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[AkimbO_Arcana]

People whining about the thread are homophobes.

 

[Aeana]

As a lesbian I can verify that those glitches are pretty gay.

Do you ever make posts anymore that don't mention being a girl or a lesbian?

 

[elsk]

Great thread, Salsa.

 

[Mikeside]

I can't wait for the day when everyone gets along with each other and I can make inappropriate jokes knowing that no one will be offended.


Huh?

But is it inappropriate if nobody is offended?

 

[la_briola]

Do you ever make posts anymore that don't mention being a girl or a lesbian?

As a straight male, I can verify your suspicions.

 

[Acquiescence]

There's nothing gay about this at all - its just a bunch of fellas congratulating each other on a good game of football.

Do you ever make posts anymore that don't mention being a girl or a lesbian?

Oh christ, it's not just me then.

 

[Blablurn]

PiqueIbrahimovic.jpg

Football fans know!

 

[i-Lo]

That looks like a ruse for a punch to the gut.

LOL! You can see that the moment their lips touch, that guy looks at the crowd with such a horrified and pensive look!

This one is amazing, looks like the moment they kissed the guy in the foreground had electricity (spasm orgasm?) run through his body... till I saw that keeper went for the crotch!

 

[Corky]

This, this right here is why I haven't jumped off of a bridge yet.

 

[vazel]

LOL ballsy thread.

 

[Zwei]

That first image almost looks forceful.

me gusta

 

[-KRS-]

As a lesbian I can verify that those glitches are pretty gay.

Speaking of women. Why the hell arent there any sports games with women teams? I mean I know that the men's teams are simply on a whole other level in most sports (and therefore those teams are more popular) but still, wtf? OK maybe having a seperate game with only women teams wouldn't be profitable, but what about having both men and women teams in say FIFA? I guess it would be too much work to be worth it but it sorta sucks.

 

[Felix Lighter]

These are all more naturally animated than any of Bioware's love scenes.

 

[Boss Man]

But is it inappropriate if nobody is offended?

Maybe I should have said stupid instead of inappropriate. Stupid is funny if it's understood as satire and not misconstrued as being serious.

This is getting way too deep.

 

[Dusk Golem]

This is getting way too deep.

Some GAF'ers should start making out to break the tension.

No, but those are some pretty funny glitches. I recall hearing about this but had never really looked into it. While I would say those look like ragdoll glitches somewhat, they do look a little too deliberate.

Speaking of women. Why the hell arent there any sports games with women teams? I mean I know that the men's teams are simply on a whole other level in most sports (and therefore those teams are more popular) but still, wtf? OK maybe having a seperate game with only women teams wouldn't be profitable, but what about having both men and women teams in say FIFA? I guess it would be too much work to be worth it but it sorta sucks.

The unfortunate thing is that the only one that is coming to my head right now is those beach volleyball games.

 

[Retro_]

Holy shit the thread title and video made me laugh harder than I have in a while

 

[adixon]

And Pro Evo falls ever further behind

 

[ThanksVision]

need more gifs, these are hilarious.

 

[BowieZ]

glitches

that are homoerotic

=

gay glitches

 

[ffdgh]

Thats some happiness right there.

 

[playingwithfire]

Oh so if two guys start making out in a game it must of course be a 'glitch'... haha

 

[codemonkey]

You subscribed to KSI's channel?

Looks like /r/gaming to me.

 

[Dark Stalkers]

still the most heterosexual thing i've seen all day

 

[Chopper Dave]

This, this right here is why I haven't jumped off of a bridge yet.

Is he supposed to be going in for a high five? Looks like he knew he would be left hanging and changed his strategy a bit. This level of cunning is clearly why he is professional football/soccer material.

 

[Rikkun]

Some GAF'ers should start making out to break the tension.

No, but those are some pretty funny glitches. I recall hearing about this but had never really looked into it. While I would say those look like ragdoll glitches somewhat, they do look a little too deliberate.



The unfortunate thing is that the only one that is coming to my head right now is those beach volleyball games.

It never happened to me, or I never noticed... but it's just the pretty stupid engine, players are made of mud, their legs always bend in strange shapes..

 

[Replicant]

Now I kinda want to buy FIFA. OP is EA viral marketer confirmed!

 

[Chopper]

Thread absolutely made my evening. I have been crying with laughter.

Is he supposed to be going in for a high five? Looks like he knew he would be left hanging and changed his strategy a bit. This level of cunning is clearly why he is professional football/soccer material.

