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DarthWufei said:
The only people I find like that are online and I don't do that mess anymore.
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What happened?

In all seriousness though I've completely lost interest in finding a boyfriend, like I have zero interest in dating anyone, chatting, going out, nothing. It's a nice place to be.
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I've pretty much always felt like this.
 
So... I've just learned that there's such a thing as "Otters".

Yeah.

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Note: the otter reference in my profile preceeds this revelation and is in no way related to dudesex.
 
And I have no body hair sans underarms
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DarthWufei said:
Fuck just gamer boyfriends, where are the other gamer jocks, I need a guy who will own newbs with me in TF2, spot me in the gym, and make amazing food. I'll even take a douchey gay COD dudebro who follows the god of aesthetics.

The only people I find like that are online and I don't do that mess anymore. In all seriousness though I've completely lost interest in finding a boyfriend, like I have zero interest in dating anyone, chatting, going out, nothing. It's a nice place to be.
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My boyfriend is 88kgs of Asian muscle, works 7 days a week, and cooks decently well.
He's more of a comic book nerd than a gamer, but he does get addicted to every online game I play (formerly WoW, currently League of Legends).
And he's a power bottom. Envy me! Mwahaha.

His only flaw is not watching football with me and saying that Aaron Rodgers is ugly :(
 
Obsessed said:
Cheezmo is a twink. He looks 15 years old.
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When he used to come on TC he would give the best smiles. And his laugh was super unique. Totally cutee and omg hairless is amazing to me. Luckly my bf likes to indulge that fetish for me. ^_^ *Prepares twink hate cannon*
 
I'm a twink but hairy as hell. I would like a little hair, but it's ridiculous. :( I was cursed... both parents are hairy people. Luckily that also transfers to my head.

Vorg said:
What's an otter anyway?
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Let me Urban Dictionary that for you

A gay man who is very hairy all over his body, but is smaller in frame and weighs considerably less than a bear.
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GothPunk said:
I guess I'm just saying that online relationship are a minefield but sometimes they do work out, fantastically so.

It's probably a healthier place to be where you are now anyway; being happy by yourself is something that I think is very hard for some people to achieve. I've heard stories of people who came across the right guy when they were not really looking though. :P
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Oh don't get me wrong mate, not saying they're bad or impossible to make work. You two (and many others in gaygaf) have managed to make ti work and made some amazing relationships. It's just not my cup of tea, I tried it, but I typically just end up losing interest when there's a lack of physical interaction. Don't doubt what you guys have, I've seen you two and how you treat each other, you've got it going on methinks. :)


Replicant said:
I have a gym friend like that. He's really into his gaming (looking forward to Assassin's Creed Revelations LAWL) and very ripped. He's straight though. :/
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YES. Damn the straight guys lol. I've even tried looking over at gayganer to see if there are any fit guys, and there are some, but really not what I'm looking for, and again see the online thing. It's the same thing on Real Jock, lots of guys who fit what I want physically, but the gamers and nerds don't, and the ones that do are just unobtainable.

Ahaha, same here. Maybe it's the gym routine + boxing class sapping all of my energy but all I want after I finish work/gym is to prop my leg up the table, eat good food and play video games.
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Haha exactly! I have actually never really been in this mindset before, so I'm kinda holding onto it. It feels great. I don't even think about men much, aside from the occasional wank (which has actually become very occasional). I mean gosh, there was a super hot guy nearly nude in the locker room tonight, and it didn't even phase me. I have other stuff to focus on.

dragonlife said:
What happened?
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Meh, back when I was chubby I used to utilize online relationships as my way of finding love. It's just not for me. As I said above, I need that physical aspect, and not just sex, just merely seeing the person more than once in a blue moon. Otherwise I lose interest.

red_13th said:
My boyfriend is 88kgs of Asian muscle, works 7 days a week, and cooks decently well.
He's more of a comic book nerd than a gamer, but he does get addicted to every online game I play (formerly WoW, currently League of Legends).
And he's a power bottom. Envy me! Mwahaha.

His only flaw is not watching football with me and saying that Aaron Rodgers is ugly :(
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He's Asian, you can have him. Just kidding, I had to make a standard Asians and gays joke, promise I'm kidding. :) In fact the one guy that's making me reconsider my stance on long distance relationships is half Chinese, he fits everything I want in physicality, personality, and mutual interests. He's buff, loves sports, outgoing, HUGE comic dork, has a wonderful job, is head over heels for me, and almost too sweet. He always jokes about how I am too good for him when quite frankly he would be someone I used to consider "out of my league".

We've had several phone conversations, and are thinking of meeting up. Maybe I'll bite, I don't know yet.

