Getting harassed in a public bathroom

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Roude Leiw said:
yeah belge guys are crazy. i know a few. but on a serious note, thats seriously messed up.

hearing all those weird bathroom stories, i am glad that nothing similar happened to me.

The thing is they are not Belgians but immigrants, Tunisian/Algerians. I try to be open minded about every body but I've had such bad experiences with those guys that I'm done with that whole part of the world. When I first moved there I never understood why so many Belgians have a thing againts them but as time went on, I see their point.
 
Skittleguy said:
Nervous bladder... :(
Yeah, sometimes that still happens to me, but I can't predict it. So, like, 1/5 times I take a piss near someone in a public bathroom I can't do it 'till they leave. :lol

Its the worst.
 
watervengeance said:
That's some creepy ass shit. Crawling under the bathroom like a zombie or something.
Reminds me of a terrifying moment I had as a kid. I couldn't have been much older than 6 at the time, my family was out at some public event and I had to shit worse than ever. I would typically hold it until I got home because I have always hated shitting in a public restroom, but this was unbearable so I had to concede. Of course, I get to the bathroom and every stall was occupied. I scanned under them and found one didn't have a set of feet at the bottom. I knocked on the door a few times, asked if anyone was in there and got no reply. So I went to crawl under the stall to get in and much to my surprise a man was having a shit with both of his feet up on the seat. It was like if Spiderman took a shit in that crouched position he's so fond of. The guy looked at me incredibly pissed and I crawled back out in shock and terror. I wish I could unsee that but it's been almost 20 years and I can still remember it all too well.
 
SapientWolf said:
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:lol :lol

Oh and paradoxically those stories are both creepy and hilarious at the same time!
 
I don't get why men do use urinals. I'm not an animal, why should I be peeing in front of people I don't know?
 
riskVSreward said:
In my own defense, who the hell takes a shit like that?
That's totally true, it's like something from a nightmare. That guy shitting atop his perch :lol

Oh what the fuck at my tag :lol
 
Chao said:
I don't get why men do use urinals. I'm not an animal, why should I be peeing in front of people I don't know?
You should probably pee in a secluded area outdoors where no one can see you.
 
Chao said:
I don't get why men do use urinals. I'm not an animal, why should I be peeing in front of people I don't know?
Go to a large event (like a sports game... heck, even a bar), compare the lines for the men's room to the lines for the women's room.
 
Chao said:
I don't get why men do use urinals. I'm not an animal, why should I be peeing in front of people I don't know?

Because sometimes people need to go in a hurry and waiting for the next available cubicle until God knows when is not worth it, especially when you're going to miss the movie that is about to play.

Anyway, there's a big difference between being uncomfortable and being completely paranoid. Your situation seems to be the later. What are you trying to hide anyway? Your erection? Your 3-inch only penor?
 
Chao said:
I don't get why men do use urinals. I'm not an animal, why should I be peeing in front of people I don't know?

Why not? You don't have anything other guys don't have. It's quick and convenient, and I only find it uncomfortable if old molester face happens to come up beside me and stare, in which case I will just lean in closer to the urinal and try to pee quicker.
 
Chao said:
I don't get why men do use urinals. I'm not an animal, why should I be peeing in front of people I don't know?

You pee in front of a wall, the people are off to the side actually. And if you think urinals are bad I guess you've never seen a "trough". :D
 
SuperEnemyCrab said:
You pee in front of a wall, the people are off to the side actually. And if you think urinals are bad I guess you've never seen a "trough". :D
With ice in it at some shitty club, so the vomit is nice and chilly...

Ugh, only humans could do something so stupid.
 
Replicant said:
Anyway, there's a big difference between being uncomfortable and being completely paranoid. Your situation seems to be the later. What are you trying to hide anyway? Your erection? Your 3-inch only penor?

Pretty proud of my penor.

Are you comfortable peeing at home with the door wide open on a hallway? I mean, in a house with parents, brothers, sisters or kids walking around, people who are not your gf/fiancee/wife (I don't mind if my gf is around while I'm at it).

I'm not trying to hide anything, peeing is private stuff and I don't want people around me while I'm holding my dick on a public bathroom.
 
Chao said:
Are you comfortable peeing at home with the door wide open on a hallway? I mean, in a house with parents, brothers, sisters or kids walking around, people who are not your gf/fiancee/wife (I don't mind if my gf is around while I'm at it).

LOL, yeah. It's just peeing. Not jerking off in front of them. And everyone knows that when someone is in the bathroom then usually they stay away from it.

I'm not trying to hide anything, peeing is private stuff and I don't want people around me while I'm holding my dick on a public bathroom.

I think you're being insecure on something that is not even important. It's like you're not comfortable with your own body or something.
 
Chao said:
Pretty proud of my penor.

Are you comfortable peeing at home with the door wide open on a hallway? I mean, in a house with parents, brothers, sisters or kids walking around, people who are not your gf/fiancee/wife (I don't mind if my gf is around while I'm at it).

I'm not trying to hide anything, peeing is private stuff and I don't want people around me while I'm holding my dick on a public bathroom.


peeing is private stuff. :lol How old are you?
 
smh @ the two posts above me.

Who in the their mind would want to show everyone else their dick when pissing? Anyway, peeing at urinals sucks especially since you cant wipe afterwards to ensure you're clean.
 
Um.... damn near every college campus, mall, and population center has a kind of unspoken list of public places where people congregate to do freakish things. Work in a mall and that's usually one of the first things your fellow employees will tell you.

It's unlucky you stumbled upon one of them, but look at it this way; now you've discovered something secret and special about an everyday location that most people don't know about. :lol
 
-viper- said:
smh @ the two posts above me.

Who in the their mind would want to show everyone else their dick when pissing? Anyway, peeing at urinals sucks especially since you cant wipe afterwards to ensure you're clean.


"The above two posters" are gay, and outside the US (AU, IIRC?) so take it with a grain of salt.

Retro said:
It's unlucky you stumbled upon one of them, but look at it this way; now you've discovered something secret and special about an everyday location that most people don't know about.

Anyone in the gay scene/haves gay friends should at least know what "cruising spot"/"anonymous sex spot"s are. :|
 
-viper- said:
smh @ the two posts above me.

Who in the their mind would want to show everyone else their dick when pissing?

There's these things called "Urinal Dividers" and normal people will usually be focused away from you anyway.

-viper- said:
Anyway, peeing at urinals sucks especially since you cant wipe afterward to ensure you're clean.

Yeah, if I don't wipe my dick, piss goes all over my shorts and I can't get the smell out for weeks.

WAIT WTF

I think you just need to hold there for a couple extra seconds =/
 
How About No said:
There's these things called "Urinal Dividers" and normal people will usually be focused away from you anyway.



Yeah, if I don't wipe my dick, piss goes all over my shorts and I can't get the smell out for weeks.

WAIT WTF

I think you just need to hold there for a couple extra seconds =/
Yes because withdrawing your dick in your pants won't leave any drops of urine in your boxers?
 
TheSeks said:
"The above two posters" are gay, and outside the US (AU, IIRC?) so take it with a grain of salt.

Two gay people in this thread expressed being uncomfortable at anyone trying to look at their dicks in the restroom. It doesn't mean you have to be uncomfortable with using a urinal with a privacy wall on it. Everyone has to pee.

TheSeks said:
Anyone in the gay scene/haves gay friends should at least know what "cruising spot"/"anonymous sex spot"s are. :|

"Anyone who haves black friends should at least know about drugs and drug paraphernalia. :| "

That is how stupid your statement sounds.
 
-viper- said:
smh @ the two posts above me.

Who in the their mind would want to show everyone else their dick when pissing? Anyway, peeing at urinals sucks especially since you cant wipe afterwards to ensure you're clean.

Huh? Who said anything about showing everyone else their dick? We're talking about being able to pee normally at urinal. Most normal people can do it whether they like it or not. It's almost abnormal when you actually hold it in and wait for the cubicle to open for God knows how many minute just because you're too 'shy'.

Skittleguy said:
What? Replicant is gay?

If this is an attempt at sarcasm, it's the most epic fail of sarcasm.
 
TheSeks said:
"The above two posters" are gay, and outside the US (AU, IIRC?) so take it with a grain of salt.



Anyone in the gay scene/haves gay friends should at least know what "cruising spot"/"anonymous sex spot"s are. :|
Are you telling me all gay people are also closet rapists? Come the fuck on, man. It's a very specific type of person that waits around at urinals looking for someone to lure into their HJ cave.
 
Crunched said:
Are you telling me all gay people are also closet rapists? Come the fuck on, man. It's a very specific type of person that waits around at urinals looking for someone to lure into their HJ cave.

that's not what he said, most gay people know of these places. most of them don't frequent them. as it's been previoulsy explained it's mostly closet cases that go there as they don't go to typical gay gatherings such as clubs or bars.
 
Rocket Punch said:
that's not what he said, most gay people know of these places. most of them don't frequent them. as it's been previoulsy explained it's mostly closet cases that go there as they don't go to typical gay gatherings such as clubs or bars.
Is there like some underground gay society where you learn about bathroom hookup spots? I seriously don't think being gay automatically grants you that knowledge :lol
 
Crunched said:
Is there like some underground gay society where you learn about bathroom hookup spots? I seriously don't think being gay automatically grants you that knowledge :lol

I know they exist. wouldn't have a clue where any actually were.

how can you not have heard of them when several well known people have been arrested for it?

also sometimes faux public toilets/restrooms are used as settings for porn movies.
 
i_am_ben said:
I know they exist. wouldn't have a clue where any actually were.


Yeah that pretty much sums it up for me too. I've seen it referenced in movies and heard jokes about it, who hasn't, but wouldn't know where to actually find one. I was understanding it as, "Gays know where all the gay anonymous sex spots are in their local area," which for me is untrue. Maybe I was misunderstanding.
 
xelios said:
Yeah that pretty much sums it up for me too. I've seen it referenced in movies and heard jokes about it, who hasn't, but wouldn't know where to actually find one. I was understanding it as, "Gays know where all the gay anonymous sex spots are in their local area," which for me is untrue. Maybe I was misunderstanding.
That's what I thought he was saying.
 
I had a strange encounter the other day as well.

I walk in the bathroom and start taking a piss.

Some dude comes in, but I don't think much of it.

All of a sudden, I hear these awful noises, so I look back to make sure the damage is contained in the stall, when I see the perpetrator staring out at me.

I don't like when men stare at me in the bathroom. It's a bit unsettling. So I check, and there he is, staring again. I start feeling a mixture of anxiety and adrenaline. What does this strange man with explosive diarrhea want from me?

I go to wash my hands, carefully checking my exposed 6, and there the fucker goes again, looking even more intense than before!

So I head off to pick up my bags, and walk over to the stall. Right as I'm about to ask what the gentleman's problem is, he let's out a blood curdling war-cry, and comes after me with soiled underpants and a look that could only mean "you gonna get raped".

I left the bathroom quickly, watching the strange man from afar, wondering how someone could walk around with feces rubbing all over their clothes and body. I was finally safe.

I think the most awkward I've had is walking into the bathroom at work to find a gentleman with his pants around his knees in front of the urinal. Took me by complete surprise. I don't even remember if I just walked right back out or beelined for a stall.
 
Cheez-It said:
I had a strange encounter the other day as well.

I walk in the bathroom and start taking a piss.

Some dude comes in, but I don't think much of it.

All of a sudden, I hear these awful noises, so I look back to make sure the damage is contained in the stall, when I see the perpetrator staring out at me.

I don't like when men stare at me in the bathroom. It's a bit unsettling. So I check, and there he is, staring again. I start feeling a mixture of anxiety and adrenaline. What does this strange man with explosive diarrhea want from me?

I go to wash my hands, carefully checking my exposed 6, and there the fucker goes again, looking even more intense than before!

So I head off to pick up my bags, and walk over to the stall. Right as I'm about to ask what the gentleman's problem is, he let's out a blood curdling war-cry, and comes after me with soiled underpants and a look that could only mean "you gonna get raped".

I left the bathroom quickly, watching the strange man from afar, wondering how someone could walk around with feces rubbing all over their clothes and body. I was finally safe.

I think the most awkward I've had is walking into the bathroom at work to find a gentleman with his pants around his knees in front of the urinal. Took me by complete surprise. I don't even remember if I just walked right back out or beelined for a stall.

Thanks.
 
I probably would've threatened to beat the crap out of them then shit down their throat, but in retrospect, that would probably turn them on, so I'd probably just perform a citizens arrest after injuring them so that moving was difficult.
 
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