Holy shit at your user name.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

Not gay but its funny watching the newer WWE games physics engines spaz out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgcZ2PQJt5o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWn80EIQhSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeIO-uI-apA

 

[Emitan]

Speaking of women. Why the hell arent there any sports games with women teams? I mean I know that the men's teams are simply on a whole other level in most sports (and therefore those teams are more popular) but still, wtf? OK maybe having a seperate game with only women teams wouldn't be profitable, but what about having both men and women teams in say FIFA? I guess it would be too much work to be worth it but it sorta sucks.

Because people don't care about women's sports

 

[Rikkun]

Is he supposed to be going in for a high five? Looks like he knew he would be left hanging and changed his strategy a bit. This level of cunning is clearly why he is professional football/soccer material.

No I think that's the animation for blaming the referee after a foul, you can see he's angry before that sweet Clasico kiss.

 

[flippedb]

EA should add (no homo) in every box. lol

Oh so if two guys start making out in a game it must of course be a 'glitch'... haha

Yes, because this is FIFA, not "Kissing Simulator".

 

[Salsa]

Looks like /r/gaming to me.

yup saw the Pique one there and remember ive been seeing these types of gifs for years

 

[Piers]

This is exactly what made Sumotori Dreams so entertaining to play/watch.

 

[Anteo]

Speaking of women. Why the hell arent there any sports games with women teams? I mean I know that the men's teams are simply on a whole other level in most sports (and therefore those teams are more popular) but still, wtf? OK maybe having a seperate game with only women teams wouldn't be profitable, but what about having both men and women teams in say FIFA? I guess it would be too much work to be worth it but it sorta sucks.

Well I'd play something like this (NSFW) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8irI55-hts&feature=related

 

[Demoncarnotaur]

I just really wish I knew what part of the engine made this happen, its such a bizarre yet amazing glitch. :lol

 

[AppleMIX]

Looks like /r/gaming to me.

Oh god, lets not talk about that place.

 

[Poyunch]

The one redeeming factor to annualized sports games. Tons of jank.

 

[Akainu]

Speaking of women. Why the hell arent there any sports games with women teams? I mean I know that the men's teams are simply on a whole other level in most sports (and therefore those teams are more popular) but still, wtf? OK maybe having a seperate game with only women teams wouldn't be profitable, but what about having both men and women teams in say FIFA? I guess it would be too much work to be worth it but it sorta sucks.

A game more about the fundamentals could be interesting.

 

[dragonlife]

I've only ever seen the third one. Any more? They're pretty funny.

I think it's time I installed Fifa 13 on Origin from that wonderful sale.

 

[Saint Gregory]

So if I bring Cristiano Ronaldo and Thierry Henry together in this game will this happen?

I'm just, you know... wondering.

 

[i-Lo]

At least, we know for certain that these glitches have a 'liberul' bias

 

[FunkyPajamas]

Because people don't care about women's sports

I do!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6aqn8WPdg

 

[Dance Inferno]

thanks for the clarification I had trouble seeing it

LOL

 

[blu]

These are all more naturally animated than any of Bioware's love scenes.

*high five*

 

[adixon]

I just really wish I knew what part of the engine made this happen, its such a bizarre yet amazing glitch. :lol

The fact that there seems to be really accurate collision between the players' model meshes is pretty remarkable, and makes the bodies look like they're actually coming into contact, unlike most games. Does that level of detail in the collisions factor into gameplay at all?

Why the lips seem to be inevitably attracted toward each other... you've got me there.

 

[Socreges]

Do you ever make posts anymore that don't mention being a girl or a lesbian?

Oh christ, it's not just me then.

Right there with you both.

 

[Jake Tower]

This is now the I AIN'T MAD ATCHA .gif

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

Oh so if two guys start making out in a game it must of course be a 'glitch'... haha

Don't be like that. It is pretty damn obvious that they aren't meant to do that.

Maybe next game.

 

[Platy]

Awesome physics engine I must say

Speaking of women. Why the hell arent there any sports games with women teams? I mean I know that the men's teams are simply on a whole other level in most sports (and therefore those teams are more popular) but still, wtf? OK maybe having a seperate game with only women teams wouldn't be profitable, but what about having both men and women teams in say FIFA? I guess it would be too much work to be worth it but it sorta sucks.

Because the "I make a female role play character to look at a beautiful model" sentence is bullshit =P

 

[dream]

Do you ever make posts anymore that don't mention being a girl or a lesbian?

Sometimes she posts about being transgendered.