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[DMczaf]

http://www.nwherald.com/StyleSection/325160488515027.php

Basketball.

Baseball.

Styling products?

Michael Jordan has designed grooming products for the active man, which will be available this spring at mass merchandisers.

Packaged in a red and black color scheme, the Michael Jordan Grooming products are lightweight for travel or in the gym bag. They work with all skin and hair types and their scent won't compete with a person's cologne.

Products in the collection are Easy Glide Shave Oil ($7.99), Aloe Shave Gel ($7.99), After Shave Skin Toner ($7.99), Daily Conditioning Shampoo ($6.95), Thickening Shampoo ($6.95), Extreme Styling Gel ($7.99), Pomade ($7.99), and Fiber Cream ($7.99).

Trust me guys, he knows how to take care of hair.

 

[methodman]

I always thought that maybe he just had Laser Hair removal on his head because it is always shaved. It's a pain in the ass to shave it every day lol

 

[soundwave05]

You better get yours, before Kobe buys it all.

 

[bionic77]

I always thought that maybe he just had Laser Hair removal on his head because it is always shaved. It's a pain in the ass to shave it every day lol

Shaved nothing, he is bald!

 

[DMczaf]

Shaved nothing, he is bald!

Have you seen Vince Carter lately when he doesnt shave his head? He's going to be the next Jordan alright... :lol

 

[android]

Have you seen Vince Carter lately when he doesnt shave his head? He's going to be the next Jordan alright...

If only he played Basketball, he'd really be like Jordan.

 

[Guileless]

Soothe away the sting of drafting a bust with the #1 overall pick in the draft with Jordan brand lotion! Wash away the iniquity of high stakes gambling with Jordan brand soap!

 

[DMczaf]

Soothe away the sting of drafting a bust with the #1 overall pick in the draft with Jordan brand lotion! Wash away the iniquity of high stakes gambling with Jordan brand soap!

And even after all that, he's still the greatest. Teflon Jordan!

Nothing sticks!

 

[FightyF]

Maybe he styles his...pubes. Or something.

 

[bjork]

Maybe he styles his...pubes. Or something.

>:0




pix plz

 

[android]

pix plz

 

[DMczaf]

Pfft, those are not MJ's pubes!

...


Not that I know what they look like.

 

[Matlock]

underneath that hat is a thick, lush head of hair

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Stylin' and Profilin'