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[Mr. F]

I don't know how I feel that I kind of want to see the Bowser party mode, I'm curious what the gimmick is.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

Now do Sonic Shuffle

 

[Sakwoff]

I kinda love that in the very last game, Jeff won and Dan came in last.

There is a certain poetry in that.

 

[kadotsu]

100% Orange Juice

 

[Maiden Voyage]

What is the breakdown on games won?

 

[Demoskinos]

Jeff is like a phoenix from the ashes!

 

[Twin Tails]

 

[Teddified]

Well that was disappointing. Should have at least tried the other modes, otherwise don't call it a QL.

 

[Choomp]

Wow it's over

I never thought the day would come

 

[EmCeeGramr]

I don't know how I feel that I kind of want to see the Bowser party mode, I'm curious what the gimmick is.

In Bowser Party, the fifth player controls Bowser using the Wii U GamePad. In this mode, the four main players are tasked with reaching the end of the board without losing all of their hearts whilst avoiding being caught by Bowser, who is trying to stop them. If Bowser catches up to the other players, a minigame takes place in which Bowser uses the GamePad's features to activate various devices, such as tilt controlled fire rods, pinball flippers, and breathing fire, whilst the other players attempt to take as little damage as possible. The players win if at least one player makes it to the end of the board with their hearts intact, but if all players are defeated, Bowser wins.



Jason should have been Bowser

 

[Brashnir]

So is Dan the ultimate winner

NOBODY WINS

What part of this do you not get?

 

[Karspankey]

I kinda love that in the very last game, Jeff won and Dan came in last.

There is a certain poetry in that.

I was bummed about the length, but after that finish, you are definitely right. I wouldn't want it any other way.

 

[dannyglover]

So is Dan the ultimate winner

Because of precedent set in Patrick v Dan, the ultimate winner is the person who won the last match, not the winner of the most matches.

So Jeff is the ultimate winner.

 

[disappeared]

Jeff won lol

Dan retiring

 

[Demoskinos]

What is the breakdown on games won?

I think Dan won like 5, Drew like 3 , Brad 2 and Jeff 1?

 

[Johndoey]

Bit of a disappointing end length wise, but Jeff winning is all kinds of perfect.

 

[bodyofanamerican]

I kinda love that in the very last game, Jeff won and Dan came in last.

There is a certain poetry in that.

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

 

[Human Trashcan]

Bit of a disappointing end.

So it was a perfect ending

 

[TraBuch]

What a lame ending to the series.

Time to play Fortune Street on UPF.

 

[Brashnir]

Bit of a disappointing end

Box Quote

 

[Lunar FC]

I think Dan won like 5, Drew like 3 , Brad 2 and Jeff 1?

That adds up to 11, but ill take your word for it.

 

[CB3]

What a lame ending to the series.

Time to play Fortune Street on UPF.

Fortune Street is by far the best Mario Party game.

 

[Wunder]

Because of precedent set in Patrick v Dan, the ultimate winner is the person who won the last match, not the winner of the most matches.

So Jeff is the ultimate winner.

That's disappointing!

I also found the stats from Turboman - Brad was awfully smug during all those MPPs for only winning once

 

[disappeared]

No More Parties in G.B.

 

[Brashnir]

Because of precedent set in Patrick v Dan, the ultimate winner is the person who won the last match, not the winner of the most matches.

So Jeff is the ultimate winner.

And if Dan complains, just tell him that it's like Wrestling.

 

[TiffanyTryhard]

Final Standings

Dan: 5
Drew: 3
Jeff: 1
Brad: 1

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Jeff liking a random tapping garbage games more than Super Mario Run makes too much sense.

If it wasn't a Nintendo game nobody would give a fuuuuuuuck.

 

[Meguro]

If Overwatch wasn't a Blizzard game nobody would give a fuuuuuuuck.

 

[oti]

If it wasn't a Nintendo game nobody would give a fuuuuuuuck.

... yes? You just summarized why brands matter? ... thanks?

 

[KingKong]

If Overwatch wasn't a Blizzard game nobody would give a fuuuuuuuck.

