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[Ashby]

Dan will play it and give it a 5/5.

The review text will declare it the best game of all time and he will give it a 4/5

 

[Tubobutts]

The review text will declare it the best game of all time and he will give it a 4/5

The review text will be mostly about Metal Gear and wrestling and he'll give it a 5/5

 

[Ashby]

The review text will be mostly about Metal Gear and wrestling and he'll give it a 5/5

That way Dan scores reviews he wouldn't even give Metal Gear or wrestling 5/5

 

[Death Metalist]

Dan will play it and give it a 5/5.

He'll call it one of(if not) the best in the series but then it won't appear in his top 10 by the end of the year.

 

[Curufinwe]

I didn't hate it, I guess - 5/5.

 

[ThanksVision]

Switch is DOA

Good

weird

 

[MarkRenton]

Does anyone know the last perfect score the gerstmann gave out? besides gtav?

 

[Twin Tails]

Does anyone know the last perfect score the gerstmann gave out? besides gtav?

Horizon.Zero.Dawn?

 

[Tubobutts]

Does anyone know the last perfect score the gerstmann gave out? besides gtav?

Horizon Zero Dawn, TitanFall 2 , and Mario Maker are the three most recent.

 

[Hindl]

Does anyone know the last perfect score the gerstmann gave out? besides gtav?

Before Horizon, Titanfall 2

 

[MarkRenton]

opps i ment besides horizon and gtav, im a fool.


interesting. thanks

 

[CypherSignal]

Huh, found this on a lark: apparently Opencritic.com lets you index reviews by both publication and author.

 

[Death Metalist]

The Dead Space 3 we could have had.

 

[No_Style]

Jeff will change review aystem, give it an 8.8.

No stars. No numbers. Just review portraits.

While I was looking for that picture, I stumbled upon the remix of when Vinny dropped the C-Bomb on the Bombcast. I missed it the first time around.

 

[Tubobutts]

Huh, found this on a lark: apparently Opencritic.com lets you index reviews by both publication and author.

Huh. Jeff and Dan have the exact same average review score of 69

Same as Austin too. Well at least Waypoint makes sense now.

Alex is 68 and Brad is 81.

 

[kingocfs]

Huh. Jeff and Dan have the exact same average review score of 69

Same as Austin too. Well at least Waypoint makes sense now.

Nice.

 

[Twin Tails]

http://opencritic.com/critic/668/matt-rorie

 

[ArjanN]

I honestly think when people are complaining about Millennials, they are unknowingly tossing in some of the post-Millennials as well, because the early half of Millennials seem completely different from the latter half. Jeff Bakalar is technically a Millennial (he was born in 1982), as are Dan and Drew (and Patrick and Austin). Alex missed out by one year.

I'm sure 99% of the people complaining about millennials have no idea about the actual dates involved or any real cultural insight into that generation. It's just the older than time tradition of older people bitching about younger people in general.

I've reached the point where Berserk missions are more cutscenes than gameplay

not even kidding I just sat through about 20 minutes of cutscene that was ripped from the manga. Basically all of Griffith's rebirth and Skull Knight jacking human bodies.

I think... I think I was tricked into buying anime.

More berserk manga and less musou gameplay sounds like a good thing to me.

 

[Tubobutts]

http://opencritic.com/critic/668/matt-rorie

It's weird that they have Rorie but don't have Drew or Dave who also had one review. Or Ryan who had way more than one.
And didn't Vinny have a couple of reviews as well? Cause he's not there.

 

[Basileus777]

It's weird that they have Rorie but don't have Drew or Dave who also had one review. Or Ryan who had way more than one.
And didn't Vinny have a couple of reviews as well? Cause he's not there.

Rorie's review was a lot more recent. Opencritic's historical data probably isn't up to snuff.

 

[Tubobutts]

Rorie's review was a lot more recent. Opencritic's historical data probably isn't up to snuff.

Good point. I checked and the oldest Jeff review they count is from 2013. So the site is less interesting than I thought it would be.

 

[Antiwhippy]

Also rorie is now more relevant than drew and dave.

 

[OdysseusVA]

Brad Shoemaker

 

[Incandenza]

Brad Shoemaker

So that's what he does all day.

 

[BearPawB]

Brad Shoemaker

Real Brad has a better singing voice

 

[Tubobutts]

Also rorie is now more relevant than drew and dave.

The future of Giant Bomb is as dark as his showers.

 

[Basileus777]

The future of Giant Bomb is as dark as his showers.

So a new golden age is coming?

 

[Antiwhippy]

So a new golden age is coming?

We're post eclipse.

Actually a relevant comparison now that i think about it.

 

[Death Metalist]

Chain Dive - Stage 1

 

[Incandenza]

Chain Dive - Stage 1

I feel like I'm selecting what vehicle I want to race in.

 

[nckillthegrimace]

We're post eclipse.

Actually a relevant comparison now that i think about it.

Don't encourage anyone who forces a Berserk reference.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Chain Dive - Stage 1

give me all of the house music

see also

 

[Data West]

I liked it when it was called Devilman

 

[nckillthegrimace]

I liked it when it was called Devilman

devilman's author has a long history of being a fucking hack

 

[Piston Hyundai]

remember when revenge of shinobi had batman in it and they were afraid of litigation

so they just made it fucking devilman instead

revenge of shinobi is so good (some may say it's one of the best 100 games ever made)

 

[EdReedFan20]

I'm watching the DICE Awards, and, wow, Todd Howard is quite funny (he received a lifetime achievement award). Apparently, it's one of the few times he's travelled for anything video game related.

Edit- Uh oh. Lang's in SF (for GDC obviously)!

 

[LiK]

I miss review portraits

 

[Stackboy]

No UPF this week? Not on the schedule.

 

[nckillthegrimace]

Hey, fuck disco. This sentiment is Yakuza 0 related, but also real life, probably.

 

[Twin Tails]

No UPF this week? Not on the schedule.

Drew is taking UPF with him.

 

[EdReedFan20]

Overwatch is the DICE Awards 2017 GOTY.

 

[OdysseusVA]

No UPF this week? Not on the schedule.

Its on a flight to GBEast

 

[darkwing-buck]

I like to think this is Dan sometimes.

 

[Giganteus]

Chain Dive - Stage 1

Drewdancingbehindvinny.gif

 

[hamchan]

Would rather watch Megaman for 5 hours and skip UPF.

 

[Twin Tails]

Still Drew's greatest moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KYuWEaqU9E


Now Daniel

 

[Empty Space]

Hey, fuck disco. This sentiment is Yakuza 0 related, but also real life, probably.

The timing windows are way too narrow.

 

[OdysseusVA]

Would rather watch Megaman for 5 hours and skip UPF.

Good news! UPF has moved east!

Now Daniel

I wonder how many death threats he's gotten

 

[Twin Tails]

https://instagram.com/p/BQ4iRTjDwwV/

 

[robotrock]

Chain Dive - Stage 1

uhhhhhhhhhh, is this game good? I have never heard of it but I just watched some footage...and this song....looks pretty cool