fixed. see above for annoyance.
 
catfish said:
FIXED

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I hate it when people change a quote and say fixed. see above for annoyance.

Yeah, the FIXED phenomenon is extremely annoying. It can be funny when used sparingly, and when you actually have some wit when you change it. But too many people think that they're so gawdamned hilarious just because they changed a quote to fit their opinion.
 
Lyte Edge said:
The people that post only in the OT forum. What are you doing on a video game message board if you don't care about video games? :)

I started to become OT exclusive for a period of time, after I had resigned from a job, and become broke and thus, no money to fund my gaming hobby. At that time it was just depressing to read threads about a bunch of stuff I couldn't afford. But a little while after I got F-Zero GX, I got interested again, and started lurking in the gaming forum again...then all the DS/PSP and next gen stuff started to arise and that got me interested again too. Now I read/post in the gaming forum more(slightly) than the OT forum. Besides, OT always has something to say, whereas the gaming forum can have slumps when news and game releases are slow.

I get the interest in wrestling...i'm just about 8 years removed from it. I grew up watching wrestling, and then in high school it become a great thing to watch and talk about with my circle of friends. It was just fun to alternate PPV duties and head over to each other's houses to watch it, pizza, soda, junk food, silly ass wrestling antics....total indulgence. Monday night RAW was a great way to erase the "start of another school week" doldrums. But sometime around senior year, I just stopped being interested. Anywho, it's silly and I knew it, and most people know it, so i don't know why someone should get upset if someone says it. It's like watching, say, Big Brother...i know it's dumb, and i don't pretend that it's not, so I don't get offended when people call it dumb.

And yes, it is VERY homoerotic :), how could it not be. Scantily clad muscular men, oily and sweaty, rubbing bodies together, genitals getting in the darndest of places, tons of agression.

*Misses the days of Ravishing Rick Rude*

RICK.JPG


This thread has now been GAYED!
 
Posters who tend to do this:

1.Joke reply
2.Joke reply
3.Joke reply
4.Joke reply
5. Long-winded self-important, pretentious reply on some oh so serious issue
6.Joke reply
 
OA - it's such a big deal and and and so EVIL! I think.

:scratch

Oh and Nick Frost - what's the big deal? The guy's a washed up hack. What a looooser. Sheesh, give it up! Nobody cares!
 
Fixed: Fixed now you look stupid lol!

Sales: Seriously...who cares if one game sold 5 copies more than another? Why do so many people care about it. I doubt many are stock holders...and the sales thread fans are so rabbid.

Attention whores: there are so many other outlets where you can get the attention you crave and you'll be among your attention whoring peers. Why do you need to come here?

Killer 7: I never got the "beauty" in the graphics that all the other people in the K7 threads seemed to derive from it.

Nintendogs: How is this so damn popular? I thought virtual pets went out with tickle-me-elmo and Furby.

Xbots: everyone here seems to think that the Nbots are the most rabbid, but I think it's the xbots. I hate seeing them troll a game over and over only to love it once news comes out that it's coming to their console. OMG it's the most awesome fuck that ever awesomed in a fuck!

GAF is fickle: HAY GUYZ GET DIS GAME PLAY ONLINE AWEOSMO 15 THREADS!!! "Ok I got it who wants to play?!" *crickets*
 
Spastic Colon said:
Posters who tend to do this:

1.Joke reply
2.Joke reply
3.Joke reply
4.Joke reply
5. Long-winded self-important, pretentious reply on some oh so serious issue
6.Joke reply

fart, I think he's talking to you ;)
 
It amazes me how the people at OA stay on the radar screen at GAF, so much so that they get several page long threads devoted to them whenever they take a few pictures in their parking lot.


I wrote this in another thread, but it applies here as well. Certain people, like *** and Olimario have attained this status where everything they say and do on the internet will receive attention. Hell - look at ***. His name is automatically censored.
 
I posted a thread WTF is Reirom and it was removed faster than a mouse on cheese. I still have no clue who he is. Is he haxorz or is his engrish refined to uberness via cybernetic surgery.
 
Mama Smurf said:
Signing your name after posts makes no sense. We know who wrote it retard, your name's right there by it. It's automatic. Give your keyboard a break.
:lol :lol :lol :) :D

DCX
 
acidviper said:
I posted a thread WTF is Reirom and it was removed faster than a mouse on cheese. I still have no clue who he is. Is he haxorz or is his engrish refined to uberness via cybernetic surgery.

Reirom is a brazillian loser with less than rudimentary grasp of the english language that is a famous resident of OA, that has spawned numerous famous GA-OA catchphrases, including the ubiquitous "<insert subject> AM CRY."
 
OmniGamer said:
And yes, it is VERY homoerotic :), how could it not be. Scantily clad muscular men, oily and sweaty, rubbing bodies together, genitals getting in the darndest of places, tons of agression.

*Misses the days of Ravishing Rick Rude*

RICK.JPG


This thread has now been GAYED!

Whoah.
Freddie Mercury as a professional wrestler! :lol
 
Bluecondor said:
It amazes me how the people at OA stay on the radar screen at GAF, so much so that they get several page long threads devoted to them whenever they take a few pictures in their parking lot.

