RustyNails said:Gandalf with erect nipples. Its always a sign to bail out from a thread when that happens.
Sounds like this isn't your first encounter with Gandalf's erect nipples.
RustyNails said:Gandalf with erect nipples. Its always a sign to bail out from a thread when that happens.
Flee, flee for your life.eznark said:What is this from, isn't that Walter?
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Teh Hamburglar said:Yes, it is. They never provide reason why they couldn't. All the audience has to go on is what the movie shows/tells them. a wooden bow can reach more than a couple hundred yards at best.
So army/Sauron's eye is a logical explanation. Except that army is useless against aerial assault. And the 9 Nazgul could be overpowered with numbers.
Not saying I disagree with your post but within the context of the movie its like they pulled it out of their ass.
AbortedWalrusFetus said:Not really. In the movie you see less than a dozen Eagles. You also see shit like cave trolls, an Elf shoot down an elephant, ballistae, etc, so they probably would have been able to do something in the air, especially with nazgul. What were they going to do, fly over top and drop it? Not only would Sauron have seen them coming with scouts DAYS before they got there, he probably would have had something in place to stop it pretty quickly. It's not even a stretch.
Monocle said:4. Orgy of destruction.
Now that's my kind of movie.Monocle said:Obviously Sauron would have been alerted by his spies that his lost ring was about to be delivered right on his doorstep. Then the path would be open for a simple four-step plan to world domination.
1. Dispatch Nazgul on winged mounts.
2. Nazgul fuck up eagles and Frodo.
3. Nazgul retrieve the One Ring.
4. Orgy of destruction.
fireside said:Surprised Aragorn not using his magic ghost army to destroy Mordor hasn't been mentioned yet.
Snaku said:That's right, Gandalf Stormcrow is an asshole
Clydefrog said:
interestingly, I watched the series a couple of weeks ago in HD and during the first movie I thought the same thing. Like everyone, i've seen all 3 movies multiple times. But this time it occured to me...if he had the ability to summon eagles to rescue them...why didn't he summon them to go to the mountain in the first place?Snaku said:![]()
That's right, Gandalf Stormcrow is an asshole. He sent an innocent bright-eyed hobbit on a perilous journey that ultimately cost the poor bastard its life. For what? He could have sent Frodo & the Ring on an eagle(s) and ended the threat of Sauron in a matter of days. So what was the point of dragging it out?
Tolkien made LotR to be groundwork for a "English mythology". So Middle-earth's size is clearly based upon England's + western Europe.scitek said:The main problem I've always had with stories like this is that the entire area of land all these different races live on and such never seems to be bigger than the state of Texas. Kinda like how the land of Hyrule in Zelda games is always about the size of two Wal-Mart Supercenter parking lots.
...and?giga said:The books came out in the 50s.
Eye of Sauron + Nazgul = tasty, tasty eagle meat. And one captured Ring.Dreams-Visions said:idk. maybe the book affords some real justification?
that was my assumption. initially I was too shared the TC's concern...then I dismissed it after a few minutes of critical thought.GhaleonEB said:Eye of Sauron + Nazgul = tasty, tasty eagle meat. And one captured Ring.
No, there are plenty of people with bad taste.diunxx said:I'm the only one that didn't like this movies that much?
Would have been funnier without the faggot jokes, but I still LOL'd :lolruby_onix said:
No, I'm pretty sure we see them when Gandalf is in Orthanc.Jexhius said:As people have pointed out, the Eagles would be toast. But that isn't the main problem with them. In the movies, we've never seen them before, they literally appear out of nowhere to save the day in a Deus Ex Machina fashion.
Exactly my reaction. The telephone one was good, too.idahoblue said:Would have been funnier without the faggot jokes, but I still LOL'd :lol
lol @ them trying to scientifically explain why they didn't just use eagles and finish up the quest in an hour or so.WyndhamPrice said:A good look at the "Eagle" problem
As the article says, in the end it was more a matter of "there wouldn't be a story" if they just flew the ring to Mount Doom, but there are several plausible explanations within the context of Middle-Earth, the chief one being keeping the ring an absolute secret.
Should it have been brought up in the films? Probably.
Holy shit, I just noticed this too :lolEl Sloth said:It's been something like 2 years since I've seen the movies, boss. Cut me some slack.
In the movies, yeah. They were in the Hobbit though, and actually took part in the final battle there.Jexhius said:As people have pointed out, the Eagles would be toast. But that isn't the main problem with them. In the movies, we've never seen them before, they literally appear out of nowhere to save the day in a Deus Ex Machina fashion.
Hey, this sounds a lot like Death Note.CassSept said:Dude, Gandalf could've just as well bailed and returned to Valinor and shit. He was almost a demigod and wanted to have fun.
But why just summon eagles and solve the problem when you can look at petty mortals trying to do something with it?
Not even in the movies. Gandalf called upon one of them to break him out of Sarumans tower back in Fellowship.Nimyh said:In the movies, yeah. They were in the Hobbit though, and actually took part in the final battle there.
Hey, this sounds a lot like Death Note.
Hmm... was this an extended version scene?Dead said:Not even in the movies. Gandalf called upon one of them to break him out of Sarumans tower back in Fellowship.
I like how a story with fucking immortal elves, scary magic eyes, enchanted forests and wizards has a plot hole because you don't agree with their threat assessment regarding flying on the back of an eagle towards a magic volcano.
Nope. It was in the theatrical cut.Nimyh said:Hmm... was this an extended version scene?