Come on, that's not fair. If Overwatch wasn't full of tumblr bait then nobody would give a fuck

 

[nckillthegrimace]

If it wasn't a Nintendo game nobody would give a fuuuuuuuck.

It also wouldn't have this level of animosity leveled at it.

 

[Demoskinos]

That adds up to 11, but ill take your word for it.

Lmao. I'm half asleep so disregard my poor math. I know Dan won at least half Brad won at least 3 and jeff and brad each one a single one I THINK.

 

[strafer]

is the upload on youtube a bug? it's only 30 minutes.

 

[oti]

is the upload on youtube a bug? it's only 30 minutes.

First few minutes are premium #content

 

[Lunar FC]

Lmao. I'm half asleep so disregard my poor math. I know Dan won at least half Brad won at least 3 and jeff and brad each one a single one I THINK.

Did Brad win at least three or a single one? WHICH ONE IS IT?!

 

[Human Trashcan]

If Overwatch wasn't a Blizzard game nobody would give a fuuuuuuuck.

That doesn't really make for a valid comparison because OW is full of original characters. MP is full of known Nintendo characters, which of course matters.

Also, Overwatch is a good game.

 

[TiffanyTryhard]

Did Brad win at least three or a single one? WHICH ONE IS IT?!

Brad only won MPP4.

 

[Infinite Justice]

Jeff finally did it eh?

He was the one who had to end the nightmare all along :O

 

[nckillthegrimace]

That doesn't really make for a valid comparison because OW is full of original characters. MP is full of known Nintendo characters, which of course matters.

Also, Overwatch is a good game.

They're not talking about Mario Party.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

They're not talking about Mario Party.

I mean, they're both mediocre products that owe most of their success to the Mario brand, so

 

[nckillthegrimace]

I mean, they're both mediocre products that owe most of their success to the Mario brand, so

Even if that were true, it's not what you were talking about. Trashcan needs to get on the same fucking page as everyone else! Also, it makes a difference in that it's obvious why people hate Mario Party (it's a nightmare game). As for Mario Run, people hate it because ???

 

[Tubobutts]

Because of precedent set in Patrick v Dan, the ultimate winner is the person who won the last match, not the winner of the most matches.

So Jeff is the ultimate winner.

Yep. Jeff wins 1-9.

 

[FStop7]

No More Mario Parties in S.F.


beaten

 

[justjim89]

I'd rather play Super Mario Run ten times out of ten instead of mindless inane clicker bullshit like Adventure Capitalist. Jeff has such weird tastes and peculiarities.

 

[Lunar FC]

Downloaded Mario Run on my ipad mini and unistalled it before I finished the tutorial. Awful.

Also, is it just because I have a gen 1 mini that this games looks bad? I was expecting it to look amazing after Jeff's comments on the visuals.

 

[oti]

I'd rather play Super Mario Run ten times out of ten instead of mindless inane clicker bullshit like Adventure Capitalist. Jeff has such weird tastes and peculiarities.

That's what's so weird and intriguing about Jeff. In one moment he kinda makes sense, even if you don't agree with him, and in the next he talks about clicker games as if they were actually worth caring about other than in an "look at this dumb thing I played for 30 minutes and then stopped" kind of fashion. But it's a good reminder here and there to evaluate his taste. It's mostly bad.

One moment: "Yeah this game is mechanically sound but it's more of the same. I don't like it."
Next: "So I played [interchangeable clicker game with literally no gameplay at all] and I really liked it."

 

[pizzacat]

Wait jeff won

Thats actually real funny


Also his tastes >>> all of yours

Hes right 90% of the times

 

[Twin Tails]

Mario party10 quick look
http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/quick-look-mario-party-10/2300-11763/

 

[nckillthegrimace]

Downloaded Mario Run on my ipad mini and unistalled it before I finished the tutorial. Awful.

Also, is it just because I have a gen 1 mini that this games looks bad? I was expecting it to look amazing after Jeff's comments on the visuals.

So you deleted it after like ten seconds?

 

[Meguro]

The things Jeff likes about videogames is fascinating to me because I feel like I can't ever unwrap if he is gonna shit on something or not.