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[Einchy]

Bran wargs into Bran and becomes Bran.

 

[wandering]

It's Breaking Bad all over again

 

[Volgarth]

Ok I'm on board if either Artie Lange or Charles Barkley get to voice Longclaw.

Samuel L. Jackson

 

[Volimar]

My friends, the hour has come. Madness has overtaken this thread and grasped in its claws my fellow GAFfers. But now we must drive it back under the rocks whence it came. Madness has had its day!

 

[UnObtainium17]

They way how fast things are going.. I doubt the entire season 7 will be all about defeating the NK army. Probably the first 4 episodesthen Jon beats them then episodes 5 - 6 will be characters closing their story.. Who ends up with who, Thormund gets to be a family man. Sansa marries Tyrion. Bran chilling with his VR. Wall and WInterfell will be rebuilt. And make Viserion work for it. 7 kingdomes is great again... Then some tournament that will start another cascade of fucked up shit. Probably where we will see clegane bowl. Jorah beats Jon. Jon returns longclaw but this time Jorah accepts. Still Jorah and Dany be pals tho.

Anyway.. If episode 7 gets leaked I'll be watching it. Even if its 180p. Im' not risking getting spoiled.

 

[Nameless]

Samuel L. Jackson

He could go into the "Does he look like a bitch!?" rant anytime someone tried to crack on Jon's height. I like it.

 

[Vashetti]

Yo I think Bran has warged this thread

 

[curiouscharles]

Bran wargs into Bran and becomes Bran.

lol, day's mood saved.

Spoiler

thank you sah

They way how fast things are going.. I doubt the entire season 8 [FTFY] will be all about defeating the NK army. Probably the first 4 episodesthen Jon beats them then episodes 5 - 6 will be characters closing their story..

I think this is a reasonable assumption [or in other words - this is my thinking too ;p].

Anyway.. If episode 7 gets leaked I'll be watching it. Even if its 180p. Im' not risking getting spoiled.

same, just can't help myself.

[plus i'm 100% immune to "spoiler culture", fully subscribe to spoilers helping me enjoy the content more, as per that harvard study]

 

[Nameless]

Yo I think Bran has warged this thread

 

[SurrenderDorothy]

Bran becoming a powerful tree wizard has spawned the most bizarre theories.

 

[Vashetti]

Guys did anyone notice that SurrenderDorothy posted almost immediately after we spoke about Bran warging

I think Bran might be warging SurrenderDorothy

 

[Nameless]

Bran simultaneously warged into Rhaegar and Lyanna to create Jon.

PLEASE CREDIT ME IF YOU USE THIS

 

[Khansolo1]

Idk if this website is legit or not, but the mountain was accused of physical, and sexual assault.
http://icelandmag.visir.is/article/strongman-mountain-facing-new-serious-accusations-domestic-violence
Edit:I'm not sure wether to keep this here or move it?

 

[SurrenderDorothy]

Guys did anyone notice that SurrenderDorothy posted almost immediately after we spoke about Bran warging

I think Bran might be warging SurrenderDorothy

 

[Addi]

They way how fast things are going.. I doubt the entire season 7 will be all about defeating the NK army. Probably the first 4 episodesthen Jon beats them then episodes 5 - 6 will be characters closing their story.. Who ends up with who, Thormund gets to be a family man. Sansa marries Tyrion. Bran chilling with his VR. Wall and WInterfell will be rebuilt. And make Viserion work for it. 7 kingdomes is great again... Then some tournament that will start another cascade of fucked up shit. Probably where we will see clegane bowl. Jorah beats Jon. Jon returns longclaw but this time Jorah accepts. Still Jorah and Dany be pals tho.

Anyway.. If episode 7 gets leaked I'll be watching it. Even if its 180p. Im' not risking getting spoiled.

The speed increase this season is only a foreshadowing of how fast things will move next season. They'll beat the Night King episode 1 of season 8, we find out Dany can have kids after all and gets a son she calls Raeghar. The Series finale will be an ultimate battle between King Raeghar and Tywin Jr., Cersei's son that Varys brought back to Essos after the Lannister were all killed by the Stargaryans. Turns out Baby Sam was supposed to become the Night King's successor and the Night King wargued into him before getting killed. Bran thinks it's beautiful. The end of the world is near and old Littlefinger tells Sansa: "You know Sansa, This really was the game of thrones" - End Credit

 

[Ferrio]

Idk if this website is legit or not, but the mountain was accused of physical, and sexual assault.
http://icelandmag.visir.is/article/strongman-mountain-facing-new-serious-accusations-domestic-violence
Edit:I'm not sure wether to keep this here or move it?

