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[phinious]

I see no glitch

 

[Poyunch]

What a diva. The way he looks at the camera, obviously screaming for attention.

 

[Reversed]

Came expecting for a dedicated tumblr page about FIFA's weird ragdoll physics.

 

[Instro]

Why does it have to be a glitch huh?

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

Speaking of women. Why the hell arent there any sports games with women teams? I mean I know that the men's teams are simply on a whole other level in most sports (and therefore those teams are more popular) but still, wtf? OK maybe having a seperate game with only women teams wouldn't be profitable, but what about having both men and women teams in say FIFA? I guess it would be too much work to be worth it but it sorta sucks.

There were a lot of post on the women futbol/soccer world cup.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Some of them are way to elaborate to be glitches, I say someone at EA programmed them in there to appear at random times.

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

Ahahaha, this is amazing.

 

[Poyunch]

Came expecting for a dedicated tumblr page about FIFA's weird ragdoll physics.

 

[adixon]

Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

The game is becoming so real, the players' psychology is being so accurately modeled at this point, that the simulations are finding ways to express their humanity before our very eyes!

What if EA sports simulations are the beginning of skynet?

 

[Jake Tower]

OOPS I FELL

 

[ColtraineGF]

Lol, oh FIFA.

Concerning female sports, I do watch more women's tennis then men's tennis. That's something, I guess.

 

[SSReborn]

Those are amazing I can't wait to see the next generation of glitches.

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

Lol

 

[Dennis]

ah god, so many laughs in this thread.

Including the faux outrage.

 

[Platy]

Billie ... you know it is time for you to post a picture biting a game controller's cable, right ?

x3

Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

The game is becoming so real, the players' psychology is being so accurately modeled at this point, that the simulations are finding ways to express their humanity before our very eyes!

What if EA sports simulations are the beginning of skynet?

...nothing to worry about

 

[Valnen]

Damn. The graphics of this game plus the physics make it seem like the game comes from a wal mart shovelware bin or something.

Hilarious physics though.

 

[Corto]

It's the kiss of life. It's just CPR.

 

[fallagin]

That is some masterful trolling, up there with "Half life, 3 screenshots" XD

 

[adixon]

...nothing to worry about

But that's how it begins!

 

[RealDeadOne]

God I love that first gif.

It's like he's pissed off, and goes to hit the guy, but just can't do it and is consumed by lust.

 

[KiNeSiS]

is GAY a curse word or something? jesus christ people im not making fun of anything other than a game with glitches

Pay the over sensitive p.c. brigade no mind Salsa Shark. I find this thread humorous, I see no malice in pointing out a games glitch. Crucify these back seat mods like they are roman era christians, fucking hypocrites!

 

[Dennis]

That is some masterful trolling, up there with "Half life, 3 screenshots"

The thread title "gay glitches in Fifa" could hardly be more accurate. I supposed he could have typed out "glitches in Fifa that makes the players look gay".

 

[fallagin]

God I love that first gif.

It's like he's pissed off, and goes to hit the guy, but just can't do it and is consumed by lust.

And then the other guy teleports him away.

 

[TheLight]

"Half life, 3 screenshots"

Omg my sides.

 

[Salsa]

And then the other guy teleports him away.

he was just daydreaming and suddenly woke up

 

[adixon]

These are all more naturally animated than any of Bioware's love scenes.

Bioware to become a division of EA Sports? So true though...

 

[Neo Child]

usual neogaf drama

carry on

great thread, love fifa glitches

 

[Lunchbox]

what wrong with those? they're not glitches. its just reflecting the sport

it is a sim after all

 

[Reiko]

Next Gen animations that don't lie.

 

[Jake Tower]

 

[Cataferal]

Some of them are way to elaborate to be glitches, I say someone at EA programmed them in there to appear at random times.

Nope, these glitches stem from the Impact Engine (introduced in FIFA 12) - it's purely physics based collision between players, and fans pick the most awkward ones to show off online. This glitchy side is only really noticeable during slide tackles, from my experience.

 

[fallagin]

what wrong with those? they're not glitches. its just reflecting the sport

it is a sim after all

Yeah, but the problem is they're kissing guys on the other team!!!

 

[Chet Rippo]

Why does it have to be a glitch huh?

Are we sure they're glitches?

 

[FunkyPajamas]

Thats some happiness right there.

NO FUN ALLOWED

Some classics from the PESxSilent Hill cross promotion by Capcom:

 

[adixon]

After watching each of them at least ten times, this one stands out as my favorite. Seems to have somehow carved out a special niche in the uncanny valley all to itself.

Thanks for posting these!

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Well done, Sir Shark. Well done.

 

[mxgt]

This is the only funny one I managed to get in my short time playing FIFA last year

Spoiler

no foul was given

 

[Felix Lighter]

Oh my god. :lol

 

[Corto]

Yeah, but the problem is they're kissing guys on the other team!!!

The twist is, that they are all from the same team.

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

That is some masterful trolling, up there with "Half life, 3 screenshots" XD

I can't believe I missed that thread.

My fucking sides.

 

[JJD]

what wrong with those? they're not glitches. its just reflecting the sport

it is a sim after all

Lol! So true! I wonder if that's why EA NFL games suck after all...they're never completely true to the sport!

 

[Saint Gregory]

This is the only funny one I managed to get in my short time playing FIFA last year

Spoiler

no foul was given

Nothing wrong with that one, let them play dammit!

 

[fallagin]

The twist is, that they are all from the same team.

Oh man, I don't know how soccer works sorry.

 

[Rilasciare]

This one is killing me lol

 

[faridmon]

You are a year late Salas. Too late to make this thread.

 

[suzu]

Amazzzing.

 

[Acquiescence]

nvm

 

[Tom Penny]

This thread is incredibly offensive.

 

[Triple Da G.O.D!]

Thread delivers on multiple fronts.

Go GAF Go!!!

 

[Blood Diamonds]

I'm okay with this.