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Umm, the reverse is more true :P
 
Spastic Colon said:
Posters who tend to do this:

1.Joke reply
2.Joke reply
3.Joke reply
4.Joke reply
5. Long-winded self-important, pretentious reply on some oh so serious issue
6.Joke reply
i could skip step 5 if people weren't so fucking stupid.

ps, which OAer are you?
 
I suspect there's so much mention of wrestling because it was my inspiration/example.

If I said "movie trailer threads" that's probably have shown up more.
 
Asian Women Fetish (have u seen the pubes man THE FRICKEN PUBES OH MY GOD!)

Obscure Ass Music Bands (somtimes I think people just try to OUT INDIE each other and dont really listen to these bands)

Blogging (no one gives a shit about you, no no really, and if it seems they do its because you have a vagina and they have never seen one in person)
 
The obsession with shitty quasi-underground indie bands - Once a month (sometimes more), there's a shitty half underground band that many at GAF shoots their loads over. You download to see if its good and the recommended songs never are. Then you realize you've been doing this for months into years and wondering why you are still listening to their recommendations. The less organized it is, the more original it is apparently, and the cooler it is. Even more annoying is naming players that nobody outside 2-3 members know about.

Romance threads where some pud is getting stepped on - Whatever happened to being a man and saying, "Stop fucking with me, woman." That won't exist. Thats because half of the board would let a woman kick them in the nuts just for the GAF praise and the other half will make jokes about the 1-2 pieces of legitimate advice.

Whenever a girl posts, all eyes turn to her post - She's just a person. If a girl writes a post, the next 10-15 posts will be quoting her and I guarantee more than half of them will have ;) or ;P faces. Yes, its nice to have female members but holy shit. If a girl is more outlandish, its usually more than 15 posts.

Armchair General Analysis
 
Naked Shuriken said:
Those fucking lyrics posts

I know! I really hate that. In fact, I think I'll quote some lyrics to show it!

I know your eyes in the morning sun
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain
And the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel you in my arms again

And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love and then softly leave
And it's me you need to show ....

How deep is your love? (how deep is your love?)
I really need to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

Ugh. Who gives a shit?
 
Lyte Edge said:
The people that post only in the OT forum. What are you doing on a video game message board if you don't care about video games? :)
Being jaded. Now shaddup!

Honestly, I don't get Olimario. I mean, seriously.
 
The utter gay love for anything Spiderman or Batman. THE LAST 2 FLICKS SUCKED, AND THE NEW SPIDERMAN GAME LOOKS TO SUCK! :)
 
The Experiment said:
Whenever a girl posts, all eyes turn to her post - She's just a person. If a girl writes a post, the next 10-15 posts will be quoting her and I guarantee more than half of them will have ;) or ;P faces. Yes, its nice to have female members but holy shit. If a girl is more outlandish, its usually more than 15 posts.

ITAWTPJISRMATSSSATATTPDOTNFNRR

I also hate that when a new female member makes her first post, people immediately go "OMG it's Greekboy!"

:(

It only happened three times. Or was it two?
 
Boogie said:
Yeah, the FIXED phenomenon is extremely fresh and amusing. It is funny all the time, and especially when you actually have some wit when you change it. But too many people are so gawdamned hilarious just because they changed a quote to fit their opinion. Crosby to the nucks
ALTERED

it's 2am. i can do nothing but capitalize on the easy jokes
 
The Experiment said:


Romance threads where some pud is getting stepped on - Whatever happened to being a man and saying, "Stop fucking with me, woman." That won't exist. Thats because half of the board would let a woman kick them in the nuts just for the GAF praise and the other half will make jokes about the 1-2 pieces of legitimate advice.



No kidding.... although some of the "legitimate" advice sounds like some bitter guy who was the pud the last time, and in reality still let the woman kick him in the nuts.

And I'll add: the general anti-Marriage sentiment that crops up whenever realtionship talk comes up. You'd think there was no chance for a happy marriage listening to some posters.
 
The way grown men can get into wrestling storylines like they're real. "Oh XXXX said this to XXXXX last night!" It's all scripted. I'm not questioning their physical condition, I admit some of those moves must hurt but why the need for a storyline?. "It's sports ENTERTAINMENT!" wrestling fans will cry - what? giving a title makes it any better? What other sport or entertainment fits into this category? Those fake punches badly disguised by a stamp of the foot are plain embarrasing.

Either it's all real or all fake. They should choose one and get on with it. Don't pretend it's real.
 
Maybe this is the right place to ask (don't feel like starting a new topic). What's with the recent rash of Beyond 3D topics? What's the big deal about that place? Far as I can tell, its focused on PCs and PC gaming, which is fine and all, but why talk about it now? Are a bunch of GAFers on there or something? Just wondering.
 
Whenever a girl posts, all eyes turn to her post - She's just a person. If a girl writes a post, the next 10-15 posts will be quoting her and I guarantee more than half of them will have ;) or ;P faces. Yes, its nice to have female members but holy shit. If a girl is more outlandish, its usually more than 15 posts.

I thought this was just me who noticed it. :lol
 
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