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[Uncooked]

He's still going to punch her though, right?

 

[gdt]

I don't know what's better - phone or people over-reacting at the cunt punt comments. I thought the internet was made to share jokes about women?

Is your avatar from an 80's movie about a girl who kills people but then turns out to be a guy? Anyone know the name of that movie?

It takes place at a camp I think...

 

[arena08]

He's still going to punch her though, right?

If theres any hope left for this thread.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Is your avatar from an 80's movie about a girl who kills people but then turns out to be a guy? Anyone know the name of that movie?

It takes place at a camp I think...

Yes. It's the big reveal or tiny reveal, I guess.

Spoiler

Sleepaway Camp

 

[lexdysia]

I think Mama Robotnik is his girlfriend.

 

[No_Style]

By 'something of value', you don't just mean 'gratitude' do you? Cos I've fallen for that one before!

http://i335.photobucket.com/albums/m467/mappster31/stofftopicsmall.gif

Godly. :lol

 

[afternoon delight]

Is your avatar from an 80's movie about a girl who kills people but then turns out to be a guy? Anyone know the name of that movie?

It takes place at a camp I think...

Sleepaway Camp. And yeah, that's the "twist".

Great movie though. EDIT: Beaten by Dukkake. Which is a great name.

 

[Costanza]

By 'something of value', you don't just mean 'gratitude' do you? Cos I've fallen for that one before!

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Pneuzy]

Don't punch her.

Why not? That's what woman are used for. Also, cooking, cleaning and making mens moan muscles feel happy.

 

[Mama Robotnik]

Thanks for all the nice comments GAF. I've made more than a dozen for the gaming side, but this is my first for Off Topic. I'm glad you enjoy them as much as I like making them. I'm encouraged to make more when opportunities present themselves.

I think Mama Robotnik is his girlfriend.

Edit - fixed, damn bandwidth

 

[MobiusPigeon]

as much as we'd like to think it, most woman have no loyalty. They go for whoever gives them the most attention or the better "deal". we're no different than pair of shoes to most. :lol drop her and move on ASAP.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

He still has not logged back on. The wait is killing me! :lol

 

[scorcho]

Why not? That's what woman are used for. Also, cooking, cleaning and making mens moan muscles feel happy.

you're positively enlightened aren't ya

 

[Count Dookkake]

as much as we'd like to think it, most woman have no loyalty. They go for whoever gives them the most attention or the better "deal". we're no different than pair of shoes to most. :lol drop her and move on ASAP.

I think you missed the plot twist.

 

[Pneuzy]

Guess you should have cheated on her anyway.

 

[nny]

By 'something of value', you don't just mean 'gratitude' do you? Cos I've fallen for that one before!

*bows* you're amazing :lol

 

[arena08]

as much as we'd like to think it, most woman have no loyalty. They go for whoever gives them the most attention or the better "deal". we're no different than pair of shoes to most. :lol drop her and move on ASAP.

Wow thats not generalising at all.

 

[HolyStar]

:lol at topic change.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Wow thats not generalising at all.

My bet is that he's never had a GF. :lol

 

[kozmo7]

:lol at topic change. Did you stick it in her ass regularly and dominate her? That usually makes them not cheat.

You really need to masturbate

 

[Ahriman]

Wow thats not generalising at all.

Well he did say "most women", not "all women".

Also, :lol at the plot twist and the star trek gif.

 

[Solaros]

I sure as hell wouldn't even post in a thread again if that happened to me.

 

[scorcho]

the level of childish (and not even witty) misogyny in this thread is sad

 

[lexdysia]

Thanks for all the nice comments GAF. I've made more than a dozen for the gaming side, but this is my first for Off Topic. I'm glad you enjoy them as much as I like making them. I'm encouraged to make more when opportunities present themselves.

Out of bandwidth! lol.

 

[MobiusPigeon]

I think you missed the plot twist.

where is it? :lol

My bet is that he's never had a GF.

actually i've had more than a few. and more than a few women who have guys want "things" from me. and more than a few woman still want "things" from me knowing damn well i already have someone. some just dont give a fuck and are no different than guys. I'm not saying there are no good women out there i'm just saying that life really isnt some fantasy.
edit* :lol @ twist. like i said woman are no different than guys.

 

[lexdysia]

the level of childish (and not even witty) misogyny in this thread is sad

I sure as hell wouldn't even post in a thread again if that happened to me.

