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Game companies shouldn't be in coffee, they're not baristas

MrRibeye

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Bobby says Microsoft shouldn't be in gaming, because they are not a creative company. In reverse, should game companies be in other industries?

Square Enix operates public transit in your city and threatens to abandon western routes for not meeting expectations. You used to go to Valve's for coffee, but now they only make drink garnishes, so you're looking for a new coffee place and you think you want to go to Blizzard's for iced frappe, but you don't. You end up getting a drink at Microsoft where every drink is an espresso. Bungie is a bank and vaults your money every 2 years, to keep it safe. Ubisoft is the most reliable insurance company in town, as their policies never change, but sometimes a policy disappears forever.

I am ashamed of my words and deeds.
 

realcool

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laynelane

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I can tell this made sense in your head, but it isn't translating over very well in text.

Probably. :messenger_expressionless:
 
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Bobby's logic is absurd. Your scenario proves it by showing how ridiculous it would be if game companies ran other industries with the same flawed reasoning.
 

Cyberpunkd

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Bobby says Microsoft shouldn't be in gaming, because they are not a creative company. In reverse, should game companies be in other industries?

Square Enix operates public transit in your city and threatens to abandon western routes for not meeting expectations. You used to go to Valve's for coffee, but now they only make drink garnishes, so you're looking for a new coffee place and you think you want to go to Blizzard's for iced frappe, but you don't. You end up getting a drink at Microsoft where every drink is an espresso. Bungie is a bank and vaults your money every 2 years, to keep it safe. Ubisoft is the most reliable insurance company in town, as their policies never change, but sometimes a policy disappears forever.

I am ashamed of my words and deeds.
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