Someone call Oberyn.

 

[Einchy]

mfw Bran wargs into me

 

[DarkJediKnight]

well... in a show where they don't care about showing death, they certainly did their best not doing it for the waif

so in my mind they did it for a reason

the thing that bothers me is arya was injured... yet back in the hall of faces she was walking perfectly

No. I think by now we know there's no conspiracy theory. Stannis does off screen. Same with Elaria and her daughter.

 

[Neoweee]

Idk if this website is legit or not, but the mountain was accused of physical, and sexual assault.
http://icelandmag.visir.is/article/strongman-mountain-facing-new-serious-accusations-domestic-violence
Edit:I'm not sure wether to keep this here or move it?

Wasn't he recast the first time for being a tremendous prick?

 

[Khansolo1]

Wasn't he recast the first time for being a tremendous prick?

Nah, he is the third version.

 

[cartographer]

No. I think by now we know there's no conspiracy theory. Stannis does off screen. Same with Elaria and her daughter.

The waif is actually all of them.

And Bran.

And Bran warged into Longclaw.

 

[Vashetti]

Wasn't he recast the first time for being a tremendous prick?

First Mountain was recast because the actor left to do the Hobbit movies.

To be promptly replaced with a CGI version of his character in the Hobbit movies.

 

[Ferrio]

First Mountain was recast because the actor left to do the Hobbit movies.

To be promptly replaced with a CGI version of his character in the Hobbit movies.

A pity too since he was the best version.

 

[DopeyFish]

No. I think by now we know there's no conspiracy theory. Stannis does off screen. Same with Elaria and her daughter.

There is so much evidence of it, though.

It's even more in your face than R+L=J

 

[Speely]

Cersei was the NK all along. Wake up, sheeple.

 

[Vashetti]

Cersei was the NK all along. Wake up, sheeple.

Cersei: This wight you have brought me is FAKE NEWS. Make Westeros great again! We're gonna (re)build a wall!

 

[DarkJediKnight]

the mistake you're making is assuming that's the waif's face. it could be anyone. hair does not line up.

arya had needle when she was in the hall of faces... when she says "I am arya stark of winterfell and I am going home". we think it's cool she's sticking to the maaaannn and saying fuck it. but in reality it's the waif... being truly no one.

Jesus. Lol. This isn't who done it every season. What a dumb theory. I'll bet the Waif remembers Ned standing on that spot watching Arya shoot arrows too.

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

Cersei was the NK all along. Wake up, sheeple.

Everytime people abbreviate Night King I just read it as North Korea.

 

[Ferrio]

Maybe Cersei will dump Euron and try to get NK to marry her.

 

[DoubleYou]

Everytime people abbreviate Night King I just read it as North Korea.

Haha, that's a first world problem I keep having as well

 

[Nameless]

There is so much evidence of it, though.

It's even more in your face than R+L=J

Nymeria would've torn Waif to shreds. Also she wouldn't have known how to access or navigate the Winterfell crypts, or the countless references to the past Arya's made since getting back.

 

[Speely]

Nymeria would've torn Waif to shreds. Also she wouldn't have known how to access or navigate the Winterfell crypts, or the countless references to the past Arya's made since getting back.

Yeah there is no chance that Arya is the waif. Waif

Spoiler

u

is dead.

Spoiler

I had a crush.

 

[DarkJediKnight]

Here's another hint... in the fight between Brienne and Arya, Brienne asks who taught her how to do that... she said no one.

Except that's not true. The Waif was who was teaching her how to fight. She was not No One. Unless of course she's referring to herself in the third person because she is now no one. (The Waif)

The game of faces is always being played. If you're caught in a lie, you're not who you are trying to be. You mix lies with truths. So the inconsistencies with conversations between Arya and Sansa could also be another clue. The complete who cares shit with hot pie.

I think the face on the wall may be Lady Crane's. Waif kills Arya, takes Crane's face to Hall of Faces therefore completing Arya's mission... and ultimately becoming Arya. No One.

Stop. Lol. Dumb theory that makes no sense.

Nymeria would have ripped Waif to shreds.

How did Waif know who Hot pie is?

How did Waif know or care if Sansa betrayed her family for Joffrey?