Marius_ said:
Most of Gaygaf is an otter
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I know, where the hell are my fellow muscle cub/pups. :(
 
Kyon said:
post a pic :P

@DarthWufei GWERL! dat buff guy obsession smh lol let them come to you :P
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I don't keep to many photos of myself, but since you asked... here's one from right before I got in the car to go to grad.

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My hair looks like shit now cause my hair stylist moved and I had to find someone else. I need to get it fixed once it grows out. :/
 
So my friend might be getting out of the hospital today finally. (I hope so because he hates being there and I hate seeing him trapped in a bed at the hospital!)

Apparently the comments I posted on his Facebook wall got people asking him questions if we were dating...lol. I guess now that I read them again they do sound more than just friendly comments.

Oh ggaf, what is wrong with me? I even bought him a copy of Super Mario 3D Land and we played a little bit together.
 
MidnightScott said:
So my friend might be getting out of the hospital today finally. (I hope so because he hates being there and I hate seeing him trapped in a bed at the hospital!)

Apparently the comments I posted on his Facebook wall got people asking him questions if we were dating...lol. I guess now that I read them again they do sound more than just friendly comments.

Oh ggaf, what is wrong with me? I even bought him a copy of Super Mario 3D Land and we played a little bit together.
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BARELY!? Over the appendix thing?
 
Fantastical said:
I'm a twink but hairy as hell. I would like a little hair, but it's ridiculous. :( I was cursed... both parents are hairy people. Luckily that also transfers to my head.
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You know, that isn't really a curse. Love hairy guys :3

Fantastical said:
Let me Urban Dictionary that for you..
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Cool, thanks! :D

Didn't know there was a "spectrum". Now I'm curious to know where I fit :p.
 
Hello.

1. I have a boyfriend now. He's 19, hot as fuck, and amazing in bed. He's currently mad at me because I got in a car accident last night letting a drunk friend of mine drive me home. Bad move. Never doing it again.

2. The Dream Metropolis is currently being professionally edited, and that 2nd edition should be out by the end of the year, tentatively. My editor described my novel as "cerebral and Kafkaesque", which gave me a raging English boner.

3. I'm not going to be posting much as I am on perm ban warning and thus anything negative I say will probably be taken by the mods as a reason to get rid of me once and for all. You can find me on SomethingAwful, Penny-Arcade, or a bored that must not be named.
 
Good to see you back Zephyr. Minus the car accident which is a real bummer[hope you and your friend are totally fine], you seem to be doing really well.
 
I bought your book for my Kindle. Did you just add a Kindle edition because I could have sworn there wasn't a Kindle version a couple of weeks ago.

Also your boyfriend is extremely hot, and I am jealous.
 
He finally got out of the hospital today and asked me to pick him up. We did that, went and ate Chick-Fil-A, and then went to Walmart, where it took 2 freaking hours to fill his prescriptions.

Never again Walmart pharmacy, you are slow as hell. I was getting pissed off because my poor friend was having to stand there and wait for his prescription. They told us an hour, and it took two hours. (and then they didn't bother telling us that one of his medications has to be approved by the doctor calling his insurance company...so he just paid it anyway)

When I left him earlier I hugged him twice and kissed him on the cheeks...I think I'm starting to fall for him. I'm not really sure but I was so worried about him when he was in the hospital, and some of his friends even thought we were dating because they saw my facebook wall posts to him.

Anyway, I'm worried about him staying alone for the night so I'm fixing to head over there. He really wants to go get Zelda tomorrow and I have to drive him since he can't drive at the moment.
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
How old are you, Zeph? And dubya-bee.
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I'm 22.

My editor is a courtesy through my work on the Kindle All Stars: Resistance Front anthology which I have a short story in that will be available in the next two weeks. Everyone here who has a Kindle or an Amazon account for the paperback should buy the hell out of it. It is literally THE thing to read in 2011. It'll blow your mind (and has several notable, mega-iconic authors included inside of it).

All proceeds go to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, so your .99 cents goes to a good cause.
 
ZephyrFate said:
I'm 22.

My editor is a courtesy through my work on the Kindle All Stars: Resistance Front anthology which I have a short story in that will be available in the next two weeks. Everyone here who has a Kindle or an Amazon account for the paperback should buy the hell out of it. It is literally THE thing to read in 2011. It'll blow your mind (and has several notable, mega-iconic authors included inside of it).

All proceeds go to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, so your .99 cents goes to a good cause.
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.99 cents eh. Welp I'll pick it up.
 
Yaceka said:
I don't keep to many photos of myself, but since you asked... here's one from right before I got in the car to go to grad.

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My hair looks like shit now cause my hair stylist moved and I had to find someone else. I need to get it fixed once it grows out. :/
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Um, do you happen to live in Texas? :D
 
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