GF thread ... This one will make you laugh at me

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Mama Robotnik said:
I want you to take my advice above, and re-write all the bits that say 'SHE' and 'HER' and replace them with 'HE' or 'HIM'. Then travel back in time, and give it to your girlfriend just after you cheated on her.

Your anger and outrage are double standards, tremendously self-centered and the words of a hypocrite. I was wrong to feel sorry for you.

I will endeavour to be more cynical in the future.

Please, please, please make a Picard GIF about this scenario.

I will give you something of value in return for your efforts.
 
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Cereal KiIIer said:
Well I called her mother because we had dinner tonight and I told her that I could not be there because her daughter was cheating on me for 1 month.... Yeah i'm proud of this one. :D
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bet you are.

time to get crying douchebag.
 
"Who was phone?" is the funniest thing i've ever seen on GAF. I've been laughing for 20 straight minutes and I think I might be going insane.
 
Timedog said:
"Who was phone?" is the funniest thing i've ever seen on GAF. I've been laughing for 20 straight minutes and I think I might be going insane.
I still don't get it...
 
alright this thread is getting hard to follow. its two threads in one. i guess we're killing time until OP gets back.

or maybe. he's dead.
 
Timedog said:
"Who was phone?" is the funniest thing i've ever seen on GAF. I've been laughing for 20 straight minutes and I think I might be going insane.
It's pretty stupid if you think about it.
 
Holy shit what a thread. I was getting slightly annoyed with all the unnecessary (and stupid) women jokes, but then the roommate posts and it gets interesting. And then the bomb drops and the thread turns EPIC. :lol :lol :lol
 
JavaMava said:
It's not something you need to think about. Thats the joke.
I know, I laughed pretty hard but I was just saying, when you think about it you realize how stupid of a meme it really is.
 
eso76 said:
maybe he was talking about some ex gf.
regardless, he still did it.

ah well.


That's why I included his quote that said, "...but we are still together."

If he posted that on Friday, it's almost certainly the same girl.
 
Waiting, waiting, waiting...

Now Im listening to Ween's GodWeenSatan:The Oneness

Hope Im not done before he comes back...
 
Wow.

Cereal KiIIer said:
You did the right thing. I felt miserable for months after I cheated on my gf.
I remember this post but I thought he was joking then. I didn't go back to the thread to read the rest of it. Did not read about the confession and the fucking like a beast part. Wow.

I now approve of your woman cheating on you.

Wow.





Fucking WOW.
 
He's holding her hostage in a huge hole in their basement, and he's telling her to put the fucking lotion in the basket.

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again!
 
Cereal KiIIer said:
Well I called her mother because we had dinner tonight and I told her that I could not be there because her daughter was cheating on me for 1 month.... Yeah i'm proud of this one. :D

did you also tell her mother you did the exact same thing before her?
 
CajoleJuice said:
Needs a thread title change, STAT

Ugh, no, you idiot.....smh


Timedog said:
"Who was phone?" is the funniest thing i've ever seen on GAF. I've been laughing for 20 straight minutes and I think I might be going insane.

GAF getting credit for another 4chan meme.
 
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