How would Waif know where the crypt is?

How would Waif know Ned used to watch Arya shoot arrows?

Dumb theory that has no basis. A better explanation is that Jaqen used the Waif to train Art blind. Arya used her blindness advantage to kill the Waif.

 

[bobbyrawlins]

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[Master Yoshi]

Did Bran warg into the PotUS when he was a child?

 

[Vashetti]

Did Bran warg

let me stop you there

 

[broncobuster]

Bran wargs into Bran and becomes Bran.

http://i.imgur.com/sjByBzy.gif

Bran warged into Bran and jumped out that window. Jaime is innocent. It's OK to root for him!

 

[ascii42]

Here's another hint... in the fight between Brienne and Arya, Brienne asks who taught her how to do that... she said no one.

Except that's not true. The Waif was who was teaching her how to fight. She was not No One. Unless of course she's referring to herself in the third person because she is now no one. (The Waif)

The game of faces is always being played. If you're caught in a lie, you're not who you are trying to be. You mix lies with truths. So the inconsistencies with conversations between Arya and Sansa could also be another clue. The complete who cares shit with hot pie.

I think the face on the wall may be Lady Crane's. Waif kills Arya, takes Crane's face to Hall of Faces therefore completing Arya's mission... and ultimately becoming Arya. No One.

All Faceless Men are No One.

 

[Speely]

Bran warged into Bran and jumped out that window. Jaime is innocent. It's OK to root for him!

Lol I actually ran with this theory for a second before a wiser gaffer checked me. Was that you??

 

[Doomsayer]

This thread is absolutely hilarious right now.

Please, keep it up.

 

[Ferrio]

This thread is absolutely hilarious right now.

Please, keep it up.

It's going to be so much worse after the season is over.

 

[Heshinsi]

I like how we're all ripping the plan and just assuming the worst from Cersei. What if she's all like "oh my bad. Yeah, looks pretty serious. Let bygones be bygones as we move on together to collaborate and protect the dear innocent people we rule over from this oncoming doom that is bigger than any individual desire I may have."

Tyrion redeemed.

We still lost a dragon

Actually that one is on Jon.

Especially considering that conversation she had with Jamie after he got back from the loot train massacre.

Am I missing something? Didn't she tell Jaime she allowed his little rendezvous with Tyrion because she wants to fuck with Dany and company the way daddy would?

 

[DopeyFish]

All Faceless Men are No One.

yes, but the waif was not no one, until she killed arya

:>

 

[Speely]

It's going to be so much worse after the season is over.

Already penning my fanfic.

 

[Doomsayer]

It's going to be so much worse after the season is over.

I'm legitimately enjoying this banter. I think it's because Bran warged into me... someone whispered that I looked so beautiful.

 

[DarkJediKnight]

It's going to be so much worse after the season is over.

Yep. We're going to hear theories like Visarys' s soul was trapped in the egg that hatched into Viserion.

 

[SurrenderDorothy]

Warg Bran does into sword?!

 

[ScottSullivan]

The wife and I started rewatching from the beginning and when Jon Snow first sees a wight at the wall, he throws a lantern at it but burns his hand. Kind of goes against the whole Targarian Blood thing, I guess they could just retcon it or ignore it in other ways...

 

[SurrenderDorothy]

The wife and I started rewatching from the beginning and when Jon Snow first sees a wight at the wall, he throws a lantern at it but burns his hand. Kind of goes against the whole Targarian Blood thing, I guess they could just retcon it or ignore it in other ways...

No retcons. Daenerys is special in this regard.
Aemon burned as a corpse, Targaryens before them have burnt.
Some were burnt alive in buildings, one drank wildfire and killed himself doing so.
Jon is no different from these lot.

Dany is literally magic.

 

[Heshinsi]

The speed increase this season is only a foreshadowing of how fast things will move next season. They'll beat the Night King episode 1 of season 8, we find out Dany can have kids after all and gets a son she calls Raeghar. The Series finale will be an ultimate battle between King Raeghar and Tywin Jr., Cersei's son that Varys brought back to Essos after the Lannister were all killed by the Stargaryans. Turns out Baby Sam was supposed to become the Night King's successor and the Night King wargued into him before getting killed. Bran thinks it's beautiful. The end of the world is near and old Littlefinger tells Sansa: "You know Sansa, This really was the game of thrones" - End Credit

This shit is good. Better than some of the plot lines this season.