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Nervous bladder...deathsight580 said:Shy about what? :lol

Nervous bladder...deathsight580 said:Shy about what? :lol
Roude Leiw said:yeah belge guys are crazy. i know a few. but on a serious note, thats seriously messed up.
hearing all those weird bathroom stories, i am glad that nothing similar happened to me.
Dude...deathsight580 said:I got up and put my pants on, didn't even bother wiping,
Yeah, sometimes that still happens to me, but I can't predict it. So, like, 1/5 times I take a piss near someone in a public bathroom I can't do it 'till they leave. :lolSkittleguy said:Nervous bladder...![]()
Reminds me of a terrifying moment I had as a kid. I couldn't have been much older than 6 at the time, my family was out at some public event and I had to shit worse than ever. I would typically hold it until I got home because I have always hated shitting in a public restroom, but this was unbearable so I had to concede. Of course, I get to the bathroom and every stall was occupied. I scanned under them and found one didn't have a set of feet at the bottom. I knocked on the door a few times, asked if anyone was in there and got no reply. So I went to crawl under the stall to get in and much to my surprise a man was having a shit with both of his feet up on the seat. It was like if Spiderman took a shit in that crouched position he's so fond of. The guy looked at me incredibly pissed and I crawled back out in shock and terror. I wish I could unsee that but it's been almost 20 years and I can still remember it all too well.watervengeance said:That's some creepy ass shit. Crawling under the bathroom like a zombie or something.
In my own defense, who the hell takes a shit like that?xelios said:riskVSreward
Too easy.
:lol :lolSapientWolf said:
That's totally true, it's like something from a nightmare. That guy shitting atop his perch :lolriskVSreward said:In my own defense, who the hell takes a shit like that?
You should probably pee in a secluded area outdoors where no one can see you.Chao said:I don't get why men do use urinals. I'm not an animal, why should I be peeing in front of people I don't know?
SapientWolf said:You should probably pee in a secluded area outdoors where no one can see you.
Go to a large event (like a sports game... heck, even a bar), compare the lines for the men's room to the lines for the women's room.Chao said:I don't get why men do use urinals. I'm not an animal, why should I be peeing in front of people I don't know?
Chao said:I don't get why men do use urinals. I'm not an animal, why should I be peeing in front of people I don't know?
Chao said:I don't get why men do use urinals. I'm not an animal, why should I be peeing in front of people I don't know?
:lol I think you knew what you were getting into.Crunched said:Oh what the fuck at my tag :lol
Chao said:I don't get why men do use urinals. I'm not an animal, why should I be peeing in front of people I don't know?
I was hoping it wouldn't come down to that since I didn't make the thread myself.riskVSreward said::lol I think you knew what you were getting into.
With ice in it at some shitty club, so the vomit is nice and chilly...SuperEnemyCrab said:You pee in front of a wall, the people are off to the side actually. And if you think urinals are bad I guess you've never seen a "trough".![]()
Replicant said:Anyway, there's a big difference between being uncomfortable and being completely paranoid. Your situation seems to be the later. What are you trying to hide anyway? Your erection? Your 3-inch only penor?
Chao said:Are you comfortable peeing at home with the door wide open on a hallway? I mean, in a house with parents, brothers, sisters or kids walking around, people who are not your gf/fiancee/wife (I don't mind if my gf is around while I'm at it).
I'm not trying to hide anything, peeing is private stuff and I don't want people around me while I'm holding my dick on a public bathroom.
Chao said:Pretty proud of my penor.
Are you comfortable peeing at home with the door wide open on a hallway? I mean, in a house with parents, brothers, sisters or kids walking around, people who are not your gf/fiancee/wife (I don't mind if my gf is around while I'm at it).
I'm not trying to hide anything, peeing is private stuff and I don't want people around me while I'm holding my dick on a public bathroom.
-viper- said:smh @ the two posts above me.
Who in the their mind would want to show everyone else their dick when pissing? Anyway, peeing at urinals sucks especially since you cant wipe afterwards to ensure you're clean.
Retro said:It's unlucky you stumbled upon one of them, but look at it this way; now you've discovered something secret and special about an everyday location that most people don't know about.
What? Replicant is gay?TheSeks said:"The above two posters" are gay, and outside the US (AU, IIRC?) so take it with a grain of salt.
-viper- said:smh @ the two posts above me.
Who in the their mind would want to show everyone else their dick when pissing?
-viper- said:Anyway, peeing at urinals sucks especially since you cant wipe afterward to ensure you're clean.
Yes because withdrawing your dick in your pants won't leave any drops of urine in your boxers?How About No said:There's these things called "Urinal Dividers" and normal people will usually be focused away from you anyway.
Yeah, if I don't wipe my dick, piss goes all over my shorts and I can't get the smell out for weeks.
WAIT WTF
I think you just need to hold there for a couple extra seconds =/
TheSeks said:"The above two posters" are gay, and outside the US (AU, IIRC?) so take it with a grain of salt.
TheSeks said:Anyone in the gay scene/haves gay friends should at least know what "cruising spot"/"anonymous sex spot"s are. :|
How About No said:I think you just need to hold there for a couple extra seconds =/
Don't need to...>crazy monkey said:but in stall you don't need to hold it at all.
*shrugs*Yes because withdrawing your dick in your pants won't leave any drops of urine in your boxers?
-viper- said:smh @ the two posts above me.
Who in the their mind would want to show everyone else their dick when pissing? Anyway, peeing at urinals sucks especially since you cant wipe afterwards to ensure you're clean.
Skittleguy said:What? Replicant is gay?
Are you telling me all gay people are also closet rapists? Come the fuck on, man. It's a very specific type of person that waits around at urinals looking for someone to lure into their HJ cave.TheSeks said:"The above two posters" are gay, and outside the US (AU, IIRC?) so take it with a grain of salt.
Anyone in the gay scene/haves gay friends should at least know what "cruising spot"/"anonymous sex spot"s are. :|
Crunched said:Are you telling me all gay people are also closet rapists? Come the fuck on, man. It's a very specific type of person that waits around at urinals looking for someone to lure into their HJ cave.
No I am actually shocked.Replicant said:If this is an attempt at sarcasm, it's the most epic fail of sarcasm.
Is there like some underground gay society where you learn about bathroom hookup spots? I seriously don't think being gay automatically grants you that knowledge :lolRocket Punch said:that's not what he said, most gay people know of these places. most of them don't frequent them. as it's been previoulsy explained it's mostly closet cases that go there as they don't go to typical gay gatherings such as clubs or bars.
Crunched said:Is there like some underground gay society where you learn about bathroom hookup spots? I seriously don't think being gay automatically grants you that knowledge :lol
i_am_ben said:I know they exist. wouldn't have a clue where any actually were.
That's what I thought he was saying.xelios said:Yeah that pretty much sums it up for me too. I've seen it referenced in movies and heard jokes about it, who hasn't, but wouldn't know where to actually find one. I was understanding it as, "Gays know where all the gay anonymous sex spots are in their local area," which for me is untrue. Maybe I was misunderstanding.
Cheez-It said:I had a strange encounter the other day as well.
I walk in the bathroom and start taking a piss.
Some dude comes in, but I don't think much of it.
All of a sudden, I hear these awful noises, so I look back to make sure the damage is contained in the stall, when I see the perpetrator staring out at me.
I don't like when men stare at me in the bathroom. It's a bit unsettling. So I check, and there he is, staring again. I start feeling a mixture of anxiety and adrenaline. What does this strange man with explosive diarrhea want from me?
I go to wash my hands, carefully checking my exposed 6, and there the fucker goes again, looking even more intense than before!
So I head off to pick up my bags, and walk over to the stall. Right as I'm about to ask what the gentleman's problem is, he let's out a blood curdling war-cry, and comes after me with soiled underpants and a look that could only mean "you gonna get raped".
I left the bathroom quickly, watching the strange man from afar, wondering how someone could walk around with feces rubbing all over their clothes and body. I was finally safe.
I think the most awkward I've had is walking into the bathroom at work to find a gentleman with his pants around his knees in front of the urinal. Took me by complete surprise. I don't even remember if I just walked right back out or beelined for a stall.