Looks like he hasn't even logged in since 3:30. I'm willing to bet he has cookies enabled for GAF, and he just hasn't been on. We shall see.

Also, I have noticed your changing avatar. lol.

 

[Count Dookkake]

where is it? :lol

"[He] drew first blood, not me!"

 

[ZROCOOL]

I sure as hell wouldn't even post in a thread again if that happened to me.

I wouldn't log-in either. -_-

Sucks for him.

 

[dead souls]

the level of childish (and not even witty) misogyny in this thread is sad

yep, the amount of misogynistic crap that is posted here regularly is my least favorite aspect of GAF.

 

[Foob]

I hate women!

I hate men!

 

[arena08]

where is it? :lol



actually i've had more than a few. and more than a few women who have guys want "things" from me. and more than a few woman still want "things" from me knowing damn well i already have someone. some just dont give a fuck and are no different than guys. I'm not saying there are no good women out there i'm just saying that life really isnt some fantasy.
edit* :lol @ twist. like i said woman are no different than guys.

Dimitri, is that you?!

 

[HolyStar]

You really need to masturbate

:lol :lol :lol yeah pretty much. In all seriousness, the guy is a dick. I was going to say pimp-slap the whore until I founds all this shit out.

By 'something of value', you don't just mean 'gratitude' do you? Cos I've fallen for that one before!

This shit is hilarious. And I don't even like Star Trek.

 

[ScientificNinja]

Oh dear Christ I'm in a tiny office of four and I've got tears streaming down my face as I try desperately hard not to LOL :lol

 

[VeritasVierge]

I lived with them for the last two years and... you're wrong.

Since CK is likely not coming back, can you please give us an update?

 

[StriKeVillain]

First "Who is phone" then the .gif.


:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

I'm not sure GAF has created anything, aside from that yellow guy. Though he does seem to know his position.

"* Defense Force" began here. It was a riff on me calling some Nintendo fans "Nintendo Defense League" (after Pokemon Puzzle League). My small claim to fame, and it's not even what I originally posted.

Edit: Holy shit LOL at the Star Trek gif!
:lol :lol

 

[The Librarian]

By 'something of value', you don't just mean 'gratitude' do you? Cos I've fallen for that one before!

Awesome.

 

[Blackace]

By 'something of value', you don't just mean 'gratitude' do you? Cos I've fallen for that one before!

oh my fucking gawd!! This is golden!

 

[Solaros]

Also, I have noticed your changing avatar. lol.

Heh, thanks man.

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

By 'something of value', you don't just mean 'gratitude' do you? Cos I've fallen for that one before!

http://i335.photobucket.com/albums/m467/mappster31/stofftopicsmall.gif

:lol that's great!

 

[Timedog]

the level of childish (and not even witty) misogyny in this thread is sad

Witty misogyny isn't in any way superior to childish misogyny.

Spoiler

they're both incredible

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

Witty misogyny isn't in any way superior to childish misogyny.

Spoiler

they're both incredible

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

 

[Sol..]

Witty misogyny isn't in any way superior to childish misogyny.

Spoiler

they're both incredible

they are..and when i do it

Spoiler

I FEEL INCREDIBLE

 

[Expendable.]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

nothing you haven't already told her twice?

 

[Servbot #42]

Been with the same guy for a few years.

We are engaged

1 month ago, he went to a party and slept there (it's fine with me... it's at his best friend's house)

Yesterday... I made him a nice dinner and even put out

This morning .. he tells me he was with a girl at that party

Summary :

- He fucked her like a beast
- He feels kinda guilty


He say he's sorry and he has no intention of seeing her again...

We'll make this work for a while ... I'll stay until I can find someone else.

Are you serious? that sucks.

 

[Timedog]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

What's the answer???????

 

[Count Dookkake]

I showed my sister the thread and she was motivated to get an account because of the savage Picard comedy. She is eager to to join in the laffs as soon as her account is activated.

LOLOLOL!

 

[deadbeef]

I showed my sister the thread and she was motivated to get an account because of the savage Picard comedy. She is eager to to join in the laffs as soon as her account is activated.

Count Dookkake
My sister needs YOUR erection
(Today, 08:46 PM)
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too easy

 

[Count Dookkake]

Count Dookkake
My sister needs YOUR erection
(Today, 08:46 PM)
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too easy

Eh, that joke has been made at more appropriate times.

C+

The real Dice Man would not be pleased.

 

[Weenerz]

Get back at her before you dump her, fuck her mother.

Damn only read the OP, must